When my younger brother tells me he and my SIL who is 8 months older than me are 9 weeks pomegranate after just ONE try post BC and I've been trying for 2 years2mo ⋅ emerald-vines ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Next to me at yesterday’s baby shower: “...For our second we are making sure I’m not pregnant in the summer so I’m not hot and miserable!”3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Checking to see if it's safe to go back on social media after this weekend.2yr ⋅ pink_freudian_slip ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I was sure I would be one of those people who magically get pregnant the cycle before they start IVF... oh well, needle time!1yr ⋅ happycat_01 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My OB/GYN suggested we take a vacation to Mexico because that’s how she got pregnant. Could I count it as a medical expense on my taxes? Let’s all go to Mexico.1yr ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your former friend tries to tell you that being a parent to their healthy children is just as hard as infertility, and I tell her that I'd gladly swap places with her.2yr ⋅ RingEllesBells ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your “friend” you’ve opened up to asks how your journey is going, you tell them and then they respond with, “That sucks... can you believe I’m 11 weeks today?!”9mo ⋅ tulip369 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Every single time your doctor says you’ll experience some “mild cramping.”5mo ⋅ jmp325 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Husband opens up to SIL about us doing IVF. I know how it is, it took me 6 months with my first. I thought I was infertile.1yr ⋅ happypotter13 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me briefly joining the ranks of the fertile before my miscarriage1yr ⋅ FraughtOverwrought ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Real footage of me not knowing how to act in public anymore while trying to avoid babies8mo ⋅ 34enjoythelilthings ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I thought taking a month off fertility treatments would get me “in a better mental place.” Guess who’s still sad, angry, and salty.1yr ⋅ wishingforbaby ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After a horrible year of failed IVF cycles we are gonna NTNP. But with hardly any eggs why have hope that it will happen for me1yr ⋅ DragonfruitStraight3 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me: having tried concieving for 10 years, becoming pregnant for the first time. Fetus nonviable, having to TMFR it today. Sister(who knows): posting on Facebook that she is expecting her second child in the fall..1yr ⋅ lakalaka12 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW the husband joins in my bitter reaction to yet another couple getting pregnant before us. “Fuck your letter board!”3yr ⋅ Adorable_Professor_1 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friend (who has three children) has abandoned just relax! now that we are moving onto IVF, and is instead using well, it wouldn't be the worst thing if you didn't have children as an alternative! Can't wait to see what she comes up with next!2yr ⋅ _nancywake ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friend’s wife mentioned infertility and asked if we were trying. I was mid sentence opening up and she says she considers herself !?️SOCIALLY INFERTILE!?️because he isn’t ready to start trying yet.2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Knowing that I could have been using Retinol for the past year with reckless abandon.1yr ⋅ wacha23 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I tell my husband that every time I see a pregnancy announcement on social media I die a little inside and he says, “isn’t that a little bit dramatic?” 😑😑😑1yr ⋅ tinytoughcookie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
RE: Just undress from the waist down and I’ll be right baa— Me, already on the table, hiking up my dress:2yr ⋅ daltonnotkeats ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I call to check in about my short term disability claim status after being out of work due to an ectopic, and the first question is “what was the date of delivery?” 🫠1yr ⋅ blarn_blarn ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Getting ready to make a pumpkin pie while trying not to think about the fact that I was supposed to have a two-month-old this Thanksgiving3yr ⋅ ryleef ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Young neighbor couple w/ baby, changing car battery. My mechanically inclined and super helpful husband: “I would help them, but they have a baby”. Me: You mean you want to help since they have a baby? Hubs: NOPE. They have a baby. Clearly they’ve got it allllll figured out and don’t need MY help.3yr ⋅ GreenLadyOfLetters ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone going through a miscarriage asks for advice, and the comments are filled with multiple pregnant people looking to be reassured by the OP that they won’t miscarry like her1yr ⋅ NoGoodMotherWitch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’re on cycle 14 and your sister who is on cycle 2 really needs you to come over so that she can tell you that she is pregnant and if you could help her clean out her cat’s litter box1yr ⋅ youweremeantforme ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When it’s your husband’s 34th birthday and his little sis (20) is pregnant and right in front of you his aunt says she always knew his sister would be the first one to make his parents grandparents as you’re currently on your period after now NINETEEN months of trying.10mo ⋅ browneyesnblueskies ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Had my first ultrasound for my miracle iui baby. Got in the car and rejoined this group. You can probably guess why. Fuck2yr ⋅ Mishkae ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Currently in the TWW and I literally Googled “symptoms you can have during the TWW” This is my like 100th TWW, will I ever learn?? The answer is no.1yr ⋅ rsvp_as_pending629 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my mother in law sweetly offers to hold my husband’s hand during my egg retrieval surgery, unaware that he has a role to play that day...1yr ⋅ UCLAdy05 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW the lady doing my bloodwork at 7 AM on a Saturday for pre-IVF testing says she did IVF and it never worked1yr ⋅ bearpawsNwhiteclaws ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my aunt tells me to stop fertility treatments and accept God's will, that it is sad but I was not meant to become a mother2yr ⋅ valoela ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my sister sends an April fools fake positive in our family group chat and everyone thinks I’m the one who’s pregnant and now my phone is getting blown the f*** up. Oh and I’m also on my period3yr ⋅ history_nerd94 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When there is a covid outbreak at work and everyone is concerned about the guy with a newborn, but no one cares that I can’t go to my fertility dr appts if I test positive.2yr ⋅ Trying_really_heart ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Impulse buying gardening shit because if I can’t be fertile, at least my yard will be.2yr ⋅ NoGoodMotherWitch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Annual Gyno visit and I’m surrounded by pregnant woman. One walked out to show her partner the ultrasound photo. This is my version of hell.7mo ⋅ katpatt13 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me watching my husband on Find My Friends to make sure the sperm gets to the clinic on time3mo ⋅ idahopotato8 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you start thinking about the fact that even if you did ever get pregnant again it would be completely ruined by infertility and loss ptsd, and that the possibility of actually enjoying a pregnancy has been ripped from you2d ⋅ ThrowRA157386 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my Mother in-law feels she has to tell me for the 100th time how her and her family are SUPER fertile and that I’m the only woman she knows who has had a miscarriage7mo ⋅ WhateverItWasILostIt ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW someone posted “do I have to remove my jewelry for my c-section?” In my local fertility support group. Girl read the room. You couldn’t post in a baby bump group or something similar? You just HAD to post in a fertility group??1yr ⋅ elleliz12 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me on the weekends trying not to wonder if I will ever have children....3yr ⋅ lkatj ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Not getting invited to family gatherings because we don’t have little ones to bring10mo ⋅ knight_writing ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Anyone else see the woman who’s been TTC for two weeks asking about how to handle it all?2yr ⋅ SadieAnneDash ⋅ r/trollingforababy
The post in TTC stating she jUST KNOWS that her relationship of less than a year won’t survive if it takes a year to conceive... and you want to bring a human into that uncertain instability2yr ⋅ pizzaclimbingsunrise ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just found out today embryo stopped growing a week ago - third loss in less than a year. I'm fine 🥲1yr ⋅ Winendinen69 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
IUI #2 already laughing in my face: shirt says “big fat positive vibes” but when I took my selfie, it only says “big fat.” I am not okay 😭😭😭2yr ⋅ fresh_ava_ca_doo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Ecstatic that I ovulated. Jazzed to lose my mind for 10-14 days again.1yr ⋅ Logical_Rutabaga3707 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW people post “I really want to be pinata before X age/really don’t want to have kids past X age/never thought I’d have kids after X age”- just PLEASE STOP. There’s a bunch of us in the “older” category and we aren’t dead.2yr ⋅ konstanttt ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Socializing with vaccinated friends for the first time in MONTHS. After I say TTC is not sexy or romantic, one says, I mean, I feel like if you found a way to enjoy yourself and make it more about *connecting* than about trying to get pregnant, your body would be more *open* to it, you know??3yr ⋅ itstimetopaytheprice ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After all our insane efforts, sometimes it seems crazy that there are people out there just? Getting? Pregnant? Whenever? They want? No problem? Over and over? 2wk ⋅ InternetSnek ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I am so happy and blessed to announce our new arrival. Was a 6 hour drive. Welcome to the world Mr Mime3yr ⋅ chocolatecockroach ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband went to lunch with a friend today and opened up about infertility. I was so proud. Friend then responds by pulling out ultrasound pictures.11mo ⋅ katieteaches ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Funny that before I started IVF I was so afraid of the injections being the hardest part when the actual hardest part is:1yr ⋅ Cmd229 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
As I realized my period was starting on 8 dpo, I had to wonder...was I being punked? Was my body starting my period a week early to protect my heart from seeing another negative test? I sighed as I called the clinic. My heart didn’t need protection from a negative test, it needed it from hope.1yr ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me knitting a baby blanket for a couple who decidedly doesn't deserve it, with the faint hope that this will somehow please the fertility gods3yr ⋅ AnalystFun4456 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
All I know after I started ThIs JoUrNeY is “self care” and “treating myself” and I just impulsively got my hair cut and dyed because if I’m gonna be a sad bitch I’m also gonna be a bad bitch1yr ⋅ strangealmondmilk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Nobody talks about the extreme health anxiety that comes after losses and battling infertility... I want to catch a mental break. I’m so anxious and sad all the time, constantly wondering what’s wrong with me.1yr ⋅ Cindy4511 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I got another BFN today. Meanwhile, my friend just announced her “honeymoon” pregnancy in our group chat. They waited until marriage to have sex.2yr ⋅ MissCleo6 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Googling “11 dpo negative test 12 dpo positive” for the 50th time1yr ⋅ bunnicula9 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’re at your HSG and the nurse asks “do you have any kids? Have you been trying very long?”2yr ⋅ babyaccount1114222 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After months of therapy, finally started to get to a place where I can appreciate what I have (for now) without the desperate need for a baby. And then on Saturday the love of my life, my sweet 9 year old puppy, died and I can’t even have that baby anymore.11mo ⋅ CharmingRaspberry845 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Everyone please congratulate me! 7DPO and I haven’t tested yet. This is the longest I made it in a few years! Will wait a lil longer for disappointment this month 🥰3yr ⋅ VegFed23 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my husband tells me that he knows I hide all the early pregnancy tests I take3mo ⋅ Flying-fish456 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my RE tells me I need to make healthy lifestyle changes to help get my blood sugar under control3yr ⋅ noods-danger-tits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just saw a post about another couple struggling with infertility, who were mistakenly told their test was positive at the doctors. Someone commented “I’m recently pregnant, and that’s so devastating”. Why can’t people read the room 🙄5mo ⋅ CherryHearts123 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’ve exhausted all of the more traditional fertility methods, there’s just one thing left.2yr ⋅ HatPutrid5538 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
We’re just in different stages of life. She doesn’t want kids and I am on the brink of losing it over fertility treatments1yr ⋅ knight_writing ⋅ r/trollingforababy
1.5 years into the jOuRnEy, 0 pregnancies, and my husband decides to let me know he would prefer if our children were born close in age.1yr ⋅ yiketh098 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my job asks me to go to Asia in June and I immediately Google if it’s safe to travel while pregnant, even though I’ve never seen a positive-at least it’s a free trip?1mo ⋅ Beckhamfan2016 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Imagining what it’d be like to simply orgasm into a cup for fertility testing.2yr ⋅ trashpandas_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Gearing up for Round 2 of IVF after a 3 month break, hello again frens 👋🏼1yr ⋅ emmasaakehughes ⋅ r/trollingforababy
And welcome back to the Why are we even still trying? This is hopeless, and I'm sick of letting myself picture a future that isn't happening part of the cycle1yr ⋅ skellywars ⋅ r/trollingforababy
*laughs in donor gametes* Oh, my sweet summer children. You have no idea.1yr ⋅ noods-danger-tits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I had puppies instead of babies. It’s fine. They are cute. It’s not fine. My dog is more fertile than I am.7mo ⋅ SALTYMANC ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your coworker keeps telling you how lucky you are not having kids and should really reconsider trying for one9mo ⋅ KJChili_Dawg ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you finally get pregnant, only to miscarry at 6 weeks, find out you have endometriosis and cysts on both of your ovaries... and then your step sister announces her pregnancy with the same due date month.6mo ⋅ asleeponabeach ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your 22 year old idiot cousin doesn't want the COVID shot because she thinks it'll make her infertile3yr ⋅ thebeerbabe ⋅ r/trollingforababy
For all of us who follow the BFP posts in r/tryingforababy: “I can’t believe it happened so fast.” “I didn’t expect it to happen so fast!” “I thought we’d be trying so much longer.” “LOL! 8DPO Cheeseburger!”2yr ⋅ TeeDoubleU1206 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband just told me that I’m wrong about how long we’ve been trying because “some months we didn’t try that hard.”1yr ⋅ brucetoot ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my ovulation test kit instructs you to “make love” at peak fertility. I’m surprised they didn’t write “do the baby dance”2mo ⋅ TinyGrackle ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to re-calculate a way that I could somehow be 10 DPO instead of 13 DPO and that my BFNs are still sooooo early. 2mo ⋅ Avtbn ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your last ever transfer fails and you have to reconsider your whole future... 1wk ⋅ severitybunch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Showering *myself* with praise after showing up to a baby shower, getting my period and managing not to cry1yr ⋅ Serious-Chest4900 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to figure out how to skip Mother’s Day without pissing off my Mom and MIL1yr ⋅ rsvp_as_pending629 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
FET #1 prep - I’m going to give up coffee and alcohol and be so healthy! Pom juice, pineapple, socks all the time, I’m doing ALL THE THINGS!!! FET #7 prep - after adding rumchata to my coffee...wait, did I change my patches today? 🤷♀️1yr ⋅ Lumpy-Mycologist-880 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your boss knows it's your first day back after a D&C for your miscarriage, and decides to have the whole team share pictures of their children in the morning meeting1yr ⋅ Herodias ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching my cousins gender reveal and her husband visibly is not happy about it being a girl.9mo ⋅ throwawayforyabitch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Got my fourth “2020 was bad for so many, but for me it was one of the best!” baby photo post today:3yr ⋅ kbooky90 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Bridezilla tells her sister, who won’t come to her wedding because of a miscarriage, that ‘It’s not like she gave birth and needs to stay home with the baby’.2yr ⋅ LadyRhovaniel ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Opening Facebook to yet another baby announcement, but then seeing it’s a rainbow baby.....3yr ⋅ gimmedatbeck ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I rapidly flip between being hopeful for the future or feeling completely doomed. I get excited thinking I’ll be pregnant again one day then I’m panicking thinking about another miscarriage happening. I feel like I’m going crazy1yr ⋅ strangealmondmilk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Time to start my monthly ritual, and by monthly ritual I mean my period being *just* late enough to make me think there’s a chance, then going to buy a test only to have started my period some time between leaving the house and arriving at the store3mo ⋅ greenwombat32 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When people think we are DINKWADs by choice and judge us for having a dog instead of a child...1yr ⋅ timetraveler2060 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Only on day 2 of my fiances family visiting, stressed out my arsehole cooking for 7 people and hosting and now his sister has just announced she’s pregnant after I had a miscarriage last month2yr ⋅ hellojaddy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband telling me I can’t be bitter about other people having babies while we’re preparing to start IVF after 4 years of nothing1yr ⋅ bearpawsNwhiteclaws ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW a “It’s healthier to relax” TFABer is now posting IVF research1yr ⋅ doe_doe_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Today is the first *decent* day I’ve had in a while since this ~journey~ Actually cleaned my house, meal prepped, and worked out so I hope this rubs off on anybody else that’s struggling1yr ⋅ strangealmondmilk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
waiting for my ultrasound to find out why I'm so good at miscarrying in a waiting room full of parmesan women rubbing their bellies and clutching their folders.2yr ⋅ NannyOggSquad ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my friend who was convinced she’d have trouble getting pregnant excitedly tells me she got pregnant on the first try1yr ⋅ underratedmoose ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Current mood: CD1 and crying because my husband’s Stardew Valley wife is pregnant. F@$k you Haley.2yr ⋅ GayApparel ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My wife and I taking up bicycling this spring after our first failed IVF transfer...3yr ⋅ Gray_Charles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Sitting Back & Watching AITA Rip Apart Someone Who Wants to Announce Her SEVENTH Pregnancy at her Infertile Brother’s Birthday Party2yr ⋅ Lovve119 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when the grocery store workers see me buying pads today after buying pregnancy tests yesterday1yr ⋅ Specific_Carob4461 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me at 2 dpo trying to summons pregnancy nausea (for the 48th month in a row).1yr ⋅ schnoodle2017 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
2 years in and every month still finding myself in 12 year old forums searching “8dpo implantation bleeding”.2yr ⋅ sugarsnapeas ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I’m not tryin’a brag or anything, but I’m 7DPO and didn’t take an HPT today.4yr ⋅ smack-cranberries ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When mademesmile (which I’m not even subscribed to) keeps showing me triggering posts where people show off about being pregnant2yr ⋅ KaleidoscopeKat2 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when your iphone makes a little memories video but it's just pictures of your negative pregnancy tests and screenshots of your BBT charts1yr ⋅ Dry_Sundae_3913 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Can we just share disgust together for the my daddy doesn't shoot blanks baby attire2yr ⋅ totemokawaiine ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When people say: Things happen for a reason, Maybe the universe is trying to teach you something etc. and I'm just here thinking:2yr ⋅ Aurzaymil ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I Start My Period in the Bathroom at the Fertility Clinic Immediately After a getting Blood Drawn for a Pregnancy Test6mo ⋅ thespinymaneater ⋅ r/trollingforababy
OB recommended me to see a cardiologist after my early onset Pre-eclampsia and first thing she tells me is CONGRATS ON YOUR TWINS2yr ⋅ UnawareMarmoset ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Behold the various shades from the results of the pregnancy test that I have taken...3yr ⋅ puffypinkthing07 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I cradle my bloat just to get a feeling of what it could be like to actually be pregnant2yr ⋅ saynumber13_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you take a pregnancy test after your HCG trigger shot just to see what a positive looks like.2yr ⋅ noirfaye ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my RE tells me “take the rest of the summer off. Go on a nice vacation and rElAx,” but I can’t even afford to because I’ve spent all my money on IVF failures.2yr ⋅ mybabydontcareforme ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me reading about the current state of US politics... but realizing at least I can't be a handmaid3yr ⋅ gldn_hr ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my colleague (who has a 6 month old) talks about his plans to try for #2 later this year and for the number 3 a year after that because, tHaT wAy, ThEy'Ll Be TwO yEaRs ApArT1yr ⋅ Lambafuri ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you see a ton of comments on TFAB about how helpful and knowledgeable the sub is because of us fertility challenged “long haulers”2yr ⋅ Adorable_Professor_1 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Feeling the slightest twinge of pain in my stomach and heading straight to google1yr ⋅ Disastrous_Emu_8 ⋅ r/trollingforababy