This is your sign that it’s ok to incorporate a tummy time mat into your decor and treat the cats eating crumbs off the floor as vacuuming.1yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/workingmoms
Next to me at yesterday’s baby shower: “...For our second we are making sure I’m not pregnant in the summer so I’m not hot and miserable!”3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friend’s wife mentioned infertility and asked if we were trying. I was mid sentence opening up and she says she considers herself !?️SOCIALLY INFERTILE!?️because he isn’t ready to start trying yet.2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After confirming I’m not pregnant before the x-ray, the dental tech tells me she thinks she is, because she isn’t sure when she’s supposed to get her period, and began listing her symptoms to me, a patient, and then asks me, stranger in a dental chair, if I think she is pregnant.3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Ah, a sour beer for a sour very much not a unicorn. Cheers, fellow trolls.3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband helping me in and out of shapewear after the letrozole was increased, as we are already late for a wedding2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“Honestly this month is stressful and I won’t be surprised or devastated if I’m not pregnant. I’m not expecting anything. I didn’t pee on OPKs not to trick myself into “not trying” but because I just forgot. I won’t be bummed out to get my period on Valentines Day. Not sad at all.”3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Knowing I can attend family vacation in August bc I won’t have a baby... but what if we are in the thick of IVF then, too?!2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you convince yourself you’ll be fine to spend the weekend with family when it was supposed to be your due date and find out 3 days before you’ll be stuck on the pull out couch being woken by your nephew as he gets his 5 am feedings and you will have no place to cry in private2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Halfway through a TWW, failing at quarantining from my COVID+ husband, deeply inhaling my cats soft winter fur2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, when my RE never bothered to order an initial androgen panel or prolactin and now I asked them to and we find out it’s completely changed my diagnosis.2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW a relative who knows about my MC says “Well you two better plan your family planning around our family reunion next year! 🤪2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I see people trying to make a baby with undeniably awful partners.3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Yeah... time for a better grinder 😖 Fav budget friendly grinders not from Amazon?3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/Coffee
Update from previous post: 6dpt / 7dpt / 8dpt, brand pregmate. Beta is tomorrow.🤞🏼 for our 🌈2yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/TFABLinePorn
