Me trying to seduce my husband even though I haven't worn real clothes in 6 months3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Can someone hurry up and make time travel a thing and let me know if I ever have kids in the future? Thanks in advance3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to resist the urge to grill fertile people on what they could possibly be doing differently than me3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me a year ago: let's start ttc now so I can use that baby name I've always liked before it gets too popular! Me now: I'll name the kid anything, just let me have one3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Looking back on a year ago when I thought how great it would be to work from home while expecting 🤦♀️3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me rating everyone's countertops in tfab lineporn because I've lost my mind3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I want to wear these next time my MIL implies that the reason I'm infertile is because I was on hbc for too long, as if I'm doing this on purpose to her3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Begging the universe to let this be the month so I can have a Halloween baby3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Looking at a due date calculator even though there is 0 chance this cycle and the date that popped up is our wedding anniversary3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When there's mail from the obgyn office in my mailbox but it's a refund for all the co-pays they charged me for my mc 4 months ago3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone swings into tfab acting super chipper and I'm way too exhausted to deal with that level of enthusiasm3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
🎵 All I want for Christmas is: to not get lapped by my best friend3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW Reading the comments of the hot tub post on the front page and all the guys are explaining bbt and opks to each other3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to figure out if I can afford the clinic *and* start a new hobby to distract myself3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I think the Ovia app just bingo'd me. Mental strength is all you need to have that unicorn baby! /s3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I joined the Tempdrop fb group and everyone seems to have 9 kids and knew they were pregnant by 6dpo3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I woke up feeling chilly on both days that my temp dipped. Is my temp a reflection of being cold or am I noticeably cold because of hormone fluctuations? 🤔3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/TFABChartStalkers
My first full cycle tracking with tempdrop. Is this triphasic?3yr ⋅ murkymuffin ⋅ r/TFABChartStalkers