I can’t wait for when I finally can leave all my TTC groups with people getting positives in the very first cycles2mo ⋅ HolidayThing1991 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my new coworkers ask if I have kids, then say OH GOOD, you’re LUCKY, you get to have fun!1yr ⋅ godsavebetty ⋅ r/trollingforababy
People that write their BFP post out like they've won a fucking Oscar1yr ⋅ pennywise2021 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“Seeing everyone’s posts about infertility makes me scared I’m going to be infertile 😢😢😢”2mo ⋅ peachy-fox ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’ve been TTC for 2years, gained 30 pounds from quarantine, run into an old friend at the grocery store and upon reunion she touches your stomach and says”OMG R U PREGNANT!” I said “nope! Just fucking fat!” :) been miserable since! Happy Friday y’all!3yr ⋅ Imlookingatmydog ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Here is progesterone to help you get pomegranate. It will make you feel pomegranate but you’re prob not but you might be so don’t drink or eat sushi but don’t test because the symptoms are the progesterone but don’t eat soft cheese cause it might not be.2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me while reading about the potential benefits of a high fat low carb fertility diet1yr ⋅ gwynlion ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me at everyone doing cute photoshoots with their babies in the pumpkin patch6mo ⋅ fruitbowl789 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Day 5 of my period, just started crying for no reason and wondering if I still could be pregnant and it was just implantation.2yr ⋅ Martina_90 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Finally joining a Bump group after 1.5 years, and having to leave 5 days later2yr ⋅ fresh_ava_ca_doo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Walking to work on the would-be due date of my first failed FET knowing I'm a therapist and I have to spend all day empathizing with other people's problems1yr ⋅ brocattock ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me this morning, scrolling through TTC groups after overanalysing my daily POAS indent, seeing unicorns who post “Is this positive? Not even trying, just thought I’d test” with a blazing positive. Why do I do this every morning?1yr ⋅ Aggressive_Froyo1246 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Donuts typing out their 3rd standalone this week with a question that can be answered by 1 single google search or by spending 5 minutes on the wiki2yr ⋅ thataintright2894 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you realize you’ve been doing IVF for almost a year and all you have to show for it is $20,000 in debt, a dead baby, PTSD and depression1yr ⋅ Suspicious-Ad-5662 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Live footage of me confronting the fertility gods after seeing a woman screaming at her small children and ripping down a cigarette when she’s clearly expecting her third1yr ⋅ sas1624 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Baby pics on my nail polish sub, ultrasound pics on my trashy reality tv sub, NOWHERE IS SAFE3mo ⋅ noods-danger-tits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my family pushes us to do treatment by saying “IVF is just a car payment.” And you respond with, “only it’s all due up front, credit cards have higher interest rates, and there’s no guarantee you get a ‘car’ at the end of it.”1yr ⋅ saysaycat18 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
It’s a tough job but someone has to downvote all the unnecessary pregnancy announcements4yr ⋅ LittleStitous33 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW My SIL, who is also almost 2 years into TTC, searched the registry and found and bought a gift for us to split for a baby shower we will NOT be attending so I didn’t have to.1yr ⋅ ladyengineer123 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my mom lists off every person I’ve known since kindergarten that’s had a baby this year at Thanksgiving Dinner knowing I’m having a rough time doing IVF.1yr ⋅ dagworthy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Maybe it’s just my infertile ass but why do all married people with children post valentines tributes to their kids instead of their spouses? Do they all hate each other that much?1yr ⋅ Cmd229 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
1. Why did I set myself up like this, 2. Why tf do bridesmaid dresses take so long to ship???1yr ⋅ honeykaybee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I can’t buy one of these cute tiny cups for a baby, so I bought one for urine.3yr ⋅ BoogieBoo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Live footage from inside my uterus whenever there is an embryo present3yr ⋅ lkatj ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you have to get your pap and of course it’s the day all the pregnant women in a 30 mile radius apparently have appointments too.1yr ⋅ hey_hi_howareya ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me booking a cruise and looking into pure bred kittens during MC because what even is money anymore after all these IVF bills? A mere concept. A figment of my imagination.1yr ⋅ Used2becute ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW people say normal test results mean you no longer need to worry about infertility or the possibility of IVF2yr ⋅ powered-by-pinot ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me messaging my HR lady at work that I will need a conversation with a union rep and/or higher up present after what she said to me on the phone when I told her I was miscarrying ✨💕2yr ⋅ Miezchen ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My youngest sis in law had her baby the night before my failed FET follow up. RE said I have reoccurring pre cancerous cells so my womb is done also I’m going to need a hysterectomy. What the actual fuck!? That was a gut punch I didn’t see coming. This fucking sucks! 9 years and this is what i get.1yr ⋅ upinsmoke024 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
On a sub completed unrelated to pom or fertility and saw a comment someone made saying secondary infertility is just as bad as primary infertility because her 3 year old is asking for a sibling constantly2yr ⋅ brocattock ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the Mr. asks if I need some water to take my progesterone with1yr ⋅ neverenoughcatshere ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Opened up and was vulnerable to my coworker about my infertility and she responds with “yeah, my advice is just don’t have kids. They’re a pain!”6mo ⋅ KJChili_Dawg ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you keep purchasing OPKs that never turn positive:11mo ⋅ GenovianPearPopcorn ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the tax lady asks if we will be having children soon, and I say, “we’ve been trying, that’s what all of those medical bills are for,” and her response is: “you know what they say- just stop trying!”1yr ⋅ kay47106 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Unfollowing all my ‘bump’ and ‘pregnancy’ subreddits after MC and heading back here2yr ⋅ winterandfallbird ⋅ r/trollingforababy
First day back to work after 2 weeks off to deal with my mental health, and 2 people announce their pregnancy in the SAME team Skype meeting.1yr ⋅ idiotnimrod ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me reading another anti-vaxx comment on TFAB, knowing that we can’t hit my FW because husband has to pull longer shifts to take care of unvaccinated COVID patients. Bonus: I’m in public health and have worked in vaccine literary.2yr ⋅ ttcbebe ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Almost 4 years into this jOUrnEy straight outta Hell and still naive enough to look at the calendar to see when I would be 12 weeks and could announce if this month is successful.1yr ⋅ schnoodle2017 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Arguing with someone about how easy it is to foster or adopt and they claim they know because do foster... Check their profile and they foster fucking housecats!2yr ⋅ Piranha_Cat ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“Got my BFP on 9DPO in my first cycle trying! Here’s a play-by-play of all of my cycle days this month so you can all learn from it...”1yr ⋅ konstanttt ⋅ r/trollingforababy
People actually have babies for free without paying thousands all while having no concern for genetics?3yr ⋅ haOMG44 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
*CD9* *haven’t BD this cycle* *feels randomly nauseous* me: omg am I pregnant!?!3mo ⋅ tiredpragmatist ⋅ r/trollingforababy
It's CD3 and donut unicorn SIL wants advice about her symptoms because you know about this stuff. Nah bish, go read a book and let me mourn in peace with some new shoes. 1mo ⋅ Lambafuri ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me and my husband when we are at a restaurant and someone's brought a baby.1yr ⋅ StrawberryEntropy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I see a TTC noob say your odds to conceive go up each month and I've been trying for 19 months1yr ⋅ LittlePieMaker ⋅ r/trollingforababy
10lbs down as of this morning and another 14 to go before my NHS cycle can start.1yr ⋅ Lambafuri ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me rolling up to every doctors appointment with my research b/c half these doctors don’t know shit & you have to be your own advocate11mo ⋅ Lina__Lamont ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the woman at work tells you her and her husband get pregnant every single time they have sex and that’s “way worse than infertility because you can live without a baby but you can’t live with 10 babies.”3yr ⋅ bowiesmom324 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Out of options and riding into the sunlit Wild West of reproductive immunology2yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
an old sorority sister had a loss last year that crushed her but now that she’s puddle she posts weekly letterboard updates and says things like “for women who are struggling... don’t be so jaded towards us, your time will come😊”2yr ⋅ whatever9890 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me rationalizing why I'm pulling this morning's BFN out of the trash...4yr ⋅ BrandNewSidewalk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Sitting in my Orientation for my new job and they specifically mention that their plan offers infertility benefits.1yr ⋅ frankie7388 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my coworker who got her IUD out gets pregnant her first cycle and complains about how miserable she is being pregnant (she hasn’t even been pregnant a month).. and she knows we’ve been trying for 3 years..1yr ⋅ Adorable-Lawyer-3904 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Seeing yet another person who thinks covid is a scam get pregnant2yr ⋅ purplebluecoffee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the dietitian you’ve worked with posts a tiktok saying if people followed the eating pattern she recommended, they could avoid IVF and conceive naturally. I was her client, didn’t conceive, and am prepping for IVF.2yr ⋅ NoGoodMotherWitch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Shared a meme on fb about everyone being pregnant and my boyfriends very pregnant cousin shared it saying “y’all just mad you can’t fit the image” knowing about our loss & infertility. Im so pissed rn.1yr ⋅ mcmuggin_yo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My coworker’s face after she said to me, “this process is making you so much stronger.” And I responded with, “Or it’s just giving me unnecessary trauma.”1yr ⋅ Cmd229 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a friend, who went through IF then had a “miracle baby” is pregnant again, tells me it was “natural,” and my immediate response is, “you mean unassisted, right?”1yr ⋅ Kaynani32 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Pregnancy announcements during National Infertility Awareness Week1yr ⋅ its-a-crisis ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Finding out I have two full months to do nothing but ReLaX before my next transfer2yr ⋅ powered-by-pinot ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW I realize that Amazon sent me THREE FRER 3-packs instead of the one 3-pack I paid for.3yr ⋅ Ohhhhdarling ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I just took a test, do you see it??? Squint with me ladies!!3yr ⋅ montgomery_biscuits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Alright ladies, I’m done with the science and the logic. What crazy or illogical things are you trying to help you get pregnant?2mo ⋅ TheShowJaguar ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’re looking at pregnancy test posts and see the test has pee droplets on it....1mo ⋅ BabyBeanzz ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Starting a new job soon and can’t wait for the inevitable “do you have kids?” Decided I’m just going to respond “no, I can’t”1yr ⋅ realitytvobsessedx ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when a recently married friend sends an invite to brunch at her place and mentions she'll be providing a fun mocktail1yr ⋅ margogogo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband and I when we actually have to go on the stupid vacation we booked trying to trick the universe into letting us get pregnant.2yr ⋅ sugarsnapeas ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Scientists: “sperm can live in a woman’s body for up to 5 days” ............My partners sperm:3yr ⋅ sunnysideerin ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Summoning a BFP by scheduling painful and expensive infertility testing for next month. I call this strategy “reverse gynecology.”3yr ⋅ StatusOstrich ⋅ r/trollingforababy
As much as I’ve spent on my lady bits I feel like they should look like this.2yr ⋅ upinsmoke024 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I call my mom to tell her about my second miscarriage and she immediately tells me that I don’t need to be at our family Mother’s Day and to take care of myself.2yr ⋅ crayolamacncheese ⋅ r/trollingforababy
if my period is late, all I have to do is pee on a pregnancy test. my period usually starts the second I wipe 🙄🙄🙄7mo ⋅ kimchiana ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Realizing that I need you to fuck me has gone from sexy & fun to a very unsexy announcement of my fertile window1yr ⋅ neverenoughcatshere ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My brother and his gf FaceTimed tonight to share some good news. . . They are getting married, soon. . . And expecting a baby in May. . . All the while his gf/fiance is filming my reaction.1yr ⋅ EYLMM ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when some cruel bitches who are very pregnant think it’s funny to troll people on a TTC sub2yr ⋅ ashleybri- ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When an acquaintances who only know part of “your story” has more empathy after your losses then some of your friends. Good people do freaking exist.2yr ⋅ canthisbereal2233 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to pick out new health insurance and there's a question do you think you'll need maternity leave next year?1yr ⋅ waithuhwut ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband complaining to me he’s sweaty and not in the mood to “self soothe” like the doc told him to, after 12 days of pumping chemicals into my body:1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When Your Sibling Says That Maybe Your Fertility Issues Are Natural Population Control1yr ⋅ Fit-Comedian6096 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I feel like such an asshole. my friend and I shared the same due date, we both lost our babies last year, she’s now pregnant again and past her point of loss. I’m so so so so damn happy for her but also so sad right now, I feel like an awful person for feeling this way. 😔8mo ⋅ kimchiana ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I've always loved plants and gardening but now I guess I'll have to love it extra because it's the only way I seen to be able to create life 🙃🙃🙃1mo ⋅ youreabitweird ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband last night, after dragging my anti-social ass to a friend’s place for dinner, promising it to be a fun night and the wife announces her pregnancy, 10 mins into the conversation!1yr ⋅ lifeinmythirties ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Finally got a positive... EXCEPT IT WAS A POSITIVE COVID TEST.3yr ⋅ curvy_lady_92 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When people post their lineporn on general interest subs and they get 25k updoots.2yr ⋅ Totally-not-a-robot_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone tells me “It’s all in God’s timing” after I told them about my recent miscarriage2yr ⋅ dietcokedreams47 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I worked hard for these embryos... the thought is sometimes tempting1yr ⋅ margogogo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you try to have a baby before a loved one dies and you fail1yr ⋅ LittlePieMaker ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Oh you've been TTC for 4 years, have you tried.. LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.3yr ⋅ SwordtoFlamethrower ⋅ r/trollingforababy
If this doesn't sum up my 3rd Christmas of trying I don't even know what does...2yr ⋅ Emilyjanelucy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
The world laughing at me for thinking my odds were so good a year and a half ago2yr ⋅ SomethingPink ⋅ r/trollingforababy
An IG post caption I saw today “after 6 months TTC we are in complete SHOCK we’re FINALLY pregnant with baby number 3!!” 🙄🤦🏼♀️ my fav part, her bio says “secondary infertility” 🤬🤬2yr ⋅ angiexo15 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After almost 5 years, 3 losses, too many painful blood tests and scans to count, I had my first IVF appointment today. My husband turns to me afterwards and says, I don’t think I can do this.1yr ⋅ Regular-Tennis134 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your in-laws know you're saving for IVF so they gift you $200 in a card for Baby Lastname with the inscription we can't wait to meet you!3yr ⋅ spiceXisXnice ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me trying to reset my algorithms now that the people I’ve been watching won’t stop posting about their newly announced pregnancies3wk ⋅ somebodysproblems ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone wanders into this sub and posts a clearly obvious positive asking for validation - no thank you✌🏼3yr ⋅ Dillagal97 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I go to the dog park, my one safe place, and a pregnant woman with a toddler shows up, toddler wearing “big brother” shirt11mo ⋅ talulabie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you're just trying to help someone on TFABlineporn and they have the AUDACITY to say, I looked at your post history and apparently you want to get pregnant but can't seem to easily. I'm not trying to conceive..3yr ⋅ Quixyyy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
It's amazing how persistent you are. I would have probably resigned to the fact that I can't have kids by now. ... Um yeah, thanks for making me feel desperate?10mo ⋅ beachtape ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your mom announces her best friend had another grandchild, your dad tells you to just relax, and a friend posts adorable pictures of her newborn oops baby in one day1yr ⋅ katieteaches ⋅ r/trollingforababy
This whole shebang really sucks so much. So I made a pie in honor of all of us struggling here. I'm not much of a baker, but you all are warriors and deserve a standing ovation, a hug, a million glasses of wine, and unending support for everything that life has thrown at us. ❤3yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MC #14 as of this morning. Not sure how many times my heart can break before it's completely shattered.2yr ⋅ mycahpuffdee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Life Pro Tip: Don’t try and make your friend commit to attending your fucking baby shower 3 days after she tells you she’s miscarrying, you fucking dumbass motherfucker.2yr ⋅ BetaMaritima ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband got Covid 4 days before the scheduled IUI, no deposit refund. I'm negative.1yr ⋅ savorymonk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW another close friend (who’s been trying for 4 months) announces. That makes a grand total of 3 close friends birthing children in 2024.3mo ⋅ mlereads ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW when people who have been TTC for less than a year tell you “not to lose hope” and “it will happen”2yr ⋅ IvyQuinzel ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When influencers publicly talk about their ~fertility journey~ get testing after 6 months, find nothing wrong, and then get pregnant right after3yr ⋅ powered-by-pinot ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Ugh whyyy are there always ignorant comments suggesting adoption on every infertility-related AITA post!?2yr ⋅ Larsibelle ⋅ r/trollingforababy
me, loaded up on estrogen for FET #3 and incredibly emotional, literally just staring at the dog I’ve had since he was a puppy and noticing how gray he’s getting and wondering if he’ll ever get to meet a human sibling 🙃1yr ⋅ japancaxe ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Scrolling through the BFP post while I’m sitting here like...3yr ⋅ tiny_hummingbirb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
The fact that this useless human pile of mashed potato has procreated twice since I took my last contraceptive pill is making me want to stick needles in my eyes2yr ⋅ bubbilygum ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Talking to my friend about how I am so envious of people that will never know the pain of infertility. She says she understands, she is trying to buy a house and is jealous of people who own homes.1yr ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Here's to anyone struggling with the time of year due to current or past trauma. All I want to do is hide under a blanket for 2 weeks with a bottle of Baileys. Alcohol isn't the answer, but it is a solution.1yr ⋅ severitybunch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
While I hate that any of us have to be in this situation, I’m glad I’m not alone in this hell11mo ⋅ pepperooniisthebest ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After over a year of my husband ignoring my requests for a semen analysis, he finally gets it done and it turns out that he has incredibly low motility and chances of conceiving naturally is futile. At least he apologized.3yr ⋅ haveyouseencece ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Whenever the doc says something wont be painful... “just some mild discomfort”...1yr ⋅ dizzy3087 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How I picture people posting their BFPs and asking if internet strangers agree that it’s positive1yr ⋅ this_is_outrageouss ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Next to me at yesterday’s baby shower: “...For our second we are making sure I’m not pregnant in the summer so I’m not hot and miserable!”3yr ⋅ notbizmarkie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Checking to see if it's safe to go back on social media after this weekend.2yr ⋅ pink_freudian_slip ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I was sure I would be one of those people who magically get pregnant the cycle before they start IVF... oh well, needle time!1yr ⋅ happycat_01 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My OB/GYN suggested we take a vacation to Mexico because that’s how she got pregnant. Could I count it as a medical expense on my taxes? Let’s all go to Mexico.1yr ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your former friend tries to tell you that being a parent to their healthy children is just as hard as infertility, and I tell her that I'd gladly swap places with her.2yr ⋅ RingEllesBells ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your “friend” you’ve opened up to asks how your journey is going, you tell them and then they respond with, “That sucks... can you believe I’m 11 weeks today?!”8mo ⋅ tulip369 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
