Me when my fertility obgyn referred to my miscarriages as “little pregnancies”1mo ⋅ baubleface ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Going in for betas at 14dpo despite testing negative at home because my RE just wants to be sure... 🙃3mo ⋅ The-Best-Coco ⋅ r/trollingforababy
What the woman who drew my husband's blood for our upcoming IVF treatment must have been thinking when she told him Maybe you should just get a dog because sometimes that's what life has in store for you1yr ⋅ 34enjoythelilthings ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When daily life is hard enough and my mom puts my personal cell number to handle RSVPs for my unicorn sisters baby shower without asking. I can’t wait for texts and calls everyday for the foreseeable future reminding me of my own babyless existence.2yr ⋅ Amandageddon11 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Finally going to a therapist that specializes in infertility just for her to say “Have you considered adopting?”8mo ⋅ Pepper659 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Getting judged by fertile family members because we go out for fancy dinners as a coping mechanism2yr ⋅ niamhymcg ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just wanted to post this for anyone feeling like a complete failure over infertility, the overall mess of TTC, or life in general like I am today.3yr ⋅ SunshineNinja92 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me realizing I subconsciously ghost friends & family whenever they announce a pregnancy bc then they won’t feel the need to send updates twice a day and I can be sad in peace1yr ⋅ mcmuggin_yo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“A negative test?? I’ve personally never seen one of those before, much less felt the sting of such disappointment.”3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW someone tells me how excited they are that I’m starting IVF3yr ⋅ loveisatacotruck ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When one of the managers at works sends around a collection for the diaper fund of another manager who is on his 5th kid. All of them make more money than most of us and it’s his 5th fucking kid. I’m seriously considering sending around a collection for fertility expenses.3yr ⋅ Trying_really_heart ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my friend calls me a badass for going through fertility treatments and I’m an emotional hot mess who feels like a giant loser3yr ⋅ history_nerd94 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your “friend” faked fertility issues for attention and is now on her second pregnancy in 16 months. Her 1st child isn’t even 1. And now she’s mad that no one is “super duper excited for her like they should be.”2yr ⋅ inomniaparatus622 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me trying to lose weight, get blood tests, temp, opk, have enough sex, study, work, work some more, keep cats alive, have friends, and try to zen all while not losing it while everyone I know gets pregnant or posts their babies4yr ⋅ history_nerd94 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Reading the “how I’d surprise my partner” thread in TFAB and remembering when I was still able to find a tiny shred of joy in all this2yr ⋅ dogmom518 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Apparently the only way I'll ever get to see two pink lines on a test. Yay me...2yr ⋅ PookieDear ⋅ r/trollingforababy
What I’m doing this month now that I have to postpone IVF because of a brain aneurysm...2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Thanksgiving is a wrap. ✅ You did it without scream-crying into the faces of family members. Treat yourself.1yr ⋅ Emotional_Ganache760 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
after opening up to a coworker about my loss/struggles with this, in the Starbucks drive-thru asks, “umm isn’t coffee linked to miscarriages and fertility issues? and you got a double shot?”9mo ⋅ kimchiana ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my friend says the reason I can’t carry to term is because I need to resolve my anger towards my mother... guess I need to resolve my anger towards my friend as well now2yr ⋅ Regular-Tennis134 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me taking my vitamins every morning like it’s going to make a difference this cycle2yr ⋅ KT_Lyn ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the priest at mass gave me communion that was stuck together and smiled and gave it to me saying “twins” and now I’m delusional af thinking I’ll have twins ughhh 🙃🥲1mo ⋅ Fun_Pattern9153 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
At this point the holiday posts on trolling are worse than FB, IG, and TikTok put together, damn1yr ⋅ noods-danger-tits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
A fun fact about me is that I've officially reached my stage in the jOurNeY where hearing other people's pregnancy news just absolutely wrecks me for the rest of the day1yr ⋅ margogogo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Apparently I cannot do IVF and be a ‘good Christian woman’ but I’m Muslim so joke’s on her!2yr ⋅ alilbitstitious ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the TTC tracking app you've been using for the last 3 YEARS of ttc sends out a promo email titled Thank you mama!1yr ⋅ PookieDear ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I’m currently in the Surgical ICU with my husband, who was just diagnosed with a Brain Tumor an hour ago. Now CD1 decided to show up 5 days early.3yr ⋅ PM_ME_AN_ISSUE ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My brain whenever I see a pregnant stranger minding their own business...2yr ⋅ gardenlady543 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friend and I found out we were pregnant in January. I lost my pregnancy on Mother's Day weekend and she's having her baby on my due date.1yr ⋅ AwkwardBowl ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you move to a new home and reserve a room for your non existant child and now it will be just a depressing reminder until things finally work out3yr ⋅ thecakewasintears ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I remember that some people can get pregnant just by having sex2yr ⋅ grousebear ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My fertility clinic is next door to a planned parenthood. Protesters (yes, plural) came to my car to harass me this morning as I'm leaving IVF appt. I freaking lost lost it, y'all.3yr ⋅ sheplants ⋅ r/trollingforababy
The Reddit Infertility / TrollFAB / TTC community’s collective response to that bitch from peakewellness3yr ⋅ Liketheytalkonthetv ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching Kourtney and Travis do a cleanse with massages and vagina steams for EgG qUaLiTy2yr ⋅ bravobailey ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me with my phone flashlight looking at an obvious negative HTP in varying angles.2yr ⋅ International_Oven35 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Momentarily feeling inadequate while looking at egg donor profiles with my spouse. So I asked him if he is supposed to be attracted to our egg donor. Without skipping a beat, he hugged me and said: “I’m really attracted to YOU!”2yr ⋅ RhinocerosBubbles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My reaction when a 17 year old who has been TTC for 4 months posts that it’s just as hard as those who have been trying for years, in an infertility group.1yr ⋅ Desperate_Fall ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Live feed of my pessimistic and optimistic emotions the night before transfer3yr ⋅ UndevelopedImage ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I love my SIL but if she sends me one more of her U/S pics/ videos with hearts ❤️💜🧡💛 in a text I may just lose my ever-loving mind1yr ⋅ Successful-Shame-845 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I tell my friend I had a miscarriage and her response was, Maybe this is your body's way of telling you now is not the time. And proceeds to suggest I should slow down and wait a year or two.3yr ⋅ AKBunBun ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me going back to gyno office to start IVF after refusing 18 months ago, thinking I could do without7mo ⋅ Sadsad0088 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW I see posts about how it’s so hard for you to stay up until midnight because your a parent. We get Becky. You’re a mom3yr ⋅ history_nerd94 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching my husband with his niece, realising my reproductive system is denying him the opportunity to be an incredible dad1yr ⋅ whatames517 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
People being super sad 💔 on my behalf about needing donor eggs when I’m actually really happy and excited to finally have a chance...1yr ⋅ Baby-Me-Now ⋅ r/trollingforababy
This morning (8 DPO), I consciously flushed my FMU rather than collect & test it. Not all heroes wear capes.3yr ⋅ NarcolepticKnitter ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Walking into the clinic in a happy mood, excited for my appointment but there’s a line of check ins behind a Karen arguing at the receptionist about not wearing a mask because “Covid isn’t real” and then tries to get us waiting in line to agree with her and when we don’t, calls us sheep and baas.2yr ⋅ Subawoo482 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my mom says she's sorry we're struggling but it'll happen when you're truly ready. Gee, thanks, mom. 🫠🫠🫠1yr ⋅ redraven91 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Mfw the endless barrage of holiday cards covered in babies and growing families starts arriving in the mail.1yr ⋅ persnickity89 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone tells your partner at least you know it isn't you when you're opening up about having fertility tests done2yr ⋅ Birdie19 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
One of my friends suggested that maybe I’m infertile because I got vaccinated. No dumbass! I was infertile for a full year before the pandemic and 2 years before I ever got a vaccine, you know this! I’ve actually been infertile my whole life without knowing it. 🙄 I just can’t even...2yr ⋅ Sad-And-Mad ⋅ r/trollingforababy
This made me tear up. What an amazing initiative! Had to share here3yr ⋅ mountain_aviary ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone on TFAB says they are skinny so they are sure everything is NoRmAl2yr ⋅ bravobailey ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a year ago you were terrified of injections and now you have a favorite type of needle1yr ⋅ Cmd229 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... my 5th pregnancy loss! Ho ho fucking ho2yr ⋅ Lisapeps ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you open up about your infertility trauma to someone and they say “you should be grateful for what you DO have in life” and I’m like “you know how people say becoming a parent is the deepest love, most rewarding feeling in the world - well when I’m this sad nothing good in my life matters”1yr ⋅ ryapet ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I ‘announced ‘ to my friend (aka, just told her) that I was applying for a new job. My friend responded -without even acknowledging what I said- that she has exciting news to announce too- she’s pregnant AGAIN!!1yr ⋅ Queasy_Touch_5059 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Blasphemous? Maybe. But it’s my second miscarriage in 8 months. And I feel like I have the right to be pissed about it.1yr ⋅ Hufflepuff20 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I vowed no New Year’s resolutions bc with any more character development, I’d develop into a villain... and then our beloved cat dies.2yr ⋅ cheesemeems ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the package of your new prenatal vitamins tells you 92% of women get pregnant in the first year and you just started into year 2.3yr ⋅ Martina_90 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW a bff says “we conceived 2 weeks after getting my IUD out lol” and in the *same text* says “I’ve been meaning to ask, did you have a miscarriage? Are you ok?”2yr ⋅ ebbragg128 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when I tell myself being the only infertile out of all my sils and friends the past two years has made me a stronger person... even though I just feel weak as shit...9mo ⋅ curiousEmily14 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your friend is complaining to me about how she has been trying for 5 months and it's just SO HARD. Meanwhile, I'm sitting over here on year four like....2yr ⋅ annabanna1 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW my 🦄 BFF (who knows all about me TTC) sends me a snap of her being all cozy and chilling with her toddler, with the caption Ahh, coffee and coloring books. It's good to have kids.3yr ⋅ babywhereyouat ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me today when my perky 23 y/o coworker announced she was 14 weeks pregnant and got pregnant while having the implant1yr ⋅ psychnurse_96 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my mom, who has maintained that me and my siblings were first try conceptions this entire time, admits randomly over a phone call that she & dad tried over a year for all of us and now I have to update a family fertility history forms at the clinic and tell my dr my mom lied.2yr ⋅ Subawoo482 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you move to a new town in your 30s and people keep saying you’ll make friends once you have a baby...1yr ⋅ Disastrous-Button-80 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Woke up to an Instagram message from an old friend asking if I’ve ever considered that my infertility could be caused by the cleaning products I use and the fact that I don’t eat clean enough3yr ⋅ Comfortable-Sink1791 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you confide in someone at work that you’ve been trying for 1.5 yrs and they tell you that you’re actually LUCKY you haven’t gotten pregnant because trying to raise kids in today’s world is just really hard2yr ⋅ Meggie_rdh2012 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I update my friends that my surgery removing my last fallopian tube after a second ectopic in 6months is done and a girl sends me a voice message saying that she cannot text because she has her hands full with her new baby1yr ⋅ slowsesame ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you need a hysteroscopy but at least you get some general anesthesia to check out of this hell for a little while ✌️5mo ⋅ Far-Obligation-9265 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me as I downvote and report positive test results outside the BFP thread2yr ⋅ SomethingPink ⋅ r/trollingforababy
SIL tells you she has 'big news' to tell at family party tonight when you're on IVF Round 41yr ⋅ luna-doodles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“I incorporated fertility foods into my diet, and it took me only 2 weeks of trying, and it’s twins! Follow my TikTok account for fertility tips!”2yr ⋅ katiecbiscuit ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When people casually ask how you're doing, but infertility has taken over your life1yr ⋅ Mysterious_Anteater ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone who already has a baby tells me I’m “blessed” I can do IVF.3yr ⋅ loveisatacotruck ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching someone rationalize a 14dpo BFN and cramping as late implantation (can't interfere it's a Canon event)10mo ⋅ Antique-Rooster7693 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you spill the contents of your meds all over the floor because you pulled the plunger too far back on your very first day of stims...10mo ⋅ neverknow ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to cope with infertility during Black Friday and cyber Monday1yr ⋅ Stacharoonee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
First day of period, during dinner coworker asks me when I’m thinking about having kids because I’m getting old7mo ⋅ Sadsad0088 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
She posts image of dye stealer with hashtags #lineeyes and #adviceplease and no other context. I comment that my advice is to go to the optometrist, because if you can't see that line you're clearly blind.1yr ⋅ Whatshername_Stew ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Shoutout to everyone in fertile week trying to silently bang it out in their partner’s childhood bedroom without their in-laws hearing a thing.3yr ⋅ Scottieofpellinor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Telling everyone my weight gain is from fertility meds, when it's really from uncontrolled comfort food consumption1yr ⋅ lunathy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me 11 DPO fully convincing myself I am pregnant because I don’t feel good3yr ⋅ remiandthenoogs ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when I trust someone enough to tell them that we’re starting IVF and she responds by saying “god blesses families who deserve it with babies” W.T.F.2yr ⋅ Cmd229 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Totally not me scrolling through TTC threads looking for drama cause I want to feel angry inestad of hopeless2yr ⋅ HappyHermitLife ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone is *shocked* they conceived within 3 months because they were sure, based on nothing, that they would have a hard time. Congrats, you’re really average.3yr ⋅ jennypij ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me passive aggressively choosing the most glitter-shedding gift bag and card for my husband's coworker's baby shower gift.3yr ⋅ V4ult_G1rl ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Reading a post on a TTC sub about how someone is just going to be present and enjoy life while TTC and try not to overthink things. 4. They're on cycle 4.2yr ⋅ SmartPomegranate4833 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I never would have thought I’d be excited to start stabbing myself every day but here we are1yr ⋅ bearpawsNwhiteclaws ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just went thru my first loss. My SIL proceeds to say “do you want to go leave a bag of shit in front of the doctors office door?” She is the type of energy I need RN2yr ⋅ sw33ti3s ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you get a very unplanned pregnancy announcement for the *second* Christmas in a row4mo ⋅ SnooGoats5767 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After 2 consecutive baby showers 2 weeks in a row, I was surprised at how well I was handling it all ... until I saw a family crossing the street and burst into tears2mo ⋅ LawCapital7574 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When a random Redditor says, “YoU sHoUlD bE hApPy FoR yOuR fRiEnD” after explaining how I’m feeling sad after my friend’s pregnancy announcement1yr ⋅ rsvp_as_pending629 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW the guy posting on AITA can't understand why it wasn't ok to make an announcement on Christmas at the home of a woman who miscarried THREE WEEKS AGO2yr ⋅ Next-Appointment-322 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
my seasonal depression meeting my regular depression meeting my quarantine depression meeting my situational (aka IVF/infertility) depression3yr ⋅ YourTherapistSays ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Having a good cry and deleting all the TTC subs and joining the IVF and infertility subs1yr ⋅ No_Preference_2761 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me feeling genuinely pleased for an acquaintance having IVF success, and then seeing her post how I did it be full of woo about chemicals, positivity and manifesting...1yr ⋅ telmereth1986 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
To my husband after forcing him to wake up & milking him for his seed bc my fertile window is about to close2yr ⋅ desertmatcha ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me today when I found out my company is expanding infertility benefits for next year, right when we want to start IVF. Who knew my first cry back in the office would be happy tears?2yr ⋅ Kmfmhmmm_65 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My colleague told me today he is going to have an affair to have a child as his wife is infertile. New fear unlocked.2yr ⋅ pixprisch ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Being such a bitter troll you start referring to those with success from their first IVF cycle as unicorns1yr ⋅ happycat_01 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when the coworker you thought you could safely confide in about IVF starts talking about how fertile she is and that she would totally be your surrogate3mo ⋅ millionmasksofgod ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you take off work to avoid a “Granny Shower” being thrown for a coworker, and photos from it end up in the group chat first thing and you are forced to see it anyway3mo ⋅ lambbirdham ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Worst part is when you put it next to your stark white bfn you just took and feel like you’re finally losing your mind1yr ⋅ PlasticLove24 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My face when I saw the wall of baby pictures and birth announcements by the exit of the fertility clinic.5mo ⋅ lbell2mill ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My work set up an infertility (& related, like child free etc) support group, first meeting today. I had the worst story BY FAR. I think I scared the girl who's been trying 9 months and isn't preggo yet 🙄6mo ⋅ No_Preference_2761 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your friend's wife is still upset that she PLANNED for and successfully had a January baby but didn't get the new year baby she wanted. The baby was born on January 3rd. Child, please. 😒1yr ⋅ FreshPrincess90 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When it’s been so long and you’ve turned so bitter you start to get salty at posts in here1yr ⋅ FraughtOverwrought ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Taking my first dose of letrozole and angrily thinking back on all the times people told me getting pregnant would be easy because I’m yOuNg aNd HeAlThY2yr ⋅ nursetired ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Woke up to a braggy twin pregnancy post on the Ectopic sub, posted about it here and got immediately attacked by the OP of that post. This sub has been my safe space during this hell but I’m not up for this shit.2yr ⋅ wendydarlingxo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Currently in an online debate on whether hitting your kids is right or wrong & I disagree with it and all the people who hit their kids are hitting me with the “you clearly don’t have kids” “you must not have kids” “you’ll see when you have kids”1yr ⋅ mcmuggin_yo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Having a really rough time between the holiday, pregnancy announcements, and newborn photos1yr ⋅ vienibenmio ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my mom tells me she hopes that I will get past my grief one day...1yr ⋅ starry_eyed_grl ⋅ r/trollingforababy
