when my SIL says you should be more active in the family group chat! even though you don't have kids, we still want to hear from you!!!3wk ⋅ sprinklersplashes ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, coming here for dark humor to help me cope, and instead getting blasted by tragic post after tragic post1yr ⋅ noods-danger-tits ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Sometimes I really fucking miss who I was before this all started.8mo ⋅ BellaCicina ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I joined a small support group when I miscarried at the beginning of the year, some of them now have newborns, and the rest are all pregnant, except me 🙃4mo ⋅ WhateverItWasILostIt ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“Stop tracking & it’ll happen! You probably aren’t getting pregnant because you’re stressing about it!”2mo ⋅ Cannadvocate ⋅ r/trollingforababy
To everyone this weekend who will be around pregnant family members and deal with announcements2yr ⋅ purplebluecoffee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I bought the bulk pregnancy tests thinking it’d be a waste to have so many.. but now they’ve expired from lack of getting to use them8mo ⋅ Minimum-Spinach5286 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My progesterone deciding whether to send me a nightmare or an erotic dream:5mo ⋅ tequila_porfavor ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I haven’t achieved pregnancy yet but I HAVE accidentally spelled out ‘weewee’ with my CM chart... so I’m taking the small wins where I can 😂3yr ⋅ TrailThatWeBlaze ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you tell someone you’re doing IVF and they congratulate you1yr ⋅ babyaccount1114222 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Wanting to hang out with the normies but all I can talk about is all the ways you can lose a baby, ovulation dates, CM textures, BBT charting, AMH levels and sperm morphology.1yr ⋅ ctrloptioncmd ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friends gave me a tour of their newish home last night and was surprised to see a freshly done nursery. I thought they were announcing but nope, they started TTC in Jan and aren’t pompom yet but want the nursery all done now so no stress later.2yr ⋅ Subawoo482 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I see a TikTok of a mom SOBBING after her gender reveal because she’s having another girl. Sobbing the same way I have all week as I’ve miscarried.2yr ⋅ Kmfmhmmm_65 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Called my therapist crying and the first thing she said is that she knows someone who got pregnant after years of trying when they went on vacation and relaxed9mo ⋅ Happylox ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Would like to report, with pride, that I have deleted instagram in preparation for this weekend. Hoping to make it permanent. One day at a time.2yr ⋅ frankie7388 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you open up to your therapist about your fertility struggles and she asks if you've considered adoption 3wk ⋅ ossifiedbird ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Tonight I’m throwing out all of my OPKs, pre-seed, empty pill bottles, and dreams. Telling my husband enough is enough and that I’m not doing IVF. 😤1yr ⋅ Huffle_Pug ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my brother innocently asks if I’ve tried taking “furlick acid”2yr ⋅ bubbilygum ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My period waiting until I take a pregnancy test so it can start1yr ⋅ strangealmondmilk ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My inward reaction when my two pregnant sister in-laws want to give me advice after I open up about how hard this is.1yr ⋅ LittleAteam ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me receiving unsolicited advice that I’ll get pregnant just as soon as I cut out all gluten, dairy, soy, caffeine, and anything else that gives me a modicum of joy!9mo ⋅ lexluthor0302 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Peoples reactions when they’re looking for a happy positive TTC sub but find us instead3yr ⋅ purplebluecoffee ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband and I deciding which response will make our families the most uncomfortable when they ask us about having a baby1yr ⋅ knight_writing ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you post about IF Awareness Week and someone steps in with “but my short lived secondary infertility was very traumatic”11mo ⋅ Kaynani32 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Went to the ER for severe abdominal pain. Turned out that after almost 2 years of TTC, I was 7 weeks along with an ectopic pregnancy. Devastated doesn’t begin to cover it. And today was supposed to be my fertility doctor consult. Oh the irony.1yr ⋅ hey_hi_howareya ⋅ r/trollingforababy
One of my fb friends posted that she’s deleting everyone who skips over her babies pictures bc they’re “haters”...ma’am get over yourself1yr ⋅ mcmuggin_yo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
‘I don’t like seeing posts from people with infertility, it scares me!’ Well I don’t like reminders that what I’m living is scary NOR do I like seeing posts from people with imaginary infertility. BOO. BE SCARED, I’M A SCARY INFERTILE.9mo ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
me, telling myself that maybe I don’t want kids at all, in an attempt to reverse-psychology my body into doing the opposite of what I want8mo ⋅ AmpersandTomato ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your neighbour says they want to do IVF to ensure they have a girl (after stating her 2 boys were accidents on birth control) and that she’ll have 100% success because she’s not infertile like everyone else doing IVF2yr ⋅ Suspicious-Ad-5662 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My sweet angel pharmacist is door dashing my clomid to me to save me a trip. Amazing. Iconic. Incredible.6mo ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me putting the baby stuff I delusionally bought this month in “the box”1mo ⋅ Flying-fish456 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Every time someone posts about how excited they are to start TTC it reminds me of the time when I was that sweet summerchild3yr ⋅ 36degreecelsius ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’re still trying for your first and now your friends are starting to announce grandkids.1yr ⋅ Lumpy-Mycologist-880 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when the nurse doing my cervical screening tries to make small talk whilst cranking the speculum by asking so were you sad after your early miscarriage1yr ⋅ Dry_Sundae_3913 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I gently correct and don’t flip my ever loving shit on someone saying they’re probably infertile in cycle 2.6mo ⋅ hcmiles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your fertile friends are pursuing elective IVF so they don’t wind up like you, AND THEN beat you to egg retrieval because they didn’t have to endure the battery of testing or procedures, and can pay out of pocket2yr ⋅ cheesemeems ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone announces they’re pregnant which means I have to block them, ghost them, and fall off the face of the earth for the rest of the year. Some might say I’m a bit dramatic🤷🏻♀️11mo ⋅ mcmuggin_yo ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you thought it’d be a good idea to save every fertility pill bottle and pictures from surgeries to show what you went through when you do give birth but then realize... that might not ever happen11mo ⋅ Codcamperbaby ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I casually tell my hair stylist about us preparing for IVF and she doesn’t react at all and treats me like a normal human instead of giving unsolicited advice1yr ⋅ bearpawsNwhiteclaws ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When an overstepping coworker asks me for the second time this month if I’m pregnant and my response is “no. Stop asking”10mo ⋅ peachy-fox ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Someone at work just asked if I was pregnant after they looked at my stomach. Nope, this is just my stomach after 4 egg retrievals, Covid and then the holidays, but thanks for asking.1yr ⋅ Queasy-Marsupial-268 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me leaving trollFAB to join involuntary childless groups after having ANOTHER miscarriage1yr ⋅ momoney-moproblems12 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me when my numbers are trash but everyone around me is saying “it only takes one!”10mo ⋅ XstatickX ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your SIL just announced to family that she’s pregnant, after talking to you less than a week ago about how she’s been SO WoRrIeD that they were going to struggle “like us” (wedding was 4 weeks ago)10mo ⋅ skellywars ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me furiously downvoting Selfish, you should of adopted comments on a heartwarming IVF success story post1yr ⋅ HappyHermitLife ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“According to a new study, 50% of women undergoing infertility treatments meet the criteria for an official diagnosis of PTSD”3yr ⋅ cocacolonization ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your babies stopped growing 3 weeks ago and you have a D&C scheduled for tomorrow but there’s a huge blizzard in the forecast2mo ⋅ jess726726 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My boss nearly cried when I finally shared I was undergoing fertility treatment because she went through IVF herself. She started shitting on unicorn advice. I like her so much more now.3yr ⋅ HaworthiaRYou ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the husband expresses that he'd rather not go to restaurant with the kids play area for the next family brunch because of badly behaved children, and SIL says she feels sorry for our future children and FIL says clearly the reason we don't have any is because we don't like children.1yr ⋅ notamisprint ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Anybody else wearing old ass bras because “I shouldn’t buy new ones in case I get pregnant and need a bigger size”? Just me??1yr ⋅ brucetoot ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When it’s 3am and you can’t stop crying but your partner is sound asleep so you’re just silently sobbing over the idea that you and him may never have the family you both dreamed of.1yr ⋅ saysaycat18 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me telling my husband to hide my pregnancy tests and to not tell me where they are so I can’t test before 7 DPO, and now I’m angry because I can’t find them and he won’t tell me where they are.1wk ⋅ Glittering_Potat0 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When there’s literally a pube ON THE TEST that someone posted in a TTC group - with no questions, just sharing that she got a BFP on her first month of trying4mo ⋅ jess726726 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my 33yo coworker on pregnancy #3 in about 3 years says she understands my infertility struggle because this pregnancy took her 7 months to conceive and now she’s worried since she was “planning to have 5 before 35 but now it looks like 5 before 36.” WTF6mo ⋅ No-Dream8731 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Our “family car” broke down before we got even close to having the family. We were such assholes searching for car seat room/safety before we even started trying.2yr ⋅ jennypij ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Fed up of waiting for THE LINE so I took matters into my own hands. Fuck you, easy@home3yr ⋅ goosertron ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Wondering if the reason I haven’t gotten pregnant is because I haven’t switched to decaf coffee3yr ⋅ tinyowlinahat ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My life going by as I spend each day/week/month/year obsessing over fertility treatments/protocols/failures11mo ⋅ talulabie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you pick up stupid hobbies to fill your time that you had hoped would be spent raising kids3yr ⋅ Kj729 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you are confiding in your mom about your miscarriage and she says “just wait until you have a screaming baby one day, you’ll wonder why you were so upset about this one”2yr ⋅ momoney-moproblems12 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me putting in the minimal required effort on the last day of fertile week3yr ⋅ nearlyscottish ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, sitting at home alone on the couch, as my spouse flies across the country to fertilize our donor eggs. Eating chocolate and crying as I’m finally letting myself feel the Loss that is using donor eggs.2yr ⋅ RhinocerosBubbles ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Omg I was so stressed the first two months of trying and finally got pregnant last month when I stopped being stressed!1yr ⋅ JessSpinz ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your SIL hits you out of nowhere with an ultrasound pic and gender announcement, husband responds respectfully for you both, but she’s hurt you didn’t “acknowledge her baby”2wk ⋅ emriver6034 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your favorite infertile follow on Tiktok finally has success, and you’re SO happy but also realize you’ll have to stop following them1yr ⋅ PainfulPoo411 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me trying to turn my husband on during my fertile window.3yr ⋅ smack-cranberries ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Torturing myself reading the /amIpregnant sub wondering how these dumb asses get to have a baby and I don't1yr ⋅ happycat_01 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
TFAB Mods: make a nice post reminding people about rules. People who can't be bothered to read directions on OPK boxes:1yr ⋅ FatBasicWhiteGirl ⋅ r/trollingforababy
After being asked when we will have a baby all week, tonight our dog passes away unexpectedly. No baby, no dog, no joy. I REALLY hope that 2023 is better, even if it just means I get peace. My hands are up, universe, I surrender.1yr ⋅ ConstellationGemFred ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my husband sees a pack of 40 HCG tests arrive and asks how much I am testing and shouldn’t I just test when I think I’m pregnant?1yr ⋅ Similar-Koala-5361 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My reaction when I found out the secretary at my school will be having her SECOND baby in the time I have been trying for 1 (her 4th overall, they will all be under 4yrs old) AND SHE WAS ON THE PILL. How the fuck... Getting lapped by someone “preventing” cuts extra deep. So tired of the jOuRnEy.1yr ⋅ hey_hi_howareya ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your best friend invites you to her baby shower, but there will be SEVEN pomegranates present2yr ⋅ cheesemeems ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Mention to my hairstylist that I’m starting ivf next month so I prob can’t get my hair colored. Two stylists start arguing over who had the hardest time getting pregnant. Me:2yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me on the inside when I’m opening a gift mug that says “dog mom”1yr ⋅ PainfulPoo411 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Friend telling me she wants to bring over her baby to cheer me up after D&C2yr ⋅ winterandfallbird ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my coworker tells me she planned her wedding around when she’s ovulating so she can have a honeymoon baby....1yr ⋅ Shibamom1219 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone posts on my IVF support group that they are trying for baby #2 and want to know where gender selection option is available in Europe because she wants a boy...9mo ⋅ timetraveler2060 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just took an opk and a pregnancy test together because I don't know what is going on anymore 🤷♀️2yr ⋅ SocksnCrocs30 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My friend who has 1YO tells me she is pregnant again and complains it will be hell with two toddlers. Bitch, I have none. You see that, right??1yr ⋅ DoggyDogLife ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Hit my official 1 year of TTC, turning 31 in a month, cried all day. Until I saw this cat.3yr ⋅ blueberrypiezpls ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my friend says “It’ll happen naturally!” but I’m infertile and also gay3yr ⋅ dildosaurusrex_ ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Talking to my very fertile mom about our failed cycles and our loss and she tells me “Well at least you aren’t getting pregnant on accident all the time like I did”1yr ⋅ MimosaThief ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My husband scooped his egg onto his plate and goes “A successful egg transfer! ...Just like what we will have next month!” You can always count on husbands for optimism.3yr ⋅ KatKittyKatKitty ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Fucking pregnancy announcement in my local dog group for fucks sake. No where is safe10mo ⋅ youreabitweird ⋅ r/trollingforababy
me typing Congrats! on the BFP posts hoping it'll give me good karma this month3yr ⋅ shimmertaupe ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I convinced myself I would be pregnant wearing a maternity dress to my best friends wedding next week but I am in fact wearing a normal dress and not pregnant8mo ⋅ baubleface ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“At least it was an early loss, I mean, it’s a plus that you can get pergnet!”6mo ⋅ Catscurlsandglasses ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Has anyone else seen an influx of TikTok’s captioned “girlies who identified as infertile, how far along are you?” And they show off their pregnant bellies... still infertile thank you5mo ⋅ baubleface ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Just had to share my new idol Michelle Williams (from Destiny’s Child) absolutely crushing a troll on Instagram who commented about her “needing kids.” This is my new answer when people ask me when I’m gonna have kids3yr ⋅ meredithgraye ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How it felt returning to work after an ectopic and being in a meeting with three expecting women.11mo ⋅ blarn_blarn ⋅ r/trollingforababy
In an attempt to make friends, I request to join a local women’s crafting group. Why was the third question required for entry “how old are your kiddos?” HELLO????? I am so fucking sick and tired of (lack of) motherhood barring me from friendship and society!!!!1yr ⋅ tfabonehitwonder ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me in my therapy session when my therapist hits me with a “now that you’re relaxing, I bet you’ll get pregnant” when I tell her I’m starting to be ok with the fact that I may never have children.1yr ⋅ saysaycat18 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your coworkers tells you “you’ve gained so much weight”, like yes multiple miscarriages and the stress of ttc does that to you!4mo ⋅ Nap-Time-Queen ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When the OB tells me I had a missed miscarriage but “good news! We can get you in for a D&C before Christmas!”2yr ⋅ momoney-moproblems12 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My last infertile friend got pregnant so now I need to make friends here so I have someone to complain to1yr ⋅ PainfulPoo411 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Got minor oral surgery today, the doctor saw my list of meds, asked if I was doing IVF, and then told me My sister did 9 rounds of it...[whispers] they all failed!2yr ⋅ suzer61 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you realize you’ve developed a gambling problem, but instead of scratch off tickets it’s internet cheapies, and instead of high stakes poker it’s IVF...1mo ⋅ sas1624 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I really thought I was going to be one of the lucky ones with my “spontaneous pregnancy...”2mo ⋅ HighKeyHotMess ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Staring down the barrel of a life without kids, I feel so bitter and jealous of everyone around me who gets to have their family1yr ⋅ Regular-Tennis134 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW I can't wait and take a test at 7DPO and it's negative7mo ⋅ Straight_Shallot2471 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Oh, so you threw away my husbands sperm instead of freezing it and he’s now on military orders. No it’s fine. Let’s just throw away the eggs we get today too.8mo ⋅ ClarkeKomAzgeda ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Why do people find it necessary to announce how unmedicated & spontaneous their twins/triplets are? “We did NOT do IVF or anything, we weren’t even trying!” Um, good for you, fertile Fanny. Wish it were me.1yr ⋅ katiecbiscuit ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your stepmom tells you a miscarriage close to 6 weeks isn't a real miscarriage and that it doesn't count as being pregnant yet3yr ⋅ nearlyscottish ⋅ r/trollingforababy
I know this isn’t a meme or anything, but I thought it was so neat that Etsy thought of doing this.3yr ⋅ streetsign200 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Trying to dissociate from TTC and watch the Love is Blind Reunion .... only to have to listen to them mention babies and OVARIES over and over again1yr ⋅ uhhlishuhh ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my SIL hands me a birthday card saying “WISHING YOU THE BEST BIRTHDAY VIBES” and signs it: Audrey, Matt, Alice and SURPRISE! BABY #2!1yr ⋅ dagworthy ⋅ r/trollingforababy
You know if you lost some weight you'd get pregnant, right? That's ALL it will take?!1yr ⋅ AbbreviationsNo17 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Almost posted this then realized I’d lose 100% of my friends and about 60% of my family.10mo ⋅ talulabie ⋅ r/trollingforababy
At least when the US turns into Gilead, I won’t have to be a Handmaid 😅1yr ⋅ MaddMack ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me, benched after 2022 failures, not caring what cycle day it is, how much dairy I’m having or worried about that second coffee.1yr ⋅ ochenkruto ⋅ r/trollingforababy
my outfits this week trying to get my period to start 35 days after my D&C3yr ⋅ notmyotheraccount2 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your ‘friend’ who knows about your loss says: “you better not get prune again before my wedding so we can have a fun bachelorette party”.2yr ⋅ International_Oven35 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
The moment my coworker got pregnant after getting close to me bc she also though she was infertile9mo ⋅ Antique-Rooster7693 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My latest gripe: “Have you considered adoption?” No, I’ve never heard of that. It hasn’t crossed our mind AT ALL. Please tell me more about how to adopt (and how I’ll then get pregnant naturally).2yr ⋅ bubbywisp15 ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me after 3 years of declining dental x-rays because I mIgHt bE a FeW daYs PrEgnAnt1yr ⋅ 1muckypup ⋅ r/trollingforababy
