‘I don’t like seeing posts from people with infertility, it scares me!’ Well I don’t like reminders that what I’m living is scary NOR do I like seeing posts from people with imaginary infertility. BOO. BE SCARED, I’M A SCARY INFERTILE.

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My sweet angel pharmacist is door dashing my clomid to me to save me a trip. Amazing. Iconic. Incredible.

7mo ⋅

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When I gently correct and don’t flip my ever loving shit on someone saying they’re probably infertile in cycle 2.

7mo ⋅

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My Instagram feed is full of Labor Day posts telling labor/birth stories?? IS NO HOLIDAY SAFE???

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Talking to my friend about how I am so envious of people that will never know the pain of infertility. She says she understands, she is trying to buy a house and is jealous of people who own homes.

1yr ⋅

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My OB/GYN suggested we take a vacation to Mexico because that’s how she got pregnant. Could I count it as a medical expense on my taxes? Let’s all go to Mexico.

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As I realized my period was starting on 8 dpo, I had to wonder...was I being punked? Was my body starting my period a week early to protect my heart from seeing another negative test? I sighed as I called the clinic. My heart didn’t need protection from a negative test, it needed it from hope.

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Calling my husband at work when the surgeon clears me for sex post-laparoscopy and I’m having signs that ovulation is imminent.

10mo ⋅

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Being asked to take the picture of all my friends holding their babies as the only childless woman in the group.

1yr ⋅

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When the 12 dpo test is negative after the doctor said she would be ‘shocked if I wasn’t pregnant’ with my 5 dpo progesterone levels. *shocked*

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The clinic nurse opening my portal message that says: ‘the results are in...once again, Mr. HC is NOT a father!’

6mo ⋅

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If this isn’t it, I’m throwing away my thermometer and moving under a bridge because my body is a troll.

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