Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.5 mo · MufasaQuePasa · r/RoastMe
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.6 mo · asmordious · r/RoastMe
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me2 mo · etymologynerd · r/RoastMe
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.3 mo · BooBooMadonna · r/RoastMe
20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one!1 yr · chrisbeta916 · r/RoastMe
22 year old college student. Just found out my girlfriend was fucking another guy and I've already had a fifth of vodka today. Try your best.1 mo · CmdMuffins · r/RoastMe
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst...3 mo · Cowboybenbob217 · r/RoastMe
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 302 mo · Eliyaahh · r/RoastMe
I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!2 mo · sohighforgotpassword · r/RoastMe
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.1 wk · kasperokaspero · r/RoastMe
Just turned 22, got promoted, got my own office, you guys can't bring me down3 mo · FiddleSquid · r/RoastMe
Cake Day Roast! I’m 29, obese, recovering video game addict. At a well paying job that doesn’t make me want to hurt myself.... Have at you! Tis but a scratch!6 ds · remarkable501 · r/RoastMe
Got banned from 4chan and now I don't have anywhere to go to get bullied. It's been a week since someone told me to kill myself and I'm getting too uppity. I'm a full-time meme painter and I smell like I look.5 mo · watchpaintdrytv · r/RoastMe
18. You can roast us in Arabic, English, French, Chinese, Russian, and Italian. Make us regret being multilingual.1 mo · schmoondar · r/RoastMe
I'm 24, I just won my second ever roast battle this last Friday (link in comments) and I want to see some savagery. Do your worst, Reddit.3 wks · Colonelwheel · r/RoastMe
17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass11 mo · Thefucklest · r/RoastMe
19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings2 mo · spicyvaginataco · r/RoastMe
The girl I thought I was gonna marry is currently smoking weed and fucking dudes at the college I was rejected from, make me feel worse2 mo · KindlyBarbarian · r/RoastMe
17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all.5 mo · MufasaQuePasa · r/RoastMe
Quit meth and replaced it with dumplings. Gained almost 100 lbs in a year. I don't even have a good personality to make up for it.3 mo · Nonsense_Addict · r/RoastMe
Trans-woman, engineer, 6'1 giant, forever alone, still listens to ska. Lost everything but my dick (november!) and my dignity - burn me to the ground.1 wk · jessica_ftw · r/RoastMe
the ultimate roast is us still being edgy metal heads as adults, but do your worst.5 mo · coldmeats · r/RoastMe
My friend is selling his house, quitting his job, getting rid of everything he owns and is going to try to live a budgetted life while couch surfing. Please, please light him up.1 mo · Poppyspacekitten · r/RoastMe
We are h3h3productions, professional complainers and YouTube drama queens. Please roast us, appreciate ya.2 yrs · h3h3productions · r/RoastMe
Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of them2 mo · Sphamuel · r/RoastMe
As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people saying fucked up shit to me. Roast me! I can handle it!3 mo · dellac · r/RoastMe
I'm 22, college educated, work out consistently, and my parents love each other, do your worst1 mo · Skywalker7671 · r/RoastMe
Been growing my hair out to donate to children that have cancer. Might as well have fun? Roast me!!4 mo · Big_Aymish · r/RoastMe
Biggest accomplishment of my life is a 36 on the ACT. 6 years later I’m living with my parents and working at a salad shop for minimum wage. I was sent home by a 19 year old manager for making salads too slowly. Reddit, toss my salad!1 mo · Ojhumblerumble · r/RoastMe
I broke a vertebrae and have been high on hash cookies for the last six weeks. Put my pain tolerance back in check.3 wks · ThunderDragn666 · r/RoastMe
25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back!4 mo · justjessthanzero · r/RoastMe
27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. So please do your worst Reddit! 🤣2 mo · Aquamarine-3MJ-1W2N · r/RoastMe
My lovely GF just took 30 pictures because she wanted to look perfect on her roastme shot. Give her your best reddit.1 mo · nothingsimilar · r/RoastMe
22, I have 3 cats and get paid to watch anime/ lurk on reddit (receptionist) entertain me with your insults3 mo · touchmylumps · r/RoastMe
Married / 42 / permenantly pissed off! Do your worst! I've probably heard your shit before.5 mo · 4letterwordsmith · r/RoastMe
Fairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you can't take down this powerhouse of win.5 mo · Regi3Au · r/RoastMe
Just got a nose job so I can breathe through it for the first time in my life, and I’m bored in my room at midnight. Keep me entertained and do your worst reddit!1 mo · Pewter_Penguin · r/RoastMe
I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.6 mo · Pixigon · r/RoastMe
I (m26) did a r/roastme ~1mo ago and it was a blast! I managed to convince my girlfriend (f25) to do a joint r/roastme on our 2yr anniversary. Roast us well boys! 🦆2 wks · Nisse-Hultsson · r/RoastMe
My (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. She's recently started studying classic literature, also she's a vegetarian. Bring it5 mo · Oreogano · r/RoastMe
18 y/o just got ghosted by the first guy I have had genuine feelings for. Let’s see if you can wreck me like he did.2 ds · ParkesAndRecreation · r/RoastMe
23, just landed my dream job, lost about 20kg, roast me harder than my friends do for collecting model aircraft.2 wks · Ormo1996 · r/RoastMe
Just got released from mental ward. I bet you can't roast me worse than they did there!2 mo · goaway_idontlikeyou · r/RoastMe
22y/o, I’m that 1% Filipino who CAN’T sing, dance and is not becoming a nurse. Happy Roasting!4 mo · _charmannepapi · r/RoastMe
I’m 19. I’m 5”7’, just got carded at an MA15+ movie, and every girl I like thinks I’m gay. Best roast goes in my tinder bio.1 mo · Kaeneus · r/RoastMe
You guys aren’t smart enough to roast an Ivy Leaguer but give me your worst.2 mo · 420godblazer · r/RoastMe
Drunk at 3am have to be in class at 8am. 22 yo biology major. R-r-r-roast me extra toasty.2 mo · burnerb49 · r/RoastMe
Lost his virginity 2 months ago then got dumped for her roommate. ‘Never had to use lube’1 mo · Don_Nash · r/RoastMe
About to tell my parents I’m NOT going to med school. Roast me to toughen me up before they roast me.4 mo · flxppryzy · r/RoastMe
3 years ago to this day, I made a Reddit account for the soul purpose of being roasted. I think you can all do better this time around.4 mo · JustynT · r/RoastMe
19 years old, skipped out on college, currently living in LA, in an apartment with 4 other people, trying to make it as a musician. Please roast me I need it.2 mo · moreyaclare · r/RoastMe
Been telling everyone it's benign because i don't want to see anyone upset, but the cancer will probably kill me before they attempt the surgery, so i figured fuck it. You've entertained me for so long and now I'd like to give Something back. Roast me!8 mo · [deleted] · r/RoastMe
For two years we’ve been looking, still no flaws, endless perfection!4 mo · _norwegian_wood_ · r/RoastMe
33 year old single dad with abandonment issues and an innate ability to destroy every relationship that's ever mattered. End me.3 mo · Midnight__Monkey · r/RoastMe
I work three jobs in the service industry, make me hate life more then they do.2 mo · Birtuss · r/RoastMe
18, ugly, virgin, engineering student, depressed, uses paper plates instead of paper, sauté me3 mo · mrminus231 · r/RoastMe
18, unemployed, boyfriend told me not to post this because he doesn’t want me to cry. do your worst.3 mo · jlx_m · r/RoastMe
Meet Eddie, an aspiring Actor who thinks he looks like Drake. Yesterday, he bet his eyebrows it wouldn’t rain today. It poured.4 mo · ItsSoLitRightNow · r/RoastMe
After seeing how brutal these roasts can get, my co-worker wants a turn. It’s our pleasure for you guys to try your best5 ds · Popular_Kaleidoscope · r/RoastMe
Today’s her birthday! 19, wanted to be roasted because she thinks it’d be funny. Burn Away! :)2 mo · AMAGaming · r/RoastMe
21. Depressed. Haven't been home in 2 days while studying for exams. Have the entire library to myself. Make me regret living as much as my parents regret using a cheap condom.4 mo · matthewkeyes88 · r/RoastMe
Hey Reddit! IDK how to properly roast people. Why don't you show me what a good roast is?1 mo · Tac0Taco · r/RoastMe
I’m black and I noticed the black ugly mofos don’t get fairly roasted . I’m looking for some equal opportunity roasting1 mo · masterofcalm- · r/RoastMe
I’m 19 and I rent furniture to people for a living. Please word murder me. thanks.1 mo · serpentdeflector · r/RoastMe
Off to my dead end job because of my useless degree. Give me something to look forward to besides my cats.1 wk · Gingersnappy333 · r/RoastMe
18 year old chemistry student, played tennis for 11 years, in a wobbly relationship, enjoying my cake day. Ruin it for me.1 mo · Danissimo_ · r/RoastMe
i’ve got nothing better to do until i can find a summer job, so roast me!2 mo · bellybuttonhitman · r/RoastMe
Overweight, unemployed, and run 5 parody accounts on Twitter, do your worst4 mo · redfox717 · r/RoastMe
My roomate is a 20 year old rapper who dropped out of college to pursue music. Make him regret it....1 mo · Ganglovely29 · r/RoastMe
I have no friends, allways tired and trimmed my eyebrows wrong. I deserve this.2 mo · AlexTheSmith_ · r/RoastMe
27, this is my favorite shirt, I listen to soundcloud artists, and I’m an loner. Let me have it.3 mo · Xanswontmakeyou · r/RoastMe
Have no mercy. Turned 18 when my lil sister was born so now m birthday is invisible.4 mo · grungehedgehog · r/RoastMe
a bird quite literally shat on me today so i'm here to get shit on again. roast me.3 mo · murrgab · r/RoastMe
Socially awkward, insecure, 23 year old vet tech that likes animals more than people. Show me whatcha got!4 mo · xTh3Cruis3rx · r/RoastMe
21 Culinary School drop-out working at the same fast food restaurant for nearly 2 years. Try to damage me more.3 mo · radicalpos · r/RoastMe
Where to begin? I (am) listen to metal/ hard rock music, employed at Walmart, virgin and never had a girlfriend, can't make or maintain any new friendships, have a bedwetter for a cat, doomed to never finish any of my creative projects, and have motivational issues. Bring it on, Reddit.1 mo · Luciano_the_Dynamic · r/RoastMe
Just turned 18 an hour ago, already drunk. Make this German communist be scarred!1 mo · Rinkulink · r/RoastMe
I’m super happy because someone told me it’s my cake day. Now make me super sad.3 mo · techtom10 · r/RoastMe
