I've been roasted on this sub every single day of 2020 and today is finally the last day! Roast Me Day 366/3665mo ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.2yr ⋅ MufasaQuePasa ⋅ r/RoastMe
Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for professional acting headshots. The results were... unfortunate. Please destroy me for this choice.1yr ⋅ mikeyvanilli ⋅ r/RoastMe
I roasted this baby picture my Mom printed on Christmas thinking it was my uncle. Turns out, it’s me. Turn the grill up please1yr ⋅ TheHazel_Leo ⋅ r/RoastMe
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me quarantined in the basement for 14 days until I can interact with her. please roast me :-)1yr ⋅ neat_raspberry ⋅ r/RoastMe
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse.1yr ⋅ bookc420 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Recently got broken up with and now I play Skyrim for hours on end. Please make me cry more than usual today.3mo ⋅ creepyt0es ⋅ r/RoastMe
26 M, no friends, PhD student, unemployed, living a sad life in West Africa, Roast me, do your worst mothersuckers5mo ⋅ ademolavictor ⋅ r/RoastMe
I play video games for a living and don't leave the house for multiple days in a row. Roast me :)1yr ⋅ Katerinotv ⋅ r/RoastMe
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me2yr ⋅ etymologynerd ⋅ r/RoastMe
When I was a kid I would get so lonely sometimes that I would create multiple Facebook accounts and post on my own wall and then reply to it back and forth so that it would look like I had friends.1yr ⋅ PlanetSquare ⋅ r/RoastMe
My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest person to be roasted. Roast me day 239/36610mo ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss!1yr ⋅ perrylduff ⋅ r/RoastMe
46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!1yr ⋅ Herbit420 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.2yr ⋅ asmordious ⋅ r/RoastMe
My 21yo roommate is a stripper and has a kid. She can't wait to marry her 51yo boyfriend. Make her rethink some life choices.4mo ⋅ ProfeshAdultLearner ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill ramen. Roast me like one of your French girls!10mo ⋅ Nonchalant_Shallot ⋅ r/RoastMe
25 year old welder chick who likes to think she's a badass but really just fails at life. Slay me.1yr ⋅ notfunnynotfunny ⋅ r/RoastMe
56 yrs old. Two time cancer survivor. Stage 4 kidney disease. Had prostate removed. Hip replaced. Air force vet. Bring it on.3mo ⋅ theweaving ⋅ r/RoastMe
Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do y'all have any original jokes other than eating dogs/coronavirus/small eyes?1yr ⋅ k0ella ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a 21 year old gamer that's trying to make it on youtuber, let me get my first taste of mean comments9mo ⋅ ziartza ⋅ r/RoastMe
Second time posting. Last post made me sort my eyebrows out so thanks for that.7mo ⋅ throawayaccount12566 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I've heard every fat joke in the book bring it bitches1yr ⋅ RussianBearMan18 ⋅ r/RoastMe
21m. Went in for a checkup - diagnosed with type 1 diabetes and Covid-19. Been stuck in hospital room for three days in the same clothes. Do your worst!1yr ⋅ Mashed79 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He also calls himself a serious bodybuilder.10mo ⋅ GailRocha ⋅ r/RoastMe
26 years old, got my first vehicle I can drive by myself. Living my best life. What ya got?1yr ⋅ BOHICABYTHEBUFF ⋅ r/RoastMe
40M. Was admitted to hospital with suspected COVID. Turns out it wasn't that. Instead, I have cancer. Do your worst.1yr ⋅ _alittlesomething ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a broke art student who has been waiting years just to turn 18 for y’all to roast me. Today’s the day. Roast me.1yr ⋅ Arie1z ⋅ r/RoastMe
Regina thinks she's hot shit. She made me take 5 pics before she was happy.. roast her.2mo ⋅ TheLegLamp ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m going half a million dollars in debt to open a restaurant during a pandemic. Tell me how stupid I am.10mo ⋅ BlueVeins ⋅ r/RoastMe
I lost a bet and was supposed to attend Trolls 2 in full costume as punishment but Corona happened so now you guys can ruin me.1yr ⋅ danreddit29 ⋅ r/RoastMe
26, just came out of a 5 year abusive relationship. Wanted to be a sound engineer but becoming a therapist instead. I hope Reddit doesn’t pull punches4mo ⋅ Flegrant ⋅ r/RoastMe
25. Girlfriend of nearly 2 years realized she was gay and left me a few weeks ago. She's already dating someone else and has scrubbed me from her life completely. I'm already at rock bottom. Make me feel even worse9mo ⋅ o13Dennison13o ⋅ r/RoastMe
I just turned 18 but i don't look like it. My friends call me single parent.1yr ⋅ herki20 ⋅ r/RoastMe
22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergic to sunlight and spend my entire life in my apartment. Have 20 giant screws in my spine from back surgery. So anxious that I retook this pic almost 15 times. Do your worst.1yr ⋅ flowers_and_the_moon ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a lonely 4chan dweller, in college for computer engineering. I’m unsuccessfully attempting to fit in with the bitchy girls I’m surrounded with. Roast me.1yr ⋅ nobodysbusiness77897 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a Swiss army soldier. I'm waiting for my military service to end so I can finally go to university. Roast me.1yr ⋅ Calugorron ⋅ r/RoastMe
18 y/o high school drop out and stoner, working at a Walmart. Make me feel as bad as my parents do when they think of me.1yr ⋅ AllTimeHoee ⋅ r/RoastMe
Had to shave my sweet beard for the fire academy. Distract me from my pain.1yr ⋅ mimsy2389 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a 22 year old wannabe actor with no talent who always looks tired. Just got my wisdom teeth yoinked. Anyone wanna make my Valentine’s Day sweeter? 💕1yr ⋅ Selcecsam ⋅ r/RoastMe
24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I enjoy well done steaks(with ketchup).. Do your worst1yr ⋅ fedmyster ⋅ r/RoastMe
No job. No girlfriend. Studies are going to shit. Insecure about myself. However... I am super woke from all the drugs I've taken! 💚4mo ⋅ Zero_dat ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm an Electrical and Computer engineering student without the discipline to succeed in quarantine. Say something shocking.1yr ⋅ uns3riously ⋅ r/RoastMe
22, broke up w boyfriend, feeling good and wanna be bitch slapped back to reality.10mo ⋅ lhmk ⋅ r/RoastMe
33F. No husband, no kids, no job. Still dying my hair different colour every 3 months. Please roast me! ^__^1yr ⋅ jelka86 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.2yr ⋅ BooBooMadonna ⋅ r/RoastMe
Female, 18, living with my grandparents, and unemployed. Roast me.11mo ⋅ bearswhoplaythecello ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 18 and I've never even held hands with someone, also I'm a gamer girl. fuck my shit up1yr ⋅ cute_cloud ⋅ r/RoastMe
18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was working for Chick Fil A but now working full time at Walmart while also going to online school and playing dnd with my friends1yr ⋅ FlintyAura9610 ⋅ r/RoastMe
(21F) Just got my dream job and am graduating college in 5 weeks, make me sad.8mo ⋅ belindakoboi ⋅ r/RoastMe
Roast me! Oh, and did I mention that I just found out my wife is gay and not interested in me.1yr ⋅ Papa-Wizard ⋅ r/RoastMe
Autistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! I'm not scared of your roasts!2yr ⋅ PrincessLRBHSF ⋅ r/RoastMe
22 year old college student. Just found out my girlfriend was fucking another guy and I've already had a fifth of vodka today. Try your best.2yr ⋅ CmdMuffins ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a journalist writing about r/Roastme. Give me some firsthand experience. Disclaimer: I'm writing about this in the article.1yr ⋅ inverse ⋅ r/RoastMe
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.2yr ⋅ kasperokaspero ⋅ r/RoastMe
25, Dyed my hair for my quarter life crisis. Going to school to become an SLP...but ironically I have a lisp.1yr ⋅ Adoorabell ⋅ r/RoastMe
18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during lockdown. Have about 100 band posters in my room and my favourite lockdown hobbies are listening to sad 80s music and reading Star Trek fanfiction. Roast my nerd-goth ass.1yr ⋅ fiaprendy ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friends call me Big Country. I’m 6’7”, can finish a bottle of wine in 30 seconds, and off-road my daily driver BMW that has a lightbar on it.1yr ⋅ macho_llama ⋅ r/RoastMe
College girl and highschool senior that decided to do long distance after a month of dating - one month in - destroy us like plane tickets destroyed me2yr ⋅ kylebranam ⋅ r/RoastMe
A rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?2yr ⋅ Sarahcro ⋅ r/RoastMe
I just got dumped, gained weight and have a fuckton to study for uni. Obliterate me.2yr ⋅ aikohoover ⋅ r/RoastMe
Hello! I am a Hufflepuff librarian who enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and fiance. I have lived with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy ever since I was ten and it has given me a sense of humour. I hope to be the next Mr. Rogers someday, so roast me and I'll toast you!1yr ⋅ C0tt0nCandyIc3Cr34m ⋅ r/RoastMe
21 year old manager at a call center thinking of starting Twitch streaming. Give me what you got.1yr ⋅ satanalli ⋅ r/RoastMe
I doubt you could say anything my family hasn’t already said. College student, Stoner, cereal box shaped body. Let me have it1yr ⋅ fakefrenchbitch ⋅ r/RoastMe
About a year ago you guys roasted me into oblivion. Since then I've gotten a job at a movie theater. Do it again!1yr ⋅ minedgammer ⋅ r/RoastMe
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 302yr ⋅ Eliyaahh ⋅ r/RoastMe
Broke my nose and chipped a tooth on Saturday night on an electric scooter. Roast me.3mo ⋅ caitilindy ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!2yr ⋅ sohighforgotpassword ⋅ r/RoastMe
So I'm almost 30, having a mid-life crisis and fighting a panic disorder. I8mo ⋅ Leiaprincessexy0814 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst...2yr ⋅ Cowboybenbob217 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a 21 year old twitch streamer that has no flirt game, so what game should I play?4mo ⋅ ziartza ⋅ r/RoastMe
People say my hair is bad but I enjoy it myself, need to see everyone else’s opinion. Roast Me.11mo ⋅ knicksfan77777 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I have never been in a relationship with a man or a woman before and I have a toxic mother who doesn't love me. Destroy me!6mo ⋅ koolkarla ⋅ r/RoastMe
30, unemployed, live at home, just got turned down for a dream job. Go for it.11mo ⋅ metalray ⋅ r/RoastMe
Ok let's get harder I am 27 years old, I am from Russia. I have a baby face and a terrible sweater, and a girl left me yesterday (not because of a sweater) Make everyone funny! (I write through Google translate)1yr ⋅ Omldus ⋅ r/RoastMe
20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one!3yr ⋅ chrisbeta916 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a straight man who somehow ended up owning a bridal shop, which was going great until everyone stopped getting married. Now my shop is as empty as my bank account and I'm probably going to go under in another few months. I managed to fail at something I never wanted to do. Cut me deep.1yr ⋅ STOP____HAMMER_TIME ⋅ r/RoastMe
Wanna hear what y'all have to say about me. Pls refrain from bomber jokes, I'm already on the NSA's watchlist.3wk ⋅ shama_lama_ping_pong ⋅ r/RoastMe
Bored Mexican vet nurse on the night shift at work. Burn me hard so I don’t fall asleep.1yr ⋅ supersonic_seal ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 22, have an associates degree in culinary arts and I'm stuck working at an Arbys for minimum wage. Have at thee10mo ⋅ Seamosity007 ⋅ r/RoastMe
34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.2yr ⋅ Golden_Thumbs ⋅ r/RoastMe
Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit2yr ⋅ Trashaccouuntt ⋅ r/RoastMe
