Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.7mo · MufasaQuePasa · r/RoastMe
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.8mo · asmordious · r/RoastMe
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me4mo · etymologynerd · r/RoastMe
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.5mo · BooBooMadonna · r/RoastMe
22 year old college student. Just found out my girlfriend was fucking another guy and I've already had a fifth of vodka today. Try your best.4mo · CmdMuffins · r/RoastMe
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst...5mo · Cowboybenbob217 · r/RoastMe
20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one!1yr · chrisbeta916 · r/RoastMe
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.2mo · kasperokaspero · r/RoastMe
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 304mo · Eliyaahh · r/RoastMe
I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!4mo · sohighforgotpassword · r/RoastMe
Autistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! I'm not scared of your roasts!3wk · PrincessLRBHSF · r/RoastMe
A rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?1mo · Sarahcro · r/RoastMe
I just got dumped, gained weight and have a fuckton to study for uni. Obliterate me.3wk · aikohoover · r/RoastMe
College girl and highschool senior that decided to do long distance after a month of dating - one month in - destroy us like plane tickets destroyed me2wk · kylebranam · r/RoastMe
Just turned 22, got promoted, got my own office, you guys can't bring me down5mo · FiddleSquid · r/RoastMe
34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.2mo · Golden_Thumbs · r/RoastMe
Got banned from 4chan and now I don't have anywhere to go to get bullied. It's been a week since someone told me to kill myself and I'm getting too uppity. I'm a full-time meme painter and I smell like I look.7mo · watchpaintdrytv · r/RoastMe
We’ve been dating for years but people still think we are siblings - roast us more than our profs did after this semester2mo · SpicyBorkBois · r/RoastMe
Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit1mo · Trashaccouuntt · r/RoastMe
I'm 24, I just won my second ever roast battle this last Friday (link in comments) and I want to see some savagery. Do your worst, Reddit.2mo · Colonelwheel · r/RoastMe
19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings4mo · spicyvaginataco · r/RoastMe
17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass1yr · Thefucklest · r/RoastMe
I have no self esteem, I’m very scared, and I don’t know why I’m doing this.2wk · hurtbutnotsurprised · r/RoastMe
Trans-woman, engineer, 6'1 giant, forever alone, still listens to ska. Lost everything but my dick (november!) and my dignity - burn me to the ground.2mo · jessica_ftw · r/RoastMe
The girl I thought I was gonna marry is currently smoking weed and fucking dudes at the college I was rejected from, make me feel worse4mo · KindlyBarbarian · r/RoastMe
Made this all on me own today, took me 4 hours! Roast me back to ground level please.1wk · silentheory · r/RoastMe
17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all.7mo · MufasaQuePasa · r/RoastMe
My parents just got divorced and my abusive father disowned me and tried to kill me with his car. Swimmer, skater, physics and math major, and a disgrace to all Asians around the world. Y'all can't do shit to me 🤷🏻♂️3wk · ZachTheYek · r/RoastMe
Quit meth and replaced it with dumplings. Gained almost 100 lbs in a year. I don't even have a good personality to make up for it.5mo · Nonsense_Addict · r/RoastMe
My girlfriend doesn't believe in your roasting abilities. Proof her wrong! ;)1wk · DansendeDirk · r/RoastMe
the ultimate roast is us still being edgy metal heads as adults, but do your worst.7mo · coldmeats · r/RoastMe
My friend here is a software engineer; the only girl in the team. For some reason, she's eager to get rOaStEd!2d · chiraggsam · r/RoastMe
My friend is selling his house, quitting his job, getting rid of everything he owns and is going to try to live a budgetted life while couch surfing. Please, please light him up.3mo · Poppyspacekitten · r/RoastMe
Lifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give me something to laugh at1mo · SorranTheGrey · r/RoastMe
Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of them5mo · Sphamuel · r/RoastMe
We are h3h3productions, professional complainers and YouTube drama queens. Please roast us, appreciate ya.2yr · h3h3productions · r/RoastMe
As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people saying fucked up shit to me. Roast me! I can handle it!5mo · dellac · r/RoastMe
I'm 22, college educated, work out consistently, and my parents love each other, do your worst3mo · Skywalker7671 · r/RoastMe
Been growing my hair out to donate to children that have cancer. Might as well have fun? Roast me!!6mo · Big_Aymish · r/RoastMe
Biggest accomplishment of my life is a 36 on the ACT. 6 years later I’m living with my parents and working at a salad shop for minimum wage. I was sent home by a 19 year old manager for making salads too slowly. Reddit, toss my salad!3mo · Ojhumblerumble · r/RoastMe
I broke a vertebrae and have been high on hash cookies for the last six weeks. Put my pain tolerance back in check.2mo · ThunderDragn666 · r/RoastMe
25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back!6mo · justjessthanzero · r/RoastMe
27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. So please do your worst Reddit! 🤣4mo · Aquamarine-3MJ-1W2N · r/RoastMe
My lovely GF just took 30 pictures because she wanted to look perfect on her roastme shot. Give her your best reddit.3mo · nothingsimilar · r/RoastMe
Other than my wig falling apart, tell me why I was right about quitting cosplay.1mo · Uncosample · r/RoastMe
22, I have 3 cats and get paid to watch anime/ lurk on reddit (receptionist) entertain me with your insults5mo · touchmylumps · r/RoastMe
Married / 42 / permenantly pissed off! Do your worst! I've probably heard your shit before.7mo · 4letterwordsmith · r/RoastMe
Fairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you can't take down this powerhouse of win.7mo · Regi3Au · r/RoastMe
Toast me bitches. Please avoid fat jokes unless they are original, I’ve heard them all.1mo · SDmedia9 · r/RoastMe
Headed to a friends wedding & feeling super vulnerable bc of it... finish me2wk · kimboism · r/RoastMe
Just got a nose job so I can breathe through it for the first time in my life, and I’m bored in my room at midnight. Keep me entertained and do your worst reddit!3mo · Pewter_Penguin · r/RoastMe
I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.8mo · Pixigon · r/RoastMe
18 y/o just got ghosted by the first guy I have had genuine feelings for. Let’s see if you can wreck me like he did.2mo · ParkesAndRecreation · r/RoastMe
Showed up to work today with a big hole in my pants...do your worst!3wk · evolveambiguity · r/RoastMe
19 yo, french, aspiring sound engineer who overthinks every bits of criticism. Have fun !1mo · sharkazoo · r/RoastMe
My (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. She's recently started studying classic literature, also she's a vegetarian. Bring it7mo · Oreogano · r/RoastMe
23, just landed my dream job, lost about 20kg, roast me harder than my friends do for collecting model aircraft.2mo · Ormo1996 · r/RoastMe
Just got released from mental ward. I bet you can't roast me worse than they did there!4mo · goaway_idontlikeyou · r/RoastMe
22y/o, I’m that 1% Filipino who CAN’T sing, dance and is not becoming a nurse. Happy Roasting!6mo · _charmannepapi · r/RoastMe
I’m 19. I’m 5”7’, just got carded at an MA15+ movie, and every girl I like thinks I’m gay. Best roast goes in my tinder bio.3mo · Kaeneus · r/RoastMe
You guys aren’t smart enough to roast an Ivy Leaguer but give me your worst.5mo · 420godblazer · r/RoastMe
My gf broke up with me last night and I feel nothing, now I need to be put down by you good people1mo · SS-Dude-Boss · r/RoastMe
A soon to be 21 year old who looks 15 and keeps complaining about not achieving anything in life yet doing absolutely nothing to change it. Try me!1mo · silxvia · r/RoastMe
Drunk at 3am have to be in class at 8am. 22 yo biology major. R-r-r-roast me extra toasty.4mo · burnerb49 · r/RoastMe
Lost his virginity 2 months ago then got dumped for her roommate. ‘Never had to use lube’3mo · Don_Nash · r/RoastMe
About to tell my parents I’m NOT going to med school. Roast me to toughen me up before they roast me.6mo · flxppryzy · r/RoastMe
3 years ago to this day, I made a Reddit account for the soul purpose of being roasted. I think you can all do better this time around.6mo · JustynT · r/RoastMe
19 years old, skipped out on college, currently living in LA, in an apartment with 4 other people, trying to make it as a musician. Please roast me I need it.4mo · moreyaclare · r/RoastMe
Been telling everyone it's benign because i don't want to see anyone upset, but the cancer will probably kill me before they attempt the surgery, so i figured fuck it. You've entertained me for so long and now I'd like to give Something back. Roast me!10mo · [deleted] · r/RoastMe
For two years we’ve been looking, still no flaws, endless perfection!6mo · _norwegian_wood_ · r/RoastMe
33 year old single dad with abandonment issues and an innate ability to destroy every relationship that's ever mattered. End me.5mo · Midnight__Monkey · r/RoastMe
Today is my 18th birthday, I lost 70 pounds, my crush has been ignoring me and I suppress my emotions. I'm intrigued at what will happen2wk · Vromillia · r/RoastMe
I work three jobs in the service industry, make me hate life more then they do.4mo · Birtuss · r/RoastMe
18, unemployed, boyfriend told me not to post this because he doesn’t want me to cry. do your worst.5mo · jlx_m · r/RoastMe
18, ugly, virgin, engineering student, depressed, uses paper plates instead of paper, sauté me5mo · mrminus231 · r/RoastMe
Meet Eddie, an aspiring Actor who thinks he looks like Drake. Yesterday, he bet his eyebrows it wouldn’t rain today. It poured.7mo · ItsSoLitRightNow · r/RoastMe
After seeing how brutal these roasts can get, my co-worker wants a turn. It’s our pleasure for you guys to try your best2mo · Popular_Kaleidoscope · r/RoastMe
Today’s her birthday! 19, wanted to be roasted because she thinks it’d be funny. Burn Away! :)5mo · AMAGaming · r/RoastMe
21. Depressed. Haven't been home in 2 days while studying for exams. Have the entire library to myself. Make me regret living as much as my parents regret using a cheap condom.6mo · matthewkeyes88 · r/RoastMe
Hey Reddit! IDK how to properly roast people. Why don't you show me what a good roast is?3mo · Tac0Taco · r/RoastMe
I’m black and I noticed the black ugly mofos don’t get fairly roasted . I’m looking for some equal opportunity roasting3mo · masterofcalm- · r/RoastMe
I’m 19 and I rent furniture to people for a living. Please word murder me. thanks.3mo · serpentdeflector · r/RoastMe
