Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.2yr · MufasaQuePasa · r/RoastMe
Ten years ago I purchased a $50 Groupon for professional acting headshots. The results were... unfortunate. Please destroy me for this choice.1yr · mikeyvanilli · r/RoastMe
I roasted this baby picture my Mom printed on Christmas thinking it was my uncle. Turns out, it’s me. Turn the grill up please1yr · TheHazel_Leo · r/RoastMe
About to come home after spending the last 3yrs in the desert. Going to be a freshman in college at 26. Please no jokes about my $40k truck or my 3 divorces. It hurts my feelings.3mo · devildip · r/RoastMe
21F. home from college & my mom is keeping me quarantined in the basement for 14 days until I can interact with her. please roast me :-)10mo · neat_raspberry · r/RoastMe
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse.11mo · bookc420 · r/RoastMe
I've been roasted on this sub every single day of 2020 and today is finally the last day! Roast Me Day 366/3662wk · icrispyKing · r/RoastMe
3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me1yr · etymologynerd · r/RoastMe
I play video games for a living and don't leave the house for multiple days in a row. Roast me :)1yr · Katerinotv · r/RoastMe
46 yr old, works at a bank, no savings, don’t own a home, no retirement, but I drive a Bentley and smoke bong hits on the toilet..Give me your best shot!1yr · Herbit420 · r/RoastMe
Remember me, tumor guy? Well surgery is done and I'm still kicking and alive for everyone who's been asking for an update. Now tell me how much better off i was with the tumor.2yr · asmordious · r/RoastMe
When I was a kid I would get so lonely sometimes that I would create multiple Facebook accounts and post on my own wall and then reply to it back and forth so that it would look like I had friends.11mo · PlanetSquare · r/RoastMe
I did one of these 4 years ago and I bettered myself with what you all said. Help me better myself again!1yr · Boxed_Milk · r/RoastMe
I'm a 60-year-old Uber Eats delivery man in NYC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Have at em hoss!9mo · perrylduff · r/RoastMe
26 years old, got my first vehicle I can drive by myself. Living my best life. What ya got?1yr · BOHICABYTHEBUFF · r/RoastMe
Wannabe horror artist, just turned 18 today. Do y'all have any original jokes other than eating dogs/coronavirus/small eyes?9mo · k0ella · r/RoastMe
My grandma is 92 and wants to be the oldest person to be roasted. Roast me day 239/3665mo · icrispyKing · r/RoastMe
25 year old welder chick who likes to think she's a badass but really just fails at life. Slay me.7mo · notfunnynotfunny · r/RoastMe
Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I've heard every fat joke in the book bring it bitches8mo · RussianBearMan18 · r/RoastMe
40M. Was admitted to hospital with suspected COVID. Turns out it wasn't that. Instead, I have cancer. Do your worst.10mo · _alittlesomething · r/RoastMe
I just turned 18 but i don't look like it. My friends call me single parent.1yr · herki20 · r/RoastMe
I’m a lonely 4chan dweller, in college for computer engineering. I’m unsuccessfully attempting to fit in with the bitchy girls I’m surrounded with. Roast me.1yr · nobodysbusiness77897 · r/RoastMe
I'm 31, disabled, and so low class that I grill ramen. Roast me like one of your French girls!4mo · Nonchalant_Shallot · r/RoastMe
I'm a Swiss army soldier. I'm waiting for my military service to end so I can finally go to university. Roast me.1yr · Calugorron · r/RoastMe
36, high on morphine, 2nd surgery this year, 14th total but it didn’t take a brain surgeon to tell me Epstine didn’t kill him self.1yr · WolfPanLuck · r/RoastMe
I’m a broke art student who has been waiting years just to turn 18 for y’all to roast me. Today’s the day. Roast me.9mo · Arie1z · r/RoastMe
Had to shave my sweet beard for the fire academy. Distract me from my pain.1yr · mimsy2389 · r/RoastMe
I lost a bet and was supposed to attend Trolls 2 in full costume as punishment but Corona happened so now you guys can ruin me.10mo · danreddit29 · r/RoastMe
26 M, no friends, PhD student, unemployed, living a sad life in West Africa, Roast me, do your worst mothersuckers2wk · ademolavictor · r/RoastMe
21m. Went in for a checkup - diagnosed with type 1 diabetes and Covid-19. Been stuck in hospital room for three days in the same clothes. Do your worst!6mo · Mashed79 · r/RoastMe
22. My best friend is my cat. Literally allergic to sunlight and spend my entire life in my apartment. Have 20 giant screws in my spine from back surgery. So anxious that I retook this pic almost 15 times. Do your worst.11mo · flowers_and_the_moon · r/RoastMe
I’m a 22 year old wannabe actor with no talent who always looks tired. Just got my wisdom teeth yoinked. Anyone wanna make my Valentine’s Day sweeter? 💕1yr · Selcecsam · r/RoastMe
I'm a 21 year old gamer that's trying to make it on youtuber, let me get my first taste of mean comments3mo · ziartza · r/RoastMe
I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.1yr · BooBooMadonna · r/RoastMe
My friend says he is absolutely unroastable. He also calls himself a serious bodybuilder.5mo · GailRocha · r/RoastMe
I'm 18 and I've never even held hands with someone, also I'm a gamer girl. fuck my shit up1yr · cute_cloud · r/RoastMe
24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I enjoy well done steaks(with ketchup).. Do your worst11mo · fedmyster · r/RoastMe
Roast me! Oh, and did I mention that I just found out my wife is gay and not interested in me.1yr · Papa-Wizard · r/RoastMe
Second time posting. Last post made me sort my eyebrows out so thanks for that.2mo · throawayaccount12566 · r/RoastMe
Autistic female community college student who is proud to sport a unibrow! I'm not scared of your roasts!1yr · PrincessLRBHSF · r/RoastMe
22 year old college student. Just found out my girlfriend was fucking another guy and I've already had a fifth of vodka today. Try your best.1yr · CmdMuffins · r/RoastMe
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.1yr · kasperokaspero · r/RoastMe
25, Dyed my hair for my quarter life crisis. Going to school to become an SLP...but ironically I have a lisp.1yr · Adoorabell · r/RoastMe
I'm a journalist writing about r/Roastme. Give me some firsthand experience. Disclaimer: I'm writing about this in the article.1yr · inverse · r/RoastMe
I'm an Electrical and Computer engineering student without the discipline to succeed in quarantine. Say something shocking.10mo · uns3riously · r/RoastMe
College girl and highschool senior that decided to do long distance after a month of dating - one month in - destroy us like plane tickets destroyed me1yr · kylebranam · r/RoastMe
A rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?1yr · Sarahcro · r/RoastMe
I’m going half a million dollars in debt to open a restaurant during a pandemic. Tell me how stupid I am.4mo · BlueVeins · r/RoastMe
I just got dumped, gained weight and have a fuckton to study for uni. Obliterate me.1yr · aikohoover · r/RoastMe
Hello! I am a Hufflepuff librarian who enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and fiance. I have lived with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy ever since I was ten and it has given me a sense of humour. I hope to be the next Mr. Rogers someday, so roast me and I'll toast you!1yr · C0tt0nCandyIc3Cr34m · r/RoastMe
18 y/o high school drop out and stoner, working at a Walmart. Make me feel as bad as my parents do when they think of me.7mo · AllTimeHoee · r/RoastMe
33F. No husband, no kids, no job. Still dying my hair different colour every 3 months. Please roast me! ^__^10mo · jelka86 · r/RoastMe
21 year old manager at a call center thinking of starting Twitch streaming. Give me what you got.1yr · satanalli · r/RoastMe
18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was working for Chick Fil A but now working full time at Walmart while also going to online school and playing dnd with my friends10mo · FlintyAura9610 · r/RoastMe
About a year ago you guys roasted me into oblivion. Since then I've gotten a job at a movie theater. Do it again!1yr · minedgammer · r/RoastMe
25. Girlfriend of nearly 2 years realized she was gay and left me a few weeks ago. She's already dating someone else and has scrubbed me from her life completely. I'm already at rock bottom. Make me feel even worse4mo · o13Dennison13o · r/RoastMe
My friends call me Big Country. I’m 6’7”, can finish a bottle of wine in 30 seconds, and off-road my daily driver BMW that has a lightbar on it.11mo · macho_llama · r/RoastMe
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 301yr · Eliyaahh · r/RoastMe
I doubt you could say anything my family hasn’t already said. College student, Stoner, cereal box shaped body. Let me have it1yr · fakefrenchbitch · r/RoastMe
I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!1yr · sohighforgotpassword · r/RoastMe
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst...2yr · Cowboybenbob217 · r/RoastMe
18F. Dyed my hair and gave myself bangs during lockdown. Have about 100 band posters in my room and my favourite lockdown hobbies are listening to sad 80s music and reading Star Trek fanfiction. Roast my nerd-goth ass.9mo · fiaprendy · r/RoastMe
Ok let's get harder I am 27 years old, I am from Russia. I have a baby face and a terrible sweater, and a girl left me yesterday (not because of a sweater) Make everyone funny! (I write through Google translate)1yr · Omldus · r/RoastMe
Female, 18, living with my grandparents, and unemployed. Roast me.6mo · bearswhoplaythecello · r/RoastMe
20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one!3yr · chrisbeta916 · r/RoastMe
22, broke up w boyfriend, feeling good and wanna be bitch slapped back to reality.5mo · lhmk · r/RoastMe
Bored Mexican vet nurse on the night shift at work. Burn me hard so I don’t fall asleep.1yr · supersonic_seal · r/RoastMe
34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.1yr · Golden_Thumbs · r/RoastMe
Local 18 y/o fake intellectual fighting writer's block. Burn it away, reddit1yr · Trashaccouuntt · r/RoastMe
28f. Used to work for the government, now I'm a sahm of 2 kids, am on antidepressants and have terrible hair! Also, I only eat plants. Roast me like falafel.1yr · littleshroom · r/RoastMe
3 engineering roomates think your roasts are trash. Prove our brown asses wrong.1yr · king_t_Challa · r/RoastMe
Turned 18 today, spent it crying alone in my room eating a fish burger and making a porn hub account. Please make my birthday better by gifting me your sweet sweet roasts.1yr · yourmumslefttoe · r/RoastMe
I [F18] just woke up. Mods made me verify my age with ID proof. Roast me harder than they already have.1yr · crtruo · r/RoastMe
Made this all on me own today, took me 4 hours! Roast me back to ground level please.1yr · silentheory · r/RoastMe
I'm 24, I just won my second ever roast battle this last Friday (link in comments) and I want to see some savagery. Do your worst, Reddit.1yr · Colonelwheel · r/RoastMe
My girlfriend just broke up with me 5 days before our 6 year annivesary! Kick me while im down!1yr · TyrawesomeRex · r/RoastMe
My girlfriend doesn't believe in your roasting abilities. Proof her wrong! ;)1yr · DansendeDirk · r/RoastMe
I'm a straight man who somehow ended up owning a bridal shop, which was going great until everyone stopped getting married. Now my shop is as empty as my bank account and I'm probably going to go under in another few months. I managed to fail at something I never wanted to do. Cut me deep.9mo · STOP____HAMMER_TIME · r/RoastMe
My friend here is a software engineer; the only girl in the team. For some reason, she's eager to get rOaStEd!1yr · chiraggsam · r/RoastMe
(21F) Just got my dream job and am graduating college in 5 weeks, make me sad.3mo · belindakoboi · r/RoastMe
