Italian, 21, currently self-isolating in the UK and doing my best to ignore uni deadlines. First pic wasn’t approved, make me wish this one wasn’t either3yr ⋅ former-child-prodigy ⋅ r/RoastMe
25, Dyed my hair for my quarter life crisis. Going to school to become an SLP...but ironically I have a lisp.5yr ⋅ Adoorabell ⋅ r/RoastMe
Wanna hear what y'all have to say about me. Pls refrain from bomber jokes, I'm already on the NSA's watchlist.3yr ⋅ shama_lama_ping_pong ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friends call me Big Country. I’m 6’7”, can finish a bottle of wine in 30 seconds, and off-road my daily driver BMW that has a lightbar on it.4yr ⋅ macho_llama ⋅ r/RoastMe
Finally got the confidence to wear a crop top and my mother calls me fat . 23f3yr ⋅ CursedandCurvy ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just turned 50. Had a record deal in the late 90s. Got dropped after 3 albums. Now I drive a mini-van and my 2 teen age girls think I’m uncool. Remind that I have more memories than dreams now...2yr ⋅ SeymourGlassy ⋅ r/RoastMe
College girl and highschool senior that decided to do long distance after a month of dating - one month in - destroy us like plane tickets destroyed me5yr ⋅ kylebranam ⋅ r/RoastMe
My coworker: Mid 30s, millwright by trade, ready 4 action. do your worst.3yr ⋅ Yang_Ming_ ⋅ r/RoastMe
A rock climbing accident left me with a concussion, black eye, broken nose, and sprained wrist. How much damage can you do?5yr ⋅ Sarahcro ⋅ r/RoastMe
31m with a dark sense of humor. I lost my eyesight at 11, my bands singer at 18, my Dad at 23, got divorced at 29. I'm a blind guitarist with an addictive personality, fitness freak, avid sports gambler. Recently got engaged and I have no idea what she looks like. Lets have some fun! Roast me.2yr ⋅ blindpeoplewatcher ⋅ r/RoastMe
I just got dumped, gained weight and have a fuckton to study for uni. Obliterate me.5yr ⋅ aikohoover ⋅ r/RoastMe
18F and for some reason I’m still working at an ice cream shop daily and not quarantining. Roast me?4yr ⋅ Larasaurs ⋅ r/RoastMe
Hello! I am a Hufflepuff librarian who enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and fiance. I have lived with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy ever since I was ten and it has given me a sense of humour. I hope to be the next Mr. Rogers someday, so roast me and I'll toast you!4yr ⋅ C0tt0nCandyIc3Cr34m ⋅ r/RoastMe
Let's hear what you got... I'm 41 years old from the USA and I'm 490lbs I want to know if anyone thinks they can hurt my feelings I've heard all the fat jokes.. and I'm sure I've said worse about myself than anyone else could ever do so bring the heat... and maybe a burger3yr ⋅ Bigedbenson1979 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a 21 year old twitch streamer that has no flirt game, so what game should I play?3yr ⋅ ziartza ⋅ r/RoastMe
21 year old manager at a call center thinking of starting Twitch streaming. Give me what you got.4yr ⋅ satanalli ⋅ r/RoastMe
For the first time in my life, I have a girlfriend. Tell her why she's making a mistake.3yr ⋅ GOULFYBUTT ⋅ r/RoastMe
27 year old SAHM. My ego is a little high and my confidence needs to be knocked down. Do your worst1yr ⋅ HaNa9514 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Tech support by day, esports bartender by night. Roast me harder than my parents did when I didn't become a doctor.3yr ⋅ chottourusakunai ⋅ r/RoastMe
19, my skin got better since last time I posted, I exclusively drink from slime rancher mugs now, tear me down3yr ⋅ Sketch1231 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I doubt you could say anything my family hasn’t already said. College student, Stoner, cereal box shaped body. Let me have it4yr ⋅ fakefrenchbitch ⋅ r/RoastMe
About a year ago you guys roasted me into oblivion. Since then I've gotten a job at a movie theater. Do it again!5yr ⋅ minedgammer ⋅ r/RoastMe
Roast me harder than my Turkish family already does on the daily for being unwed at the ancient age of almost 305yr ⋅ Eliyaahh ⋅ r/RoastMe
Got some new clothes in the post and my friends wanted a photo of them here3yr ⋅ ItsOnlyMilky ⋅ r/RoastMe
20F, born and raised in a cult, bullied in high school, plagued with health issues and I like cartoons. Do you worst!4yr ⋅ UsefulPast ⋅ r/RoastMe
Desert storm veteran tougher skin then all of you millennial snowflakes do your worst...5yr ⋅ Cowboybenbob217 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m an 80 year old professional stoner who forgets his Reddit Passwords. Roast me!5yr ⋅ sohighforgotpassword ⋅ r/RoastMe
29M After 11 years of getting ripped on in the military it's impossible to hurt my feelings. Prove me wrong3yr ⋅ pbafjklol ⋅ r/RoastMe
Lost my job due to COVID, thinking of becoming a twitch streamer with my girlfriend, fuck me up more than COVID has.3yr ⋅ FlintyAura9610 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just got back from taking graduation pictures, about to play Minecraft by myself4yr ⋅ Booliebird ⋅ r/RoastMe
People say my hair is bad but I enjoy it myself, need to see everyone else’s opinion. Roast Me.4yr ⋅ knicksfan77777 ⋅ r/RoastMe
This particular day i just didn’t give af. Let me hear your worst!3yr ⋅ Easy-Technology5578 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I was 4 year homeless in Belgium , today i signed a rental contract! Me happy 😂3yr ⋅ Mobile_Database_519 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Have at it, thou stinking bags of chip oil, thou! 54M. I don't look a day over 30, ye scurvy knaves! (and knavesses)...3yr ⋅ McDermond ⋅ r/RoastMe
Im a 25 year old single mom living with my parents. I was homeschooled and have no college degree1yr ⋅ fundlebundle01 ⋅ r/RoastMe
24 lesbian. Drove 4 hours out of state to see my 55 year old crush and got rejected. Please end me.2yr ⋅ txxmz ⋅ r/RoastMe
I have never been in a relationship with a man or a woman before and I have a toxic mother who doesn't love me. Destroy me!3yr ⋅ koolkarla ⋅ r/RoastMe
30, unemployed, live at home, just got turned down for a dream job. Go for it.4yr ⋅ metalray ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just an old dog who. Love guns, leather, used to be in a band. Old enough to be your grand daddy,, Let’s see what the haters say,, -L1yr ⋅ Lou_Bergs_ ⋅ r/RoastMe
18 y/o. Cosplayer. Future graphic designer. Professional weeb. Do your worst♡3yr ⋅ nell_bun_bun ⋅ r/RoastMe
Ok let's get harder I am 27 years old, I am from Russia. I have a baby face and a terrible sweater, and a girl left me yesterday (not because of a sweater) Make everyone funny! (I write through Google translate)4yr ⋅ Omldus ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a straight man who somehow ended up owning a bridal shop, which was going great until everyone stopped getting married. Now my shop is as empty as my bank account and I'm probably going to go under in another few months. I managed to fail at something I never wanted to do. Cut me deep.4yr ⋅ STOP____HAMMER_TIME ⋅ r/RoastMe
20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one!6yr ⋅ chrisbeta916 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friends call me Squirrel Butt, I eat mustard by the spoonful, and I kiss my cat goodnight. Have at it 🐿3yr ⋅ avabamby ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a bald and beautiful woman that's full of sunshine that no one can extinguish. I dare you to do your worst!11mo ⋅ KohanaCat ⋅ r/RoastMe
21F behind at school because I’d rather take awful cosplay pictures than study. Roast me so I can finally focus on homework3yr ⋅ Aloeaceae ⋅ r/RoastMe
20f single mom with 2 kids already. I clean houses for a living. Virtually no friends yet I believe I’ll have a big enough fan base to be a successful music artist/singer one day. Absolutely wreck me.1yr ⋅ avery_papaya ⋅ r/RoastMe
I am literally living in my parents' basement. All I have to show for my 18 years on this life are 18 vintage alarm clocks and two failed startups. I am supposed to be working on my third startup right now, make me give up, again.2yr ⋅ Dont_Panic_101 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Bored Mexican vet nurse on the night shift at work. Burn me hard so I don’t fall asleep.4yr ⋅ supersonic_seal ⋅ r/RoastMe
yeah it’s april 1st but I’ve been a fool for 22 years, roast up, fełlas3yr ⋅ ema_dil_emma ⋅ r/RoastMe
34 with big ears. Let me hear the same old jokes I have heard my whole life.5yr ⋅ Golden_Thumbs ⋅ r/RoastMe
24 I'm too happy, knock me down. Let's see if you can do better than calling me shaggy's inbred cousin.3yr ⋅ 1136678 ⋅ r/RoastMe
[23F] Every time I've posted here previously I was falling apart mentally. But for the first time in quite a while, things are really looking up. Please kick me right back to the curb.3yr ⋅ fatmidgetporn ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m 20 and male. My hobbies include rock climbing, reading, and woodworking. My testosterone levels prevent anyone from knocking me down.2yr ⋅ StuartLewinsky ⋅ r/RoastMe
28f. Used to work for the government, now I'm a sahm of 2 kids, am on antidepressants and have terrible hair! Also, I only eat plants. Roast me like falafel.4yr ⋅ littleshroom ⋅ r/RoastMe
Both 20, one who beat cancer, and the other, unemployed. Do your worst.9mo ⋅ Substantial_Yam_4326 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I've scorched a few of you guys on here; I guess it's my turn before we're all fucked.4yr ⋅ deviant_ghost ⋅ r/RoastMe
30 year old female. Welder. Sassy mouth with typical white girl insecurities. I’m always on here laughing so I figured it’s my turn. Lay it on me.3yr ⋅ Glass-Queen ⋅ r/RoastMe
I recently moved into my first house, I just got accepted into a wonderful teaching job, and my ego is through the roof. Bring me down a couple pegs, Reddit!1yr ⋅ KohanaCat ⋅ r/RoastMe
3 engineering roomates think your roasts are trash. Prove our brown asses wrong.4yr ⋅ king_t_Challa ⋅ r/RoastMe
I own a greenscreen because I make videos for my 200 YouTube subs. Do it. Try to roast me.3yr ⋅ RvNxMango ⋅ r/RoastMe
Twins: Cousins (I am an identical twin and my cousins are also identical twins)4yr ⋅ tffffffff777778888 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Married with 2 kids. Snowboarder and mountain bike junkie. Just getting into bmx at the ripe old age of 45. I play guitar in a metal band and collect tattoos. Let me have it!3yr ⋅ midlifebmx ⋅ r/RoastMe
Peaked in high school, failed rehab 10 times. Do your worst Reddit.8mo ⋅ Mission-Beginning387 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m 22, have adult teeth straightening retainers and I’m bored. Roast me!3yr ⋅ dmdigitalgal ⋅ r/RoastMe
Made this all on me own today, took me 4 hours! Roast me back to ground level please.5yr ⋅ silentheory ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just turned 22, got promoted, got my own office, you guys can't bring me down5yr ⋅ FiddleSquid ⋅ r/RoastMe
18 year old high school graduate who works at McDonald's and has no plans for college. Figured I would finally do this. Make it hurt!4yr ⋅ InfernoDeesus ⋅ r/RoastMe
23 M, fellow roaster, decided to put my best foot forward and get ROASTED this new years. Deep fry me please.1yr ⋅ MisterHoops ⋅ r/RoastMe
Full time delivery driver who's probably about to get coronavirus, end me before I get stuck in a hospital4yr ⋅ its_steggz ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 24, I just won my second ever roast battle this last Friday (link in comments) and I want to see some savagery. Do your worst, Reddit.5yr ⋅ Colonelwheel ⋅ r/RoastMe
I‘m a future midwife and I love techno! I‘m not vegan anymore and I love Pokemon so much. End me:)1yr ⋅ Ok_Effect778 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My girlfriend just broke up with me 5 days before our 6 year annivesary! Kick me while im down!4yr ⋅ TyrawesomeRex ⋅ r/RoastMe
27M - My fiancee walked out on me, I lost my apartment since I don't make enough, and people often ignore me. Go ahead, end me.8mo ⋅ Wise_Bug_4740 ⋅ r/RoastMe
