18 girl, no i don’t have a father and yes i was the weird kid in middle school, hit me with everything you got <3

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U can try u mother effers. 21 y/o girl go to college in Wyoming

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Fuck it

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26 M, no friends, PhD student, unemployed, living a sad life in West Africa, Roast me, do your worst mothersuckers

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42 years old and zero f.... given

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31M. Ex moved to a different country after finding out she was pregnant. Ghosted me after telling me she was getting an abortion. Haven't showered or left my bed in 2 weeks, articulate all the self loathing and hatred rolling around in my head for me

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Spending my 32nd birthday in rehab. I'm easy to roast.

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As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people saying fucked up shit to me. Roast me! I can handle it!

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I dont care about nothing, i just care about ladies please roast me

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Roast my buddy harder than the fantasy hockey group chat already has.

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Almost 50 year old Mexican Dump Truck driver.

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Its my 30th birthday, make it a good one!

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Take your worst shot

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[23F] A brutal childhood left me largely void of emotion, and Elliott Smith is about 95% of my personality.

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Two guys not gays (19M,19M)

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My lovely GF just took 30 pictures because she wanted to look perfect on her roastme shot. Give her your best reddit.

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25 y/o 5”8 165lbs. Make me regret this... Since 95% of people’s roasts on here would get your group of friends in school to side with the kid being bullied, I’ll rate the roasts on 1 out of 10. Good luck hurting my feelings with the weak content I’ll be reading.

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i’m back. my mom got mad at me for my last one.

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27, full-time cake decorator, obligatory long time lurker first time poster. So please do your worst Reddit! 🤣

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Stuck in traffic... roast me bitches...

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People are always so nice to me- do your worst so I can experience life on the other side

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Showed up to work today with a big hole in my pants...do your worst!

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Unsure why mods removed coworkers post but she's ready for round 2

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My boyfriend says I'm unroastable (18F). I think he's biased. Help me prove him wrong.

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24m who likes to ride bikes, let's be having you

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20 yr old but they say I look overaged

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Yes hello one roast pls thank you

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18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back

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GIVE US YA WORST MFs!!!!!!!!!!’

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I'm your new Mod. Comedian, TED.com talk about dark humor, pornstar ex, balding, and I cried on public transit systems in 7 countries. It's your turn to roast your new mod!

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22, divorced, aspiring twitch streamer, and my self esteem is a little too high. Let me have it

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19 yo, french, aspiring sound engineer who overthinks every bits of criticism. Have fun !

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21yo recently cheated on and dumped by my ex, unemployed and thinking about dropping out of college. Do your best, or worst I don't care anymore

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Hi I’m Felix , I’m an actor, I’m 37 and I am hoping for a marvel contract

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We have no jobs and we are bored.

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26M Graphic Design Student with High Functioning Autism, I've heard it all. Try me Reddit.

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I'm a programmer and my only two friends date each other. Do your worst

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Been growing my hair out to donate to children that have cancer. Might as well have fun? Roast me!!

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20F i’m tired of compliments

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roast me

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I may be deaf... but let me hear your roasts!

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We are h3h3productions, professional complainers and YouTube drama queens. Please roast us, appreciate ya.

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I'm 23 today. Make it hurt.

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18 y/o just got ghosted by the first guy I have had genuine feelings for. Let’s see if you can wreck me like he did.

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You roasted me yesterday so here’s my pal, 24, works in a bank, teetering towards alcoholism

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I told my gf about this, and she wanted to be roasted. Do your absolute worst

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22M, Dutch, IT student, 6'4, nerd, mess me up!

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Just woke up and wanted a roast for breakfast

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Turning 19 in December. You know what to do.

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If you could roast me that would be POGGERS. Been social distancing since I was born.

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22, I have 3 cats and get paid to watch anime/ lurk on reddit (receptionist) entertain me with your insults

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Me and my dollar possum don’t give a shit, give us your worst

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roast me like I’ve never been roasted before. I mean, I wanna feel like a rotisserie chicken in this bitch.

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Been fighting cancer for almost a year and have had most of my abdominal nerves destroyed due to surgery. Help me feel my nerves again

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Almost walked outside before realizing that this shirt might be a bad idea in Minneapolis, right now. Remind me how stupid I am.

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Roast the gamer girl out of me...

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Looking for fresh new insecurities to spice things up.

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whatcha got

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21 M, Living in florida now and i’m fucking melting, currently unemployed and longing to see the barbie movie 😔 or the new ninja turtles movie im a nerd

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23 y.o Growth Manager, I'm currently in my post-breakup hoe phase. Don't hesitate!

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A soon to be 21 year old who looks 15 and keeps complaining about not achieving anything in life yet doing absolutely nothing to change it. Try me!

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30m. Florida man. Fatter than I've ever been. Quit a good job to work on a weed farm. Do your worst.

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20M university student, no SO, college doesnt want to give me my financial aid. Murder my confidence, I want it dead like my sexlife.

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My college dormmate and I. Name a more iconic duo.

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Age 26- I’ve been feeling good lately.. Bring me back to Earth.

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30, Gay Texan. I don’t think I’m roastable

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A gamer boy from india who just had his breakup during this quarantine cuz he apparently lacks empathy. Roast Me Already!

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So... My brothers peer pressured me to do this

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Roast my friends weak famous ass

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19F fake blonde who’s never been on a date. Hurt me

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43/m My Cake Day was yesterday and recently dumped by my much younger girlfriend. Remind me I’m going to die alone.

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My gf broke up with me last night and I feel nothing, now I need to be put down by you good people

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I'm feeling great today! Do your worst!

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20 yo who got ready 7 hours too early and got bored

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in honor of americas birthday im having a margarita baby. roast me day 186/366

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I’ve been cancer-free for one year today. Make me wish I died instead.

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20, programming student, wasting time in the lockdown, enlighten me pls

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37 male. bored at work.

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Flute player. Do your worst

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Be nice to the pup though...

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23, just landed my dream job, lost about 20kg, roast me harder than my friends do for collecting model aircraft.

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I'm a chronically ill music student in college who dresses like this - roast me more than life already has

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Recently diagnosed with Stage 3 Bowel Cancer. Very likely to have a colostomy bag for the rest of my life.

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Bitcoin is down, my septic system is backed up and I’m having major troubles with my wife. I’m having a tough week, try and make me feel worse for my cake day.

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unroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give her a tan

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[Mod Announcement] NEW r/Roastme AWARDS ARE HERE!

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Coworker thinks you guys are soft, he bets you can't make him emotional

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yeah been single for a while......so hit me with your best shot

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Am I too old for roasting..?

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Today is my 18th birthday, I lost 70 pounds, my crush has been ignoring me and I suppress my emotions. I'm intrigued at what will happen

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It's my 30th Birthday! It's also my first birthday under 200 lbs since I was 12 years old. Roast me.

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Lost 20 lbs since last roast, need more inspiration

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Do your worst to an aspiring veterinarian who is currently at her job as a receptionist at a vet hospital

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Too brain dead to learn how to tie an actual bow-tie, so I had to get a fake clip bow tie instead. Help me understand just how little goes on inside my head.

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My sex offender ass friend needs a reality check.

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Found out at 30 if I grow my hair out it’s pretty curly.

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20, Chinese, outside girl

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18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin color

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Became Aussie on Tuesday. Posted a picture from my virtual ceremony in my first ever reddit post. Top comment was one funny cunt saying my nose is fucking majestic, an asset to the nation. Found it so funny that I decided my second post should belong here. Help me celebrate by doing your worst.

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Let’s hear it then you cucks.

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Fairly successful (21 M), just finished building my own home and am a fully qualified Baker at age 19. Kids on the block call me FIGJAM, bet you can't take down this powerhouse of win.

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got back together with my gf! feeling good.

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Been feeling too good about myself lately, change that.

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I’m 19. I’m 5”7’, just got carded at an MA15+ movie, and every girl I like thinks I’m gay. Best roast goes in my tinder bio.

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27 years, full time web developer. Have congenital nystagmus and diagnosed ADHD. Let's get this over with, make me regret living.

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I just turned 40. Time to be knocked down a peg or 8. Try to be original. There’s only so many times you can hear “Found Karen’s husband.”

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44, single (never been in a relationship), no family, lost my job, still renting (never owned a home), still in college, ugly hair, obese, flabby arms, man boobs, spots on my face, getting very old, taken advantage of by “friends,” treated like a reject my entire life. Do you worst!!! I need it!!!

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Managing a pretzel shop, opening alone. Don’t be sweet, and make me salty.

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26,unemployed,drugs and booze enjoyer,family don't trust me anymore,failure.Do your worst.

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Roast us!

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It’s my cake day, roast me! I’m almost 25, still on Reddit, have like 2 friends, chug Pepto Bismol for fun, and sleep with a body pillow(Garrus can’t leave me like the others).

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i’m finally satisfied with my appearance and i’m convinced that no one can destroyed it

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27, had an arranged marriage, and my best friends are paints, roast me?

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Lost his virginity 2 months ago then got dumped for her roommate. ‘Never had to use lube’

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My ex didn't believe in compliments so neither should you

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18 year old student, taking pictures of myself for strangers to roast online instead of studying for my final exams.

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Quarantine means I can't cry tears from gagging on dick, maybe y'all can make me cry instead 🤷🏼‍♀️

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