I’m bored roast me. Have no mercy!!!

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19 year old argentinian lesbian who just got her heart broken by a 31 year old DJ

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38M, Civil Servant with 5 kids and 2 marriages. It's my cake day and I'm ready to get roasted alive.

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22F who thinks she's cool cuz she just got her nose pierced and plays the harp

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I told my gf about this thread. She said dont spare her.

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Feeling like king now. Plz hit me hard like reality will do in a few days

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I feel roast proof

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I've been sick for almost a month. Please just end me.

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Roast the ginger

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I have an MBA I do nothing with. I work at a toy store in Cincinnati Ohio. My mom lied about who my dad was for 32 years. Cleanse me with fire.

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Work college fancied a go. 43 year old. Single. Oxford, UK. Go for it!

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No background, just roast me

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I'm a 30 Yr old married father of one. Been lurking on this subreddit for a while and time to join in!

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This guy thinks he's Keanu Reeves. Light him up

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26m. Still live with parent. I play Dungeons and dragons.

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27M Reupload due to missing meat tube

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You guys aren’t smart enough to roast an Ivy Leaguer but give me your worst.

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Broke, single, unemployed. Used colour on my moustache. Take me down a notch.

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My friend wants you to verbally abuse him. Make me cry, pussies.

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38 Male Sherlock Holmes Tobacco Pipe Smoking looking Fat Guy Neckbeard. Roast me. Bring it. I've heard it ALL. Be creative...

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Drunk at 3am have to be in class at 8am. 22 yo biology major. R-r-r-roast me extra toasty.

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23 y/o f. Do your best🙈

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19 years old, skipped out on college, currently living in LA, in an apartment with 4 other people, trying to make it as a musician. Please roast me I need it.

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I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.

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22F just a flat chested league player looking for a roast

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I opted to post this rather than study for my midterm

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20, thinks playing video games and watching anime makes me cool, put me in my place

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I'm actually scared of you guys! Hey mods, did i get this right this time?

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My (21) girlfriend wanted to be roasted. She's recently started studying classic literature, also she's a vegetarian. Bring it

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Here goes nothing.. (26F) Can only count on two people in my life for emotional support because I can't afford therapy; my husband and my mother, and one of them recently changed their number so I can't contact them. Dental Hygienist student, ex stripper, stay at home mom. Turn the heat up.

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Apparently my coworkers make fun of me behind my back. Cheer me up with good roasts.

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I ain’t afraid of no roast!!

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ROAST ME can't even get the sign upright! OC, 40+ woman working to stay fit!

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40 year old make up artist. Do your worst.

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Nurse doing a night shift and need a good roasting. Attending heart and lung surgical patients on one side and playing WoW in my cave on the other. Give it to me.

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It’s my birthday, roast me.

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a bunch of sad grad students in a lot of debt. roast us to crisps

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29 yr old cat lover looking for a roast

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The only interesting thing about me is the country I come from, which is invalid most of the time since I live on it.

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Just got back from my Union's Labor Day picnic. You know what they didn't have any of? Roast.

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27, enby, autistic with fucked up arms. Cancer tried to kill me, I tried to kill me. Try your best to kill me in the comments, peons.

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22y/o, I’m that 1% Filipino who CAN’T sing, dance and is not becoming a nurse. Happy Roasting!

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Group of friends on a Thurday night 18-22 years old.

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i’m not 13

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I work three jobs in the service industry, make me hate life more then they do.

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22F that loves male attention but can’t get any <3

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[24M]Just took a shower

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Mid 30s engineer. Even though my wife forgot my birthday yesterday, I've outgrown the insecurities of my 20s. Remind me why I was so insecure.

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Fortnite services are down and I have nothing to do. Entertain me!

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22F, stopped going to the gym, gained 5lbs & now im driving my moms minivan cause i was in a car accident

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19. Greatest accomplishment is getting the RoastMe sign to not be backwards in the mirror. Bring it.

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Roast a Champion

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Do your worst.. I think I can handle anything, prove me wrong 🤓

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25(m) work at a gas station give me your best shot

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Roast Me! 26, antisocial and a total kid at heart, do your worst!

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My dementia patient said I had a weird face, prove her right

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just turned 18. roast me uwu.

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31M. Perpetually tired but still can't sleep. Never had a GF, make me see why!

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3 years ago to this day, I made a Reddit account for the soul purpose of being roasted. I think you can all do better this time around.

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I'm 39 and can't figure out how to write words on backwards taking a selfie. Work in healthcare, drive a chevy volt, 0 close friends, this is me smiling. Come at me.

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My friend needs to learn what reddit is, 20 years old hasn't had his first kiss but got a lapdance from a black girl in 2017. Also enjoys the occasional cigarette.

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Just found out my girlfriend has a husband, make it hurt worse than that please

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26YO finance bro, unroastable. Try me.

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High as a kite, please bring me down. Yes, those are tattoos on my arm.

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Mid 40's, bald, hairy, 2 kids, dad bod, desk job. Bring it on.

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Bring it

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Make me want to drink the chemicals in my lab

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18, ugly, virgin, engineering student, depressed, uses paper plates instead of paper, saute me

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About to tell my parents I’m NOT going to med school. Roast me to toughen me up before they roast me.

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My friend lost a bet, roast him

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Hey Reddit! IDK how to properly roast people. Why don't you show me what a good roast is?

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I’m 19 and I rent furniture to people for a living. Please word murder me. thanks.

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22 year old female, still living with my parents, studying psychology in college, no boyfriend and very spiritual (crystals are my favorite)

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43m father of two girls, wife died of COVID in March. Do your worst.

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I graduated University with a Computing degree in June (with First Class Honours), yet didn't feel a single drop of joy. The only things keeping me from flying off the handle, are escapism and my families daily reminder that life is worth living. Roast me.

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21F. No friends and no self esteem. Dating a guy active on r/roastme. Go for it

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44m My Wife didn’t think I would post this pic, just stay away from my receding hairline

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18F, i stream minecraft, give me your best shot :)

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24(F) always wanted to do this, I’m excited...almost too excited

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18, unemployed, boyfriend told me not to post this because he doesn’t want me to cry. do your worst.

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I’m black and I noticed the black ugly mofos don’t get fairly roasted . I’m looking for some equal opportunity roasting

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19 y.o Electrician from Germany. Roast me like too much Ampere would do! ⚡⚡

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28 year old male sales exec. Deals, babes, and fast cars. You can’t catch this.

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The pretty boy of the office, help deflate the Ego! He wanted me to post this cause he's not worried

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i’m 24, my dad is a dead murderer, divorced at 21, 1 drunk night away from getting a smash mouth tattoo on my ass. roast me.

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My Step Dad got 1st place and I got last.

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22f. I've heard all the forehead and hairline jokes possible...or have I??

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I just turned 24, please roast me :)

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I got a spray tan and feel pretty. Give it your all.

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We are university students! Aged 21-25. We are analysing this page, roast us!

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Our sister is also his niece. can you guess which one of us is adopted, roast us if we aint crying you aint trying

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I've never been in a real relationship, I've not had sex in ten years, and my job doesn't respect the work I do. The only thing of note that I've done is write a book, and it took five years to do that, and it's still unpublished. Go nuts.

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18 and 21 healthcare workers roast us!

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Not trying to brag But, I've been banging white women since 1994

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Im officially on my 3rd medication that I'm trying. Remind me why I take them :c Roast me day 318/366

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For two years we’ve been looking, still no flaws, endless perfection!

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We both got our first haircuts since quarantine today, hers may be better than mine. Roast me day 192/366

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I eat popcorn for dinner and I haven’t showered in two weeks, please

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Let's go, make me kebab

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30M - My life is currently in such a downward spiral I don't even feel anything anymore. Prove me wrong.

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(F21) please roast the shit out of me thanks

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I have written whole entire poems about how much I hate myself, if you can hurt my feelings I’ll personally thank you.

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Roast my big head while I wait for my twin in the Target parking lot

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Pretending to be indigenous to Norway

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18F, i work at waffle house, and i have no will to live so make it good

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Roast me and my pizza face. 17 yrs

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18 year old chemistry student, played tennis for 11 years, in a wobbly relationship, enjoying my cake day. Ruin it for me.

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Do your worst. lol

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18f. make me cry.

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49m , bitter beer face ,obtained from experience with fake pressed oxy 30

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My boyfriend told me not to post this.

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Roast Me

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I dare you to try make me cry

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19yo single father who works at Walmart. Roast me ;)

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Lunchtime roasting anyone ?

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Friend wants to be roasted

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18M an upcoming rapstar, interested in politics, a true gigolo with big pp, do your worst

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Awake 48 hrs- fuck us up

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35M, it's my birthday. Single have been for the better part of a decade, never married, no kids, shit job, shit house, good dog, dead inside. Hobbies are video games(Star Citizen been my focus of late), bowling, movies, drinking, golf, and a good stogie every now and then

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