40, overweight, adult onset acne, lisp and out of F's to give! Roast me!

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newly engaged couple feeling on top of the world take us down a notch

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This is the reason I joined reddit. Go for it!

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I wanted to be a doctor to help people. 3 head injuries later I’m now too stupid to perform any type of surgery, but just stupid enough to pursue a streaming career. Roast me!

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This is my friend Dong, he is about to go play guitar in front of a bunch of people. Roast us! Day 16/366

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Been a long while, but I think I need to hear something new I didn’t know about myself. Let me hear it!

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I have albinism and want to get roasted, bring it on!

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Hey it's Merry Christmas not happy holidays; roast me libtards.

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Italian doctor (26) & German Biochem Student (20) - unroastable

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Socially awkward, insecure, 23 year old vet tech that likes animals more than people. Show me whatcha got!

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I’m on a 30h call shift trying get half an hour of sleep while waiting for the third admission tonight, just go for it

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I was on Dr Phil and beat the ranch, I can beat you too.

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I’m super happy because someone told me it’s my cake day. Now make me super sad.

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I am a 43 y/o virgin that lives in my moms basement, r/roast me

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ex junkie. been clean for 3 years, bring me down.

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Remember me? “Pigaso”? “Ugley Quinn”? “It’s no wonder her parents abused her”? “Username checks out”? I’m sure you’ve got lots more, so my holiday gift to you is my asymmetrical face. Go nuts.

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I’m a bloody handsome stud go all in

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20M recently promoted. Roast me like one of your french girls

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Lets see what you incels and neck beards think about some real men

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Go off

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My bully made me post this

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Roast me and my sister

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People say we look similar, so if you roast one of us do you technically roast both of us?

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Tell me a better insult than “you look like Mia Khalifa off of wish”

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Not expecting much, but do your worst

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ROAST ME , I’m from Brooklyn there is nothing I can say I haven’t already heard you corny 🌽 fucks

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27M I'm curious how thick my skin is give me what you got. Wanna be viking working at gamestop.

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Just turned 18, possibly homosexual and he drives a camaro that daddy bought

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Pls roast me, it's my bday today and I need something to laugh at

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My 22 year old manager needs to be humbled.

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Today is my 23rd birthday. Woke up to my gf spilling a whole coffee on my white sheets. Do your worst.

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Sleep deprived night shift nurse. Have at it.

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Good Afternoon Losers

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28y male, living in China, missing my homies back home (Same homies who are making me post this). Roast me?

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38.. Been an EMT and work in the public safety industry for 13 years now. I've been made fun of all my life so I'm used to it all. Want to see what ya got. P.S. - +100 points to anyone who can recognize me. I've been on Reddit before.

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19f, had a mental breakdown during quarantine, got a new haircut, roast me

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Humble me Reddit... 18f

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Roast me dudes

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I've got no original content to add to Reddit, so let's see if you can at least make someone laugh

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I can't be roasted

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Divorced, laid off, ex marine. Fuck him up guys.

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My friend wanted to get roasted. He’s a 4’11 broke man, who’s girl just broke up with him. He just recently turned 30 and he likes getting pegged.

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24, married, raising a toddler, supporting my family with >900€ per month, takes 100mg of Zoloft per day, just had an everything shower and a whole body shave for my husband to call me a skeleton and keep watching sopranos, yugoslavian war crimes documentary enyoyer

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I’m a straight theatre student.

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I just broke up with my Russian bf & now he’s rushin’ to other women. Y’all are menaces, let’s feel something!!!

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Just turned 20. I'm single, unemployed, and haven't washed my pants in a year. Do your best.

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Meet My buddy a 34 year old veteran from small town USA. He drinks Busch light by the 30. He camps, hunts and watches NASCAR. His cousin is an ex porn star and a picture of his genitalia in a hot dog bun was recently leaked. You couldn’t possibly make him feel worse reddit.

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38/M Felon, Cook at a billiards hall, 2 years clean from IV drug use, been feeling a little too confident lately. Bring me down a peg!

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pick me apart, I need to laugh myself to sleep

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skater, former stoner, engineering student. shred me.

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It was my birthday. I have a feeling I'm going to regret this 🤣. (Please don't roast my cat, he's sensitive.)

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22, been to prison, rehab, and a drop out living out his parents house.

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roast me (nicely??)

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18, tell me something i don’t know

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Just turned 25, nurse who thinks she’s cool. Dota player. Give me your best

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18F, Three weeks sober tomorrow. Make me wish I never quit

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So I'm almost 30, having a mid-life crisis and fighting a panic disorder. I

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find something better than queer or snowflake

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Can you tell we go to a liberal arts college?

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Do your worst

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In the hospital for epilepsy surgery & I have a shit ton of electrodes implanted into my brain stuffed under this giant turban to find my focal point once I seize! Take note of the fact that I have 10-20 a day at home but I do all this & I have yet to seize in 4 fucking days of being here 🙄 kill me

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M 23. Trying to see if my self-esteem can go any lower than it already is.

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My Friend is drunk, do your best

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About to go on a 16-hour flight. I'll need some roasts to read during the horrendous 2 hours check-out at the airport.

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Crippling debt. No career goals. My doctor called me fat this week. I spilled orange juice all over myself at breakfast. Give me one more reason to cry, I dare you

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no work at mcdonald’s on this fine tuesday, hit me with your best shot (fire awayyyyy)

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39 y/o, wife just left me with the kids who apparently aren’t even mine. Trying to hit rock bottom, give me your worst

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Drop out of high scool

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Just chillin at Dunkin’ Donuts

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No shirt and a bad haircut, he says bring your best prime roast!

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23 and probably gonna die alone. Let me know why

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23y, Diana, russian, still lives with her parents, single, just drove into a curb and lost 2 tires, shoulder dislocates easily

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Roast me shaggy comments are old I need something new to make me cry

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I'm here and ready to be roasted

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Roast my boyfriend and I. He's a poet and I love arts and crafts!

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roast my boy friend

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My friended wanted to see what y'all could come up with

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My brother thinks he cannot be roasted, make him regret it.

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I’m ready

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32F Married

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I’m 22 and I live in my parents guest house

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Hit with your best shot

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52M - father, disabled veteran, author, voice in the fight against multiple sclerosis After 25 years, MS has painfully distorted my body. My friends compliment me on how good I look. I love them but with the truth?

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Slow day at work and I ain't tried this yet

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26F. It's been 3 years, 30 pounds and an at home bleach dye job since I last posted here

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16y/o who's been called a lookalike of Bob Ross and Adolf Hitler, come on and destroy me

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Just bought my first trailer behind me. Smokin wife’ and I race dirt cars for a living. Do your best

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checking after i get off work

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Boredom strikes. Do your thing.

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19 yr old my second gap year

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21M just started my own company. Try and be more original than you look like Jesus

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21, F, let's see how creative you can get

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I'm 30, French, i'm an unsuccessful videographer with a myopathy. I really need to boost my self esteem.

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21F

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Just turned 18, destroy me before I destroy myself

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Pro: I've lost 20 pounds since I got to college. Con: Got rejected today. Make me feel something.

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Roast me I’m a vegan and I post nudes

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20 year old biology major. Go for it.

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I know i'm a pretty boy, so this one might be a bit tough for ya'll..

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18M big boned, college coming soon and a gamer. Do your worst.

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Turned 27 today! After Kicking out from first 3 jobs, few heartbreaks. Earlier this year I decided to move to different city. Turns out it's not easy to start from scratch

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Convinced my gf not to fear your roasts, make us regret

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Make me cry

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First you roasted my brother, now it's my turn

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Terrorist jokes are old. Give me something new.

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We built an offgrid cabin in Hawaii and have too many cats. Roast us!

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Round 2 let’s go - couple of years later...

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21 years old. Hasn't achieved anything in life except for being rejected by every girl he tries to talk to. Make him regret this.

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Working full time, going to school full time, training my dog and trying to stay afloat. I’m about 3/4 of a millimeter away from a mental breakdown. Send me over the edge.

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23F mum of 1, live alone, dating someone 10yrs older than me. Rip me to pieces.

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20, med school, never touched a girl, bench max 150 kilos

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22M/21F/19M (Left to right), All from Liverpool, roast me!

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My sister, 19 but looks 14, loves metal and being edgy. Thinks she roast herself better than you guys could. Prove her wrong.

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27 year old conspiracy-theory nutcase, borderline celibate, gets clothes at Walmart. Roast me

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My little sister could stand to be knocked down a few pegs. (F17)

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It is time. Go ham.

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Roast the last bit of happiness out of me

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33, Going through a Divorce, In debt

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F27. Give me cold shower of roasts, I’m sensitive to criticism, but have to become stronger. Also struggling learning driving a bit, so feel not good about myself

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I got tough skin and a tough attitude. You can't break me!

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Antidepressants, antipsychotic, epileptic, endoscopy, painful colonoscopy & 4 years old relationship broke. Who else is broke. I'm broke... You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow - Eminem. So go for it.

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can't believe I made it but I just turned 27 today, hurt me all you can

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My girlfriend just left me, do your worst...

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21m, have autism, still havent lost my virginity, dancer, gamer, worst eye sight in my family, no drivers license yet. tear me up

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Half Mexican and I made it out the hood, went bald at 17.

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[31 M] I feel unroastable when I’m behind the booth at my favorite club! Bring me down a few pegs?

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