23, bi, poly, and genderfluid, I’m a psychiatry researcher, gonna be working with kids soon so it’s time to get used to getting roasted all the time - do your worst!2yr ⋅ begaydoscience ⋅ r/RoastMe
30yo, high school dropout, living in my mothers basement, stuck in the cooking industry. hit me.3yr ⋅ ayoh10 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Atleast i got a job unlike most of you cunts #telemarkering #unroastable4yr ⋅ snipersnorre ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend here is a software engineer; the only girl in the team. For some reason, she's eager to get rOaStEd!5yr ⋅ chiraggsam ⋅ r/RoastMe
30 M, getting married in a month, Star Wars fan and drive a Jeep Wrangler. Doing this with a friend to see who gets it worse. Let er fly3yr ⋅ starwars1138 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My 21 y/o sister thinks that Reddit is for babies and thinks she cannot be roasted. Burn her to the ground!4yr ⋅ Not-A-Dead-Joke ⋅ r/RoastMe
27 years young. Trucker. Bad month and bad health. Give me your best shot. Keep in mind I’ve herd a lot being a f/ trucker! Good luck.3yr ⋅ Zartheona ⋅ r/RoastMe
Trans-woman, engineer, 6'1 giant, forever alone, still listens to ska. Lost everything but my dick (november!) and my dignity - burn me to the ground.5yr ⋅ jessica_ftw ⋅ r/RoastMe
23 y/o wannabe emo with daddy issues. This make-up is probably the most significant thing I've completed in my life. Help me wash it off with tears.4yr ⋅ chaoticxcatto ⋅ r/RoastMe
Almost 20yo college dropout. Only legal citizen of wetbacks. I hang out with my chickens too much. Had a relationship with a 34 year old addict who turned homeless. Messed me up bad3yr ⋅ suvinuji ⋅ r/RoastMe
i’m 31, i’m almost 2 years sober, and my dog is my only friend. make me cry.1yr ⋅ fartficionado ⋅ r/RoastMe
My wife just left me, because I wasn't good enough. Reddit, give me some truth.4yr ⋅ Gallagher202 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m running for local public office and currently polling under 1%. Roast me!3yr ⋅ Julio974 ⋅ r/RoastMe
23F, call center rep, nothing you say can hurt me more than my parents did lol3yr ⋅ failedcopingskills ⋅ r/RoastMe
18m 6'3 Norwegian who loves kittens and death metal, in that order. Been a while since I've seen a good roast on here, so why don't y'all try a bit harder for this one?4yr ⋅ gitartruls01 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Girlfriend lost a bet, she thinks she’s too hot to get roasted. Have at it.3yr ⋅ Colejohnson88 ⋅ r/RoastMe
22f, Just broke up with my bf and crying in the office bathroom is my new hobby2yr ⋅ h_al_ah ⋅ r/RoastMe
Currently studying MBBS eager to read all the terrorist comments pls do your worst3yr ⋅ darshloveshentai ⋅ r/RoastMe
24f - Now there’s only one word beginning with V that can describe me..1yr ⋅ HailHydragen ⋅ r/RoastMe
21 years old and 161 cm tall. Looking forward to studying my bachelor and probably failing. Make me regret it3yr ⋅ olivia_h19 ⋅ r/RoastMe
so... my girlfriend is officially moving in with me. My place has never looked better! Roast me day 196/3664yr ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
Ive spent half my life mansplaining Google to business owners. Roast me plz.3yr ⋅ jakeinmn ⋅ r/RoastMe
19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings5yr ⋅ spicyvaginataco ⋅ r/RoastMe
19yo, just got tested for covid, the results will be in a few hours, wish me luck. also i’m having a lot of health issues due to my stress and i hope that making fun of myself will make me feel better.3yr ⋅ blackcoconutdm ⋅ r/RoastMe
It’s my 30th birthday, I still live at home with my parents and I’m as single as a Pringle! Do your worst!2yr ⋅ KarmaMaggie ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just had open heart surgery five days ago to remove a tumor on my heart. This is my first attempt at a smile since I was cracked open. I'm in so much pain and feel like no one is going to want me with this scar. So just put me out of my misery now and let's get it over with. I beseech you.2yr ⋅ xologo ⋅ r/RoastMe
[23] Only recently been confident enough to take pictures without a filter, change my mind2yr ⋅ Ririenne ⋅ r/RoastMe
Insecure Indian girl who works in a lab. Second roast me post, bored at work, roast me?4yr ⋅ majonee15 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I expect to hear things I haven’t already heard in high school. Gourmet deep fry my ass.4yr ⋅ TheSavageHybrid ⋅ r/RoastMe
(28F) try your best roasting, but please don’t use generic bullshit :D I’ve been planning to upload a photo here for a while...3yr ⋅ Slight-Succotash-662 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Bought discount Valentine's Day candy to make myself feel better after walking in on my dad masturbating. Guess it's time to move out after 25 years in the basement. Go ahead and roast me, Reddit!4yr ⋅ joejoebuckbuck ⋅ r/RoastMe
I was a high school wrestling star 12 years ago. I think I can still take anyone in high school. Roast me.3yr ⋅ Fair-Bar8487 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Got banned from 4chan and now I don't have anywhere to go to get bullied. It's been a week since someone told me to kill myself and I'm getting too uppity. I'm a full-time meme painter and I smell like I look.5yr ⋅ watchpaintdrytv ⋅ r/RoastMe
Lifeguarding at an empty pool for 7 hours, give me something to laugh at5yr ⋅ SorranTheGrey ⋅ r/RoastMe
Both just turned 18. Spend more time on games than willing to admit. Roast us!3yr ⋅ MidnightTMorn ⋅ r/RoastMe
Girlfriend of a year, who I thought I'd marry someday, broke up with me and I'm losing my hair faster than I can say erectile dysfunction. I also have the body of a pubescent 12 year old, despite being 37, and am in the process of reenacting the movie Grandma's Boy. Do your worst you pit of vipers!4yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/RoastMe
23 years old. Can't get a job because I refuse to change my hair. Had a dream last night that I shit my pants while trying to initiate sex.4yr ⋅ theflowerintheattic ⋅ r/RoastMe
31M Alcoholic that still works in level-entry retail. Feeling good today!3yr ⋅ heart_grinder ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m an Aussie pornstar going through some stuff and I want to laugh about how shit life is at the mo 😂 I feel like my job should make it easy for you3yr ⋅ charlsforde ⋅ r/RoastMe
25 m disabled, TBI, SCI, TBPI, amputee, spine surgery, a few arm surgeries, live at my dads, no job, no girlfriend. ROAST ME! Yes, that’s my own articulated hand. 1mo ⋅ klebrit ⋅ r/RoastMe
Two STEM majors that don’t leave the house. Give them your best, reddit.3yr ⋅ peachymozart ⋅ r/RoastMe
My coworkers and I got to dress up. I made it easy for you!! Ruin my Halloween.4yr ⋅ dg327 ⋅ r/RoastMe
6’9 Ex-professional basketball player. Besides being washed up, I’m invincible. Roast me3yr ⋅ Casholah ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend is selling his house, quitting his job, getting rid of everything he owns and is going to try to live a budgetted life while couch surfing. Please, please light him up.5yr ⋅ Poppyspacekitten ⋅ r/RoastMe
climbed to the top of the mountain for WiFi so I could upload this. Roast me day 178/3664yr ⋅ icrispyKing ⋅ r/RoastMe
(22f) There are two words beginning with V that can describe me, roast meeeeee2yr ⋅ HailHydragen ⋅ r/RoastMe
21 y.o Data Scientist & Digital Analyst from Turkey. Give me your best, Reddit!3yr ⋅ nowatrueredhead ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm an Electrical and Computer engineering student without the discipline to succeed in quarantine. Say something shocking.4yr ⋅ uns3riously ⋅ r/RoastMe
F34. Starting to go through a midlife crisis. Bird mom to 18 ducks & chickens. Into Star Trek, baking, and gardening. My skin is literally paper thin thanks to a chronic illness that I have, which is almost as thin as it figuratively is. (In other words, insult me and I will cry).3yr ⋅ orchidmoonlitshadow ⋅ r/RoastMe
20f used to be an escort, childhood trauma galore, mental issues max. my ex chose his family over me and my self esteem has been shot ever since though it always was negligible. give me a reason to down the vodka2wk ⋅ pinacoladathrowup ⋅ r/RoastMe
23, got dumped for being pretty with no ideas. Make me feel worse, please.3yr ⋅ thewhistlepiggy ⋅ r/RoastMe
Posted the trainee the other day he called me a pussy for not taking part so here Iam3yr ⋅ zombiestev3 ⋅ r/RoastMe
19 year old gamer. Amateur cosplayer, weeb, and a huge comic/manga nerd. Give it to me good.3yr ⋅ jesterboomdog27 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Step-father doesn’t care about being roasted, show him that he should.3yr ⋅ the_booox_ghost ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m 31, French, still single, trying to be a successful film director. Go ahead, roastez-moi.3yr ⋅ NabahatKiddo ⋅ r/RoastMe
Just saw a recent post here and want to provide more easy-to-roast content. Any teeth jokes left? [25m]2yr ⋅ Refereeeee ⋅ r/RoastMe
34/m, disabled Vet finally made some upward movement after 8 years with the company. Help me celebrate my cake day with some funny roasts4yr ⋅ Heathenmed ⋅ r/RoastMe
24 years old and 12 days post heart transplant. They say laughter can make a bad situation better. Give it to me!4yr ⋅ paulcain95 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My 7th grader got made fun of at school today. He didn't want to tell me because he thought I might not understand. Reddit, please help me show him how to take the burn!5yr ⋅ Nater84 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend sucks at fantasy football. Here's one of his punishments. Get him!4yr ⋅ hittingindianone ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a 20 year old male. Who is very autistic, very ADHD and my eyes are wonky as hell. Do your worst snowflakes :) 🌈🌈🌈3yr ⋅ KingOfRaccoons69 ⋅ r/RoastMe
When you’re dedicating 4 years of your life to be an art major but now AI can outdraw you in a few seconds and 10x better.11mo ⋅ lepipss ⋅ r/RoastMe
Quit meth and replaced it with dumplings. Gained almost 100 lbs in a year. I don't even have a good personality to make up for it.5yr ⋅ Nonsense_Addict ⋅ r/RoastMe
Roast Reddits Official App because they dont know how to make a good one.11mo ⋅ I_PUNCH_INFANTS ⋅ r/RoastMe
Been working in a max security prison for 5 years and counting. See if you can do better than the inmates.3yr ⋅ Panda_Shark505 ⋅ r/RoastMe
19F gained a lot of confidence last year, I think I can handle this. Give me your worst!1yr ⋅ ItsTakenAnyway ⋅ r/RoastMe
I broke a vertebrae and have been high on hash cookies for the last six weeks. Put my pain tolerance back in check.5yr ⋅ ThunderDragn666 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Other than my wig falling apart, tell me why I was right about quitting cosplay.5yr ⋅ Uncosample ⋅ r/RoastMe
17, broke my back jumping off an 85 foot cliff into water. My girlfriend is making me get roasted for being a dumbass6yr ⋅ Thefucklest ⋅ r/RoastMe
17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all.5yr ⋅ MufasaQuePasa ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm 22, college educated, work out consistently, and my parents love each other, do your worst5yr ⋅ Skywalker7671 ⋅ r/RoastMe
20M, single, dishwasher by day, cs go amateur by night, show me what you got3yr ⋅ ThiccBoyZac ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend can't get a boyfriend. She picks fights on Tinder, barely leaves the house and has a really high pitched voice. Why can't she get a boyfriend? Help her out, guys!2yr ⋅ obviouslyyyy ⋅ r/RoastMe
Biggest accomplishment of my life is a 36 on the ACT. 6 years later I’m living with my parents and working at a salad shop for minimum wage. I was sent home by a 19 year old manager for making salads too slowly. Reddit, toss my salad!5yr ⋅ Ojhumblerumble ⋅ r/RoastMe
20M, YouTuber and Streamer, The handwriting is indicative of a deeper personality flaw4yr ⋅ F1nn5ter-reddit ⋅ r/RoastMe
lost 40+ lbs this year, 30+ days porn free, just got friendzoned by the girl I've been dating for over 2 months. End me.4yr ⋅ heinelujah ⋅ r/RoastMe
Toast me bitches. Please avoid fat jokes unless they are original, I’ve heard them all.5yr ⋅ SDmedia9 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Tommorow 21m single collage student with ambition of being a teacher, give me your worst1yr ⋅ thotiloli ⋅ r/RoastMe
Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of them5yr ⋅ Sphamuel ⋅ r/RoastMe
Oh man, I just know this is gonna be good. My third roast me, it’s been a while but now I’m almost done with Bar school, roast away3yr ⋅ marrieqc ⋅ r/RoastMe
I'm a lazy, socially awkward college student. Pretty sure I'm gonna die poor and alone. Give it your best shot4yr ⋅ missbitterness ⋅ r/RoastMe
