10000 best r/roastme images on Pholder | Just got married, feeling myself. Hoping you can bring down my ego

Just got married, feeling myself. Hoping you can bring down my ego

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F21 I cut my bangs and I regret it, do your thing

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My dad has given me a total of 55k+ to have a better life in California. Ended up selling nudes on Reddit while working on a Nursing Degree. Roast me enough to stop using this app.

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Top 1% in Rocket League, top 99% in attractiveness.

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Been on this site for exactly one year. Baked a cake on my cake day to celebrate. First post ever. I'm a 22 year old broke guy who lives with his dad. Roast me like the pig I am.

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Long time fan. Finally decided to let me get roasted. Do your worst!

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25 and still live at home. Also I don’t sleep. Torch me.

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22 year old mathematics major. Let me have it

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This roast is part of my exposure therapy to help with my overwhelming fear of rejection and criticism. Please be as cruel as possible to help cure me!

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24, unstable in every capacity, self deprecating.. do me dirty.

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On holiday with my ex, say something she hasn’t

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29F, commercial pilot, already having my mid life crisis. Make me regret posting this

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My friend wants to be roasted, lynch him

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(24 nb) linecook, vegan, loser. Make me regret this.

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I sold out for Chicken Wings

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From Russia, maybe that will help you with a good joke :)

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Don't hold back.. I might regret this

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My friend F22 wants to get roasted for her birthday

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22F with diabetes, let me hear something new

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I’m a university student going into my 5th year with no job, no money and a severe drinking problem.

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Both my grandparents died earlier this year

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My friend wanted to try this. She’s 19 and a theater student in college. Have fun!

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Don't just roast me. Make me feel the burn

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Roast me Reddit.

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Completely obliterate what’s left of my self esteem.

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20/m with sub-zero temps—university closed but still at work Roast Me.

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Tear me to pieces

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20 year old university students doing useless degrees. Roast us?

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I pour the milk before the cereal, I write in cursive just to be a dick to teachers. I once submitted a 10 page essay in comic sans. Give me what I deserve. Also roast my makeup all you like, I know it’s shite.

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38yo Security Officer. Do your worst. I'm not scared.

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I’m a bartender and my last bar fight she kept calling me Harry Potter.

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my gf broke up with me today after 22 months - make me feel worse!

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It's Monday and I'm dead inside, please hurt me so I can feel something

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The fireplace isn't enough to roast me.

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22f....i have a bad feeling i’m gunna regret this lmfao

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21 F accounting student, jazz musician, and onlyfans babe. Do your worst.

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Feeling kinda low lately. Think you can get me down(er)? Roast me pls. I need to develop some thick skin.

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Mr. Clean....Howie Mendel....come on, be original. ROAST ME LOSERS

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19, black metal enthusiast🖤

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25F aspiring comedian. Make me give up on my dreams.

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24m, my birthday is next month, destroy my self esteem, I bet you can't.

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I’m a 36 yo tattoo artist and I can’t sleep. Do your thing

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Just some nerdy roommates. We own 7 plants which surprisingly are all still alive. She (21) cosplays and thinks she's funny while most people don't. For myself (25), I work and study besides. The photo she's holding is from last Halloween.

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Feeling beefy 💪🏻

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32(m) recently married, licensed counselor, been feeling good about myself, put me in my place

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Y’all know what to do.

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Groomsmen wouldn't roast me at my bachelor party. Hit me with your worst.

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I'm a full time Magician performing at adult parties. Give me depression that I can't just make disappear with my magic!

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18M i have a god complex and no selfsteem at the same time, try your best

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Make my Wife Cry. She finished her Nursing studies. Newly married.

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29f - everything’s is going good so I should get brought down a few pegs

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F29 roast me hard

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[19M] I need some lightheartedness in my life, after being fired from my first job. Also I need a haircut. Rip me a new one!

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3 Stupid Ass Freshman, University of Alabama, Do your worst

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Remember the methed up leprechaun roast a few days ago? Well I’m his “smokin’ wife”. It’s my turn to cry myself to sleep this time. Let’s go!

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just started dating, thought this couldn't possibly be a bad idea

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Stopped working and got glasses, roast me

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I found out my wife was cheating on me, now I don't think I can feel worst, Prove me wrong.

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19. Writer. English/Philosophy Major. Forever Alone. I've heard it all.

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Roast me like one of your French girls (31f)

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24. Quit my job and broke up with my girlfriend before all this to pursue music with my band and work in the weed industry. Now I can’t find work and and am sleeping on my friends couch. Wreck me you quarantined fucks:)

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Hi, I'm 20 today, and posting again to have some fun. Other than failing my exams and not entering medical school I'm fresh out of a break up. Beat me more than how life is beating me right now.

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Second year in senior year and I still have all Fs with only a month left, let me have it.

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Just turned 22, Homeless, recently quit drugs, No job, not even my parents want me around, take your best shot (shouldn’t be hard)💀😭🤣

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20, multi skilled tutor teaching Maths and English full-time. Please I beg make your insults funnier than anything a learner has already said!

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30 year old who still thinks she’s 18 do your worst

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