19F, go ahead!!

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Exams start tomorrow and I'm [19M] actually feeling prepared for once. Humble me.

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Artist and vanlifer on hiatus. give me hell.

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38/M thuglife desert exile;couldn’t touch me last time-try again

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23M, Aspy, Art enthusiast, Hardcore Zelda/Pokemon fan, Avid Yu-Gi-Oh! Player. Have at it, I also like to cook!

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22F Got no self-confidence, yet can't take criticism. Roast me 'till I'm numb to it all

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I’m a 19 yr old girl. Be as creative as possible

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Roast me or smth. Be harsh🤌

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Just handed a GM spot of a new restaurant. Take me down a peg.

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male 19. IT worker and massive gamer. also lazy af. mess me up more than my ex.

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26m, unemployed, still live with my parents, only ever been with one girl and she left me for my brother, heavy Marijuana user. Have at it 🤣

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Roast me. Age 24, mom of two and pregnant.

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I’m 30(m) got rejected by my 55 year old neighbor who is a lesbian now. Roast me harder than the sun is doing to me in my car:

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21y female let's gooooo

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18 and just finishing highschool. No clue what I'm doing afterward

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I am 100 days sober tomorrow my ego is too high

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Please roast the fuck out of me. I already have a low self esteem hehe

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I just turned 39 years old last week, I’m married with two kids! Hit me with your best shot!

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i lost my virginity.

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I drink cheap beer and play fortnite everyday. You cannot hurt me more than my shitty life.

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My first gf in years friendzoned me after saying she loved me. Ruin me!

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19 F. knock me down a peg.

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Just failed university, think I need a roasting

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F22, 2nd year student and Subway addict. Ruin me pls

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Lay it on me losers. Let's see what you got.

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Bet you can’t cause more emotional damage than my mom did

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My brother in-law thinks he’s a snack. Eat me’ up boys!

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i think im awesome anyone looking to humble an emo :3

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Can’t take a better photo. I am at the back of my class at my university. Entertain me

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Roast me fellas or ill do your mom

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It’s my cake day so let’s see what you got

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19. Undergraduate art history major.

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20F. Having been accepted to 5 biomed graduate programs, I’m back to be humbled. *Tell me I’m flat if you’re not creative*

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(M50) Roast my dad he wants to have fun

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33 year old virgin wizard here. Roast me! Roast me like well done beef.

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19, nobody roasted me last time I posted

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20 y/o computer science student and a drummer. College just started so bring it!

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It's 3am and I'm procrastinating going to bed.

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Just turned 21 and and I call my dog my daughter. Nothing can get me down. Try your best. ROAST ME.

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cold and bored on my break, give it your best shot

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Go.

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Roast us!

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My wife is pissing me off...maybe you can turn it around for me <3

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20F let’s see what you’ve got

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55 worst year of my life! Just divorced, completely broke. Do your worse!

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I’m lookin for a girlfriend, but they always ghost me, why?

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me and my girlfriend both have a few insecurities, give us more.

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Hit him harder than your dad

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Thickest skin on the planet. Have fun.

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Celebrating my cake day on reddit. Try me.

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21 year old college dropout and full time server. Vegan and autistic. Give me your worst.

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Try it Reddit! Kill my ego!

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31, divorced, amputee, cancer surviver. Hurt me worse than life already has.

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20NB, im an artist with bipolar, autism, and a dead mom. im not in college and i plan on being a tattoo artist. hurt my feelingns

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18m, finishing high school in 4 days, before going to film school. Thought you guys could do better than all the typical skinny jokes. Give it to me now!!

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Go all in boys

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Having a good time,, drinking beer,, off work,, had a great Easter,, the king is back to rock

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Mid 30s bartender manchild living alone. I have way too many video games and comic books for a man my age. And yes, I pity the fool.

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Tried experimenting with my hair. fuck my shit up, reddit

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Roast me

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It’s been awhile since my last roast, let’s get it again!

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I’m addicted to Pokemon, I’m a stepdad to a biracial baby boy, and I’m in love with my elementary school sweet heart

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Your mom's roast is better. Pass the gravy. Let's go.

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Channeling my inner Barbie today. Tell me why I keep getting cheated on!!

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As I am perfect in every conceivable way, I expect you to lash out in jealousy. Yes, I am a fat, toothless redneck but more than that, I am amazing. Everything I touch turns to gold and I have the most loyal friends on earth. You wish you were me, but you're not. Make your feeble attempts LOL

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32, fat, no boyfriend. Roast me until I get skinny 🤣

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I’m just an autistic 26F in need a distraction while my grandpa is undergoing heart surgery. Don’t let me down.

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It’s my bachelor party. Do your worst.

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22 year old Starbucks barista born and raised in New England. 2nd post here.

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Apparently I look like the guy from Ratatouille. Roast me!

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Do your thing

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I'm 33, didn't have a date in ten years, I live alone with two cats and I want to die

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I didn't mean to hold the sign upside down. Pretty much my whole life is an accident though, so I'm gonna roll with it.

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Just got published in the New Yorker. Make today a bad memory.

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23M I’m a Chad, I know

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(30m) trynna lose weight. make me lose life. bonus points if u can do it without being racist.

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one gummi later...

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I'm 25 and still have a 9pm curfew - roast me.

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32m, balding, obese, single. let's see if yall can roast me worst than life already has

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Sister thinks she's unroastable...

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7 foot tall brothers,we wanna be roasted to death

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New to this sub. 22F. Have At It

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My girlfriend said today that she is a lesbian. I need to now what made her

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Just told my dad I’m going to art school. Give me all you’ve got, Reddit.

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30 y/o virgin. i love star wars. do your worst

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45, Marine Veteran, huge geek, business owner, husband & father. Make me hate my life.

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[19M] I’ve been called an embryonic egg on a body before. Do your worst.

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Give me your best shot

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I give full permission so roast away.

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18M, feeling good take me down a peg

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19, just joined a band rock band today do your worst

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[23/M/Netherlands] Feeling bored, so let's have some fun!

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18F film student. You can't hurt me

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Roast me

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Let's try something new, 21, unemployed, muslim

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25, unemployed, This is my first time be nice

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28-year-old woman just now getting into makeup with no idea what I'm doing

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I’m almost 30 and it’s all downhill from here. Humble me with some crispy roasting!

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Just got rid of my depression, lets fix that!

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Got kicked out of my band AND dumped over the weekend. Bring me lower bitches

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I'm 19 and still have braces, do your worst

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Just turned 18 2 days ago. Give it your all.

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Try your best mate I KNOW YOU CAN'T! I'm PERFECT

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25 yo comedian from turkey as if it isn’t enough pls roast me

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(23M) English film graduate, currently unemployed and on holiday in a villa. Hot blonde girlfriend of eight years says I am unroastable, do your worst incels.

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19F korean : )

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My buddy (18m) just made another useless purchase though he's got less money than this Subreddit's launch date . He doesn't think he needs a job because he Lives at home so there is no point but is willing to try and get one if y'all can give him a good enough reason to. FIRE AWAY.

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He gets roasted daily in the group chat. We wanna open the floor for the internet.

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Im 21, ending uni soon. Do your worst.

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20M-5'6 I wanna know why girls don't want me.

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