What do you mean, “just because something ‘was’ before doesn’t mean it ‘forever will be’”??1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Remember when politics were just boring, and not really f***ing weird??2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
From a religiously-charged argument about letting in Afghan Refugees2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Let the parents decide, not some politician. NOO!!! Wait! Not like THAT!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sometimes, I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans think they are2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Everything is a conspiracy if you can’t wrap your head around anything4mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
It’s either 1776 and “We hold these truths to be self evident” OR 1787 and “We the people”. Sincerely, an actual professor.👨🏫1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You’re already producing deepfakes and lying your @ss off about the war. Why not?2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Betcha’ a million bucks: if it keeps happening every time, they’ll stop. “The devil...the prowde spirite...cannot endure to be mocked.”2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
High school girl faces death threats, bullying when school board Karen publicly (and falsely) outs her as trans due to her larger frame, short hair. (Link in comments)2mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/facepalm
“MiSs mE wiTH tHaT LeSsER of 2 eViLs, i dRaW tHe LiNe aT gEnoCiDe” YEAH, that’s PRECISELY WHY I’m voting for the lesser of two evils!2mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There are at least 10 other Bible verses about helping foreigners in need, but I figured I’m writing a clap-back, not a sermon.3mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
W... T... F... was... wrong... with... 19c. children’s book authors?? (Images from SrGrafo)1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/dankmemes
I have never felt a stronger urge to KARATE CHOP the table with my FACE, than reading the comment sections of hip-hop articles about Kanye now1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
“Satan is more powerful” ~Trump Supporters... apparently...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Odd how consent magically makes all sorts of things acceptable🤔3mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Odd... for a guy who’s “the same” as Trump, Trump-voters sure HATE Biden with a bona-fide obsession and are hell-bent on his defeat 🤔1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Me: “Black Ariel🧜🏿♀️ is the nontroversy to END ALL nontroversies!” Lizzo: “Hold my beer...”🍺1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
Wow, it’s as if authorities AND agitators could be either good or evil depending on a variety of circumstances...🤯2mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Isn’t your generation the reason refrigerators can be opened from the inside?5mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
WTF are kids with deadly peanut allergies supposed to do?! Suck it up??7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/facepalm
I actually had to leave out even more military holidays for the sake of space!6mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
And before you argue, “only rich and famous people can get in in the first place”, tell that to the waitstaff, cameramen, security, stage technicians...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Believe it or not, not that long ago, conservative comedy wasn’t even political1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“If they’re allowed to investigate TRUMP, they’re allowed to investigate YOU!” isn’t the “let that sink in” moment they think it is...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I know half of the people who see this will neither believe, nor Google it...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you realize flexing at thieves will just be misread as “FREE GUN”!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Bro’s gonna be so disappointed if he ever gets a girl in bed; like, literally ANY girl.1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/NotHowGirlsWork
You mean the free-market means people can choose NOT to buy from me??!!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
As a 5’10” guy, I’m frequently left wondering whether I’m good enough to a complete stranger on Tinder who’s opinion shouldn’t even matter...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/meme
whY BiDeN nO wAVe🧚 da’ mAGic wANd🪄🦄 thAT sToP aLL BAd tHinG iN da’ wORLd?🌎1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So... I guess there are no real tests for any illnesses at all?8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Fun fact: CRT is only taught in grad school. As an elective. At only a few universities...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
I’d be saying the same if it were any of Trump’s kids, and no amount of drugs in frame would make it more relevant; they’re not in any public office1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
W... T... F... was... wrong... with... 19c. children’s book authors?? (Images from SrGrafo)1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/HolUp
Turns out politicizing safety measures during an ongoing disaster isn’t a winning strategy1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
Was I absent on “Democrats Hate Top Gun, Because Reasons Day”, or are they just making stuff up again??2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
PragerU attempts to smear CRT. Unknowingly validates its core point3yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
I’d be saying the same if it were any of Trump’s kids, and no amount of drugs in frame would make it more relevant; they’re not in any public office1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Step 1: Post to your favorite Rightbook group and wait🎣 ... Step 2: Thank every transphobe for becoming an ally!❤️🏳️⚧️8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AccidentalAlly
Meanwhile, one-issue voters (for an issue🇵🇸 that Trump and his supporters are infinitely worse on): “tHeY’Re thE sAMe!!”1wk ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Anti-r@p3 pants” increase your chances of getting r-worded about 3-fold 🤦♂️1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
Turns out, a good guy with a football tackle is also surprisingly effective!2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
If you actively choose to sit this election out, you deserve whatever inevitably comes next and I won’t shed a tear for you1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
This ISN’T an episode! He’s been making insanely racist statements for YEARS!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
And before you argue, “only rich and famous people can get in in the first place”, tell that to the waitstaff, cameramen, security, stage technicians...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
And that his fanboys will call it a 5-D chess move for everyone’s inability to understand why this was actually a win7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you’d replaced one of those humans with a dog, the internet would’ve been sadder about it. You know I’m right.11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Russia🇷🇺 has a history of plans not working out as they thought🤦♂️2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
Sometimes, I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans think they are2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
PSA: You can skip the choosing process, but you CAN’T skip swallowing EVERY LAST MORSEL of whatever gets chosen!6mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Rittenhouse’s supporters are TEARING HIM TO SHREDS in Tucker Carlson Interview comments after he admits he actually supports BLM movement overall and that there IS systemic injustice against POC.2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
You mean ANYONE who commits a crime should be held accountable for their own actions?!!11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Almost like one side doesn’t literally worship their own like a buncha’ North Koreans🇰🇵11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Made this after rewatching the Dr. Seuss original as an adult...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/technicallythetruth
Kid Rock trying to stay relevant by saying nothing at no one in particular, but loudly2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Wait til they find out the MEXICAN MILITARY🇲🇽 was deployed into the US after Katrina; they’re gonna start flipping tables!8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/facepalm
Last I checked, we were supposed to be the body-positive ones1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
The biggest foreign sower of Q misinfo is very tough, and not super fragile and thin-skinned...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
And because this is the internet where idiots don’t catch satire, /s11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Plot twist: it has nothing to do with her! She just sat in a subway full of happy guys enjoying each others’ company🤷♂️1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Step 1: share with your transphobic circle of choice. Step 2: watch them argue themselves into a pretzel that CIS athletes don’t belong in women’s sports2wk ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AccidentalAlly
The “F your feelings” crowd sure is having some loud feelings now1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Over a thousand comments both mocking AOC saying she got sexually assaulted AND threatening her with more sexual assault3yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
And could it not be so angry? With all the guns and explosions?🤬💥1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Making this probably earned me a spot on the FBI watchlist, so it BETTER gimme some F**KING karma!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/YUROP
Dear Conservates: It’s either 1776 and “We hold these truths to be self-evident” OR 1787 and “We the people”. Sincerely, an actual professor👨🏫1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch