Other people’s kids is a surprisingly great form of birth control2mo ⋅ My_Memes_Will_Cure_U ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
'Im tired of being responsible for something that is entirely my resposibility.'10mo ⋅ Master1718 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Fpat Earthers Make Me Happy Because I Know I'm Not A Complete Failure7mo ⋅ svrmster103 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Idk if this has been posted before, but I love his little smile8mo ⋅ twinkletoes_44 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle4mo ⋅ Geocacher123 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
The fact that this dude even has an audience is honestly beyond me5mo ⋅ thissaccount ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
This is not your business there is a something to consider, you and your boss do illegal things every day...3mo ⋅ Powerfulwoman20 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Honestly wish I had this comeback with half the idiots Ive been with.7mo ⋅ shay_143 ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Also: If blue was actually red, the electoral map would look way different.5mo ⋅ ErraticDragon ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Twice the dad jokes. That poor child... Someone call CPS.3mo ⋅ My_Memes_Will_Cure_U ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
This is SO true. When I was teaching preschool, another teacher came in to serve them lunch and told my whole class of THREE year olds that they needed to eat and could not talk.7mo ⋅ johnmory ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Sadio Mane taught his criticizers a lesson after they judged him for using a cracked phone as a rich person1yr ⋅ WomanNotAGirl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
The world would be a better place if everyone just followed the metric system.1yr ⋅ Inaerius ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
