Odd that military funding magically became something they cared the MOMENT it was employed for actual defense8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Aaand now she has covid😢. Turns out omicron is very non-partisan🤦♂️2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you realize flexing at thieves will just be misread as “FREE GUN!”1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
We will NOT COMPLY with anti-science propaganda misframed as as a social issue!8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Making this probably earned me a spot on the FBI watchlist, so it BETTER gimme some F**KING karma!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
The new buzzword to weaponize for people who don’t know what words mean2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
They remind me of cats who see a bowl full of food and see an empty bowl because of its not spilling over the brim.7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Believe it or not, he wasn’t always a walking parody of himself...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Wait til they find out the MEXICAN MILITARY🇲🇽 was deployed into the US after Katrina; they’re gonna start flipping tables!8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
Real Marvel fans know Thor got officially (as in by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby themselves) Rule 63ed only 15 years after Thor’s first appearance2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Meanwhile, one-issue voters (for an issue🇵🇸 that Trump and his supporters are infinitely worse on): “tHeY’Re thE sAMe!!”3wk ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
the only way to hold democrats accountable for their part in the genocide is to... [checks notes]... crank the genocide into high gear...1wk ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Thumbs-up guy thinking they were taking pics because he’s cool2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
PSA: You can skip the choosing process, but you CAN’T skip swallowing EVERY LAST MORSEL of whatever gets chosen!7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
VOTE and ORGANIZE, you frikking morons! They’ve been organizing for 3 years. And yes, you CAN still run for president from prison.11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
We’ve finally come full circle: cisgender women aren’t “real women” either!1mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Remember the good old days... when controversies were about things that happened?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Odd that military funding magically became something they cared the MOMENT it was employed for actual defense8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
So... I guess there are no real tests for any illnesses at all?8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Dice for an ancient Korean drinking game, inscribed with commands like “Chug it all and dance” or “Sing a song”. Around 750 AD, Gyeongju National Museum3yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/gaming
It’s gotta be exhausting, viewing the guy you voted for as your God-Emperor👑 who’s HONOR you must DEFEND🗡🛡... rather than just some doofus in a suit and tie who was the best of only TWO options.2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Survivorship bias: How come no kids had deadly food allergies when I was a kid?🤔1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/facepalm
“Russia never reduced their troop-presence near Kyiv or Chernihiv; Ukraine reduced it.” ~Zelenskyy2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/YUROP
Almost like one side doesn’t literally worship their own like a buncha’ North Koreans🇰🇵1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
QAnoner OP was so triggered by the “child grooming”, he literally penned a 26+ paragraph essay with the pic!2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
To those sitting this out because of one issue that the opposition is worse on (or several issues [that they’re worse on]), explain to the Palestinians🇵🇸 why MORE of them dying is better fewer? DONT TELL ME! Tell THEM!2d ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Criticism of America where it’s due. Praise of America where it’s due.2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
“yOU’Re siMPinG fOR BiDeN!” No, I’m saying nonstop pompous cynicism doesn’t equal moral superiority, and that it’s a lie (LIE!) that he’s a do-nothing president9mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
Almost like one side doesn’t literally worship their own like a buncha’ North Koreans🇰🇵1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I actually had to leave out even more military holidays for the sake of space!6mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
I’m beginning to think protecting kids may not actually be what they care about8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
buT tHeRe aRe NeO-NaZiS iN uKraINe (and quite literally every country)1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Putin will protect them from what Putin will do to them if they cross Putin1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/dankmemes
Believe it or not, not that long ago, conservative comedy wasn’t even political1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/CRT_so_scary
I’ve been diagnosed with OCD since I was 7, and I can’t think of anything I’ve obsessed about that even comes close.1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
To be fair, I know they never thought of blacks, lesbians, or black lesbians as “Americans” but still...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
“Did you commit that horrible crime?” “Well, before you judge me, ask yourself: what about Jeffrey Dahmer? What about Albert Fish? What about John Wayne Gacy? Huh??1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/NonCredibleDefense
Was I absent on “We Hate Top Gun, Because Reasons Day”, or are they just making stuff up again??2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
I’m REALLY getting sick of this idea that Biden is just as bad as Trump because Biden is bad on ONE ISSUE that Trump is WORSE on! You fucking know the Kremlin🇷🇺 and Honker Union🇨🇳 aren’t going to ONLY propagandize in right-winged circles!5mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstTrump
OP was so triggered, he literally penned a 26+ paragraph essay with the pic!2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
Dear Conservates: It’s either 1776 and “We hold these truths to be self-evident” OR 1787 and “We the people”. Sincerely, an actual professor👨🏫1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
“WeLl aKchooaLLy, diD yoU kNOw tHe coUnTrY sTiLL hAs other pRobLemS? I aM verY smARt!”9mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Ben Shapiro actually said this, so I guess he’s cool with the Trump indictment now, right?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Schrodinger's Biden: an evil genius puppet-master able to control every every facet of human life, who’s too dumb and incompetent to even know where he is3mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To be fair, I know they never thought of blacks, lesbians, or black lesbians as “Americans” but still...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Rightbook post along with Perfectly placed banner-link throws me into a 2-minute-long drunken🍺 giggle-fit!2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
What absurd strawman literally nobody ever said are they crafting now to get mad at?🤦♂️🤦♂️3mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
Let the parents decide, not some legislator. NOO!!! Wait! Not like THAT!1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DankLeft
Remember in 2016 when they protest-voted against Hillary? Literally a million Americans died, the economy tanked, the streets were a warzone and there was a failed coup, but at least there was never a centrist candidate again, right? Right??!2mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/CRT_so_scary
Free Q-trolling bait. Like and share if you support our TROOPS!😎🇺🇸 Ignore if you like angry buttsex with Satan!🍑👿2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Such an alpha move... monologuing and cope-binging pizza about how unoffended you are at a teenage girl’s clapback...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Romans 13: 1-2: “Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. Consequently, whoever rebels against against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgement upon themselves!”1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DarkBRANDON
Now they’re claiming the foiled Patriot Front attack on LGBTs was a false flag, because of course they are (actually, only the Khakis are the same [and the top pic is another event])2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
Sometimes, I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans think they are2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/blessedcomments
Their memes told me that by now I’d look like Sloth from The Goonies and/or my dick would fall off, but all that’s happened is I HAVEN’T caught covid yet...8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
When the guy you voted for is just a politician and not a cult leader2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/democrats
PSA for those skipping due to Gaza conflict: You can skip the choosing process, but you CAN’T skip swallowing EVERY LAST MORSEL of whatever gets chosen!7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
MAGAs turning on Pink Floyd for “going woke” due to a rainbow on their album from 50 years ago1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Was I absent on “We Hate Top Gun, Because Reasons Day”, or are they just making stuff up again??2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/CRT_so_scary
No real prevention measures except every common sense prevention measure2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/dankmemes
Because he’s very tough, and not super fragile and thin-skinned...2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MeWeTrolling
4 jabs and 2 years later, I’m still waiting on all those crazy side effects the memes warned me about7mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
It’s either “1776, We hold these truths to be self evident” OR “1787, We the people”8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/ParlerWatch
Wait til this guy finds out you’re also required to have your registration and proof of insurance! He’s gonna start FLIPPING TABLES!2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/democrats
Sometimes, I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans think they are2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/CRT_so_scary
Side note: tanks were always gender neutral “it/they/them”, you moron2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/democrats
When they learn a new buzz-word without looking up the meaning2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Remember the good old days... when controversies were about things that happened?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
I actually have OCD, and I’ve never thought of ANYTHING as much as the Matt Walsh and Moms for Liberty think about people’s junk10mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Tell me I’m wrong. Tell me she does NOT look like a howler monkey! Aaand now you can’t unsee it1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
If you actively choose to sit this election out, you deserve what inevitably comes next and I won’t shed a tear for you2mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Ironically... fact-checked by a guy who thinks men can breastfeed9mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/clevercomebacks
Believe it or not, not that long ago, conservative comedy wasn’t even political1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
And because some idiots don’t get satire and I don’t want to get flagged, /s2yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/democrats
VOTE and ORGANIZE, you frikking morons! They’ve been organizing for 3 years. And yes, you CAN still run for president from prison.11mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Ben Shapiro actually said this, so I guess he’s cool with the Trump indictment now, right?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
Then again, the skin-head movement started in England🏴🇬🇧and eventually spread into Canada, so maybe they should be next, right?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Then again, the skin-head movement started in England🏴🇬🇧and eventually spread into Canada, so maybe they should be next, right?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/MarchAgainstNazis
I’ve been diagnosed with OCD since I was 7, and I can’t think of anything I’ve obsessed about that even comes close.1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Isn’t your generation the reason refrigerators can be opened from the inside?6mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/FunnyandSad
All he did was upload an hourlong rant that black people are a hate group and that whites should “get the hell away from them”. So much for the tolerant left, amiright?1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/DankLeft
I’ve half a mind to think “the film industry DOESN’T WANT you to see this movie they invested millions into making and mass distributing” is a marketing tactic🤔10mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Telling Andrew Tate or Sneako fanboys that, “NO, negging does NOT work!” and, “NO, you do NOT need a giant-dick or six-pack abs to date chicks” (trust ME of all people🤦♂️, you don’t), does not “white-knighting” make.1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/IncelTear
“If they’re allowed to investigate TRUMP, they’re allowed to investigate YOU!” isn’t the “let that sink in” moment they think it is...1yr ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
So... I guess there are no real tests for any illnesses at all?8mo ⋅ professorearl ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters