This year I quit drinking, have a nephew on the way, am working a great job, completely changed my mental health for the better and got my first puppy as an adult - Her name is Frieda, meaning peace and joy in German. And that's exactly what she has given me <31yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
When the council decides to concrete the footpath in front of your house to install NBN, but fail to actually inform you or the unit behind you - so your cars are held prisoner for a day and a half.4yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/mildyinfuriating
To combat unwanted pregnancies, all men should have a vasectomy.5yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Saw this on FB newsfeed.. Sign was spotted in the live music centre of my local neighbourhood, taped to a 'For Sale' sign for a house behind a hotel. Every house for sale in areas like this should have a similar sign.11yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/pics
The photo my uncle took when he was trying to take a selfie and ran into a fence..9yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/funny
This woman was arrested for calling her ex-boyfriend 77000 times in a week. (Story in comments)10yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/WTF
Says they're nut free.. but they're not all nut free. Certain pieces may contain traces of nuts.4yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/assholedesign
If you want to date me, you need to pay for my past choices too.4yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Saw this on FB feed, probably the best photo I have ever seen of a Sphynx kitty9yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/catpictures
Hope he wakes up to himself and realises what a waste of time so much hate is..11yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/WTF
My co-workers and I are trying to work out what this graffiti means.. any ideas?7yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/melbourne
MRW I'm housesitting and decide to wash an alpaca wool throw rug, which turns into cardboard when it dries.. Crap.10yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Photo taken last week, during the bushfires in WA, Australia. Angel of fire.10yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/pic
My friends 7 yr old son created a 'burnout competition' with his matchbox cars10yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/pics
I carved our team pumpkin at work today.. our areas theme is 'haunted prison' so I thought I would create the pumpkin the same way.10yr ⋅ nonie-mouse ⋅ r/pics