Just a post Mom
Your phone is now hacked
Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.
Not so yay
Thought I was texting my girlfriend, now my cars name is Hannah
Miley Cyrus’ brother DMed somebody in my insta feed because she commented “gross” on a pic he posted of himself choking his fiancé. Not sure where to post this.
My roommate tried to get an IKEA delivery to our apartment. They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pjs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.
Guy goes in for a big kiss
I read philosophy books
What’s your diversity
These Iraqi workers gave back 30.000 US $ they found, and they were rewarded with 1 copy of the Quran.
My contribution to the family group chat this morning
Apparently You’re Supposed to Obsessively Check Tinder every second of your life
Trying to seal the deal
Trump shoves another NATO leader to be in the front of the group
I got drunk and accidentally sent my mother this last night. Absolutely mortified....Yes this is real, & yes I’m going to kill myself!
Don't kiss me filthy peasant
A big swing and a miss
Breaking up with 4 dudes at once (xpost /r/trashytext)
It hurts to read
Amy Schumer tries to prank Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away
When your whole life flashes before your eyes
Girl I hooked up with tries desperately to get me to hang out and eventually fakes a pregnancy in an attempt to hustle me for drugs/money
Let's all relax a bit, huh?
Friend just sent me this. Sweet recovery bro
Wrestling fan tries to get a hug. Awkwardness ensues.
MY GRAMD FOUGHT HARD AGAINST COMMIES LIKE YOU
Wow you so beautiful. Wow message didn't send separately. Wow leave group.
Went on a date with this girl... this was her response after.
When you want so badly to be relevant that you leak your own footage
Well, that’s one way to ruin a friendship
Hitler reacts to an awkward attempted kiss from an American woman (Berlin Olympics, 1936)
That's a yikes from me
I would say you were half Chinese half Asian
My buddy sends us screenshots like this all the time. He thinks he’s funny and totally appropriate.
These GUSHY posts and i'm offended!
Ok cool haha.
Bet you're still smokin' hot while you grieve the loss of your best friend!
I want to buy it but don't clear the memory
Homicide? Damn, she cold blooded
Tofu is only for vegans
Lifts your chin...... Ugh..
This guy found me on his wife’s “suggested friends” on Facebook then googled me and used my business number to text me. Gross.
Gotta keep busy on those snow days
Don't come over
Meant to text my mom, accidentally responded to the woman instead
Slightly awkward moment at Eurovision 2017
Ex girlfriend checks up on me after changing her relationship status
Guy messages me this through my Facebook ad...
Creeper from back in high school makes a move on Facebook
*Excessively starting to sweat*
Duterte kissing a married woman onstage.
My aunt decorated my unborn daughter for Christmas. I’m not sure if I want to laugh or cry
Someone finally beat the Trump-Handshake game
These two must have a history.
That hand shake attempt
What the actual fuck
Apparently this is an old one, but I'd never seen it before
I wonder if he will take me to court? 👀
u even got boobs
My girlfriend met this guy yesterday in a group of friends and they had to ditch him because he kept doing this to the girls.
Do you like my nudes?
Success is the main idea
A “friend” of mine. I’m 28. He’s 40.
Inner monologue as Tinder opener
Daddy went out drinking...
Seth Rogen tries to kiss Megan Fox (x-post r/gifs)
I'm thinking he didn't mean to post this directly to my wall 🤔.
This gem from the local pet store...
Facebook is the perfect place to be passive agressive
Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
I-I’m literally quaking!!! Guys I’m terrified!
Girl goes insane over cancelled date
My sister is trying online dating
That time in 2014 that I meant to text my sister about my stepmom’s gift, but actually texted my stepmom. Funny now. Was not funny then.
Haha thanks mom
How to end an unwanted conversation
3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently
Love you baby
An old friend from high school asks a weird, personal question
I just joined Tinder, this lovely fellow really got my experience off to a great start!
This combination fist-bump/high-five while the cameras flash (yanked from r/gifs)
Great faceswap 👌🏻
Nice Guy Turned Me Into A Test Subject After I Turned Him Down
I added a classmate on facebook and he clearly wasn’t happy about it
This handshake (found on /r/gifs)
I love my best friend, but she may watch a little too much TV...
We truly live in a society...
When you need asterisks for your asterisks
I thought you would enjoy it
This Shit happens on LinkedIn too
Delivered lunch to a guy at his workplace today who had trouble taking a hint
“Just an aesthetic lol”
Apparently getting a girl who already thinks you’re a creep face tattooed on yourself is a “nice gesture” and not totally irrational and insane. [xpost /r/niceguys]
She wants a baby. He doesn't. They argue about it on Facebook.
We legit thought this might be an album cover someday.
these words still haunt me today.
My friend got some interesting texts from a older co-worker lastnight
I’m a marine. Give me a discount.
I posted my weight loss on ProgressPics and I guess this guy thought his proposition would motivate me to continue losing weight.
Hopefully he dodged that bullet
That means just kidding
Just delete Facebook
33 year old virgin
My eyes are burning. Someone please tell me this is fake.
Turning my cap back will surely do the thing.
Curious what you think for a white guy
It's actually You are
You can't just get rid of your cat...
Stepped on the hand of guy sitting on the floor in a line at Disney World. Apologized and he asked me to follow him on Instagram.
My ex's mom: I met her once for about an hour over 4 years ago. I haven't talked to him or her since.
I thought I wasn't the only one not invited.
Saw this...thought it belonged here.
MLM forgot to change her recruiting template while messaging strangers on FB
Poor girl on my newsfeed
My buddy thought this was a good idea..... 10 out of 10 would not recommend.
Y i k e r s (x-post from r/creepyasterisks)
This is how a local shop owner treats people.
I don’t get these kinds of people
accidentally sending a screenshot to the person that's in it....
Girl from high school got engaged. Her ex commented on her fiancé’s picture.
Apparently getting sick is weak
Theresa May midjudges the timing on the wave at the France-England match
No, not you