Your phone is now hacked
Just a post Mom
My roommate tried to get an IKEA delivery to our apartment. They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pjs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.
Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.
Not so yay
Thought I was texting my girlfriend, now my cars name is Hannah
Miley Cyrus’ brother DMed somebody in my insta feed because she commented “gross” on a pic he posted of himself choking his fiancé. Not sure where to post this.
My contribution to the family group chat this morning
Guy goes in for a big kiss
When you want so badly to be relevant that you leak your own footage
I read philosophy books
What’s your diversity
These Iraqi workers gave back 30.000 US $ they found, and they were rewarded with 1 copy of the Quran.
Apparently You’re Supposed to Obsessively Check Tinder every second of your life
Trying to seal the deal
I got drunk and accidentally sent my mother this last night. Absolutely mortified....Yes this is real, & yes I’m going to kill myself!
Trump shoves another NATO leader to be in the front of the group
Don't kiss me filthy peasant
A big swing and a miss
Breaking up with 4 dudes at once (xpost /r/trashytext)
It hurts to read
Amy Schumer tries to prank Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away
When your whole life flashes before your eyes
Girl I hooked up with tries desperately to get me to hang out and eventually fakes a pregnancy in an attempt to hustle me for drugs/money
Let's all relax a bit, huh?
Friend just sent me this. Sweet recovery bro
Wrestling fan tries to get a hug. Awkwardness ensues.
My buddy sends us screenshots like this all the time. He thinks he’s funny and totally appropriate.
MY GRAMD FOUGHT HARD AGAINST COMMIES LIKE YOU
Wow you so beautiful. Wow message didn't send separately. Wow leave group.
Went on a date with this girl... this was her response after.
Success is the main idea
That's a yikes from me
Well, that’s one way to ruin a friendship
You know what they say, when it rains it pours, so you better take this
Hitler reacts to an awkward attempted kiss from an American woman (Berlin Olympics, 1936)
I would say you were half Chinese half Asian
Ok cool haha.
These GUSHY posts and i'm offended!
Ex girlfriend checks up on me after changing her relationship status
Shit like this almost physically hurts.
I’m a marine. Give me a discount.
He didn't even read the tweet
Bet you're still smokin' hot while you grieve the loss of your best friend!
We truly live in a society...
I want to buy it but don't clear the memory
Hopefully he dodged that bullet
We legit thought this might be an album cover someday.
Homicide? Damn, she cold blooded
Guy messages me this through my Facebook ad...
Tofu is only for vegans
Lifts your chin...... Ugh..
This guy found me on his wife’s “suggested friends” on Facebook then googled me and used my business number to text me. Gross.
Gotta keep busy on those snow days
These type of fb posts...
Saw this...thought it belonged here.
My friend got some interesting texts from a older co-worker lastnight
My eyes are burning. Someone please tell me this is fake.
Don't come over
Meant to text my mom, accidentally responded to the woman instead
Slightly awkward moment at Eurovision 2017
I-I’m literally quaking!!! Guys I’m terrified!
Creeper from back in high school makes a move on Facebook
*Fighting Through tears* Remember to like and subscribe guys. This. Is. So. Hard. ..Merch 20% off.
*Excessively starting to sweat*
Duterte kissing a married woman onstage.
My aunt decorated my unborn daughter for Christmas. I’m not sure if I want to laugh or cry
On a progress pic...
My buddy thought this was a good idea..... 10 out of 10 would not recommend.
What the actual fuck
Someone finally beat the Trump-Handshake game
These two must have a history.
That hand shake attempt
Meet my cousin. He's 18. He cried to his mom that I'm too mean after this. He's inlisted.
Apparently this is an old one, but I'd never seen it before
I wonder if he will take me to court? 👀
u even got boobs
I shoot weddings and got asked this in a WhatsApp group today
Do you like my nudes?
A “friend” of mine. I’m 28. He’s 40.
Inner monologue as Tinder opener
My 60 year old mother's advice on Facebook this morning
Daddy went out drinking...
Just doing his job.
Seth Rogen tries to kiss Megan Fox (x-post r/gifs)
Don't talk to anyone but me.
Who fantasizes about being sexualized by their child’s friends
I'm thinking he didn't mean to post this directly to my wall 🤔.
This gem from the local pet store...
Facebook is the perfect place to be passive agressive
Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
Girl goes insane over cancelled date
My sister is trying online dating
That time in 2014 that I meant to text my sister about my stepmom’s gift, but actually texted my stepmom. Funny now. Was not funny then.
Haha thanks mom
How to end an unwanted conversation
3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently
Love you baby
Thought it might be satire but it isn't
An old friend from high school asks a weird, personal question
I just joined Tinder, this lovely fellow really got my experience off to a great start!
This combination fist-bump/high-five while the cameras flash (yanked from r/gifs)
Great faceswap 👌🏻
Dude, 10 years tho...
Nice Guy Turned Me Into A Test Subject After I Turned Him Down
Hands down my favourite Tinder interaction.
r/memes has become a cesspool of this shit...
I added a classmate on facebook and he clearly wasn’t happy about it
This handshake (found on /r/gifs)
Apparently when I was 12 I was trying to convince my Facebook friends I had a boyfriend named Trent and that we.. shared an account I guess? 🙄
I love my best friend, but she may watch a little too much TV...
When you need asterisks for your asterisks
I thought you would enjoy it
This Shit happens on LinkedIn too
How to get the ladies.
Delivered lunch to a guy at his workplace today who had trouble taking a hint
“Just an aesthetic lol”
USA Today tries to explain “teen slang terms”
Apparently getting a girl who already thinks you’re a creep face tattooed on yourself is a “nice gesture” and not totally irrational and insane. [xpost /r/niceguys]
She wants a baby. He doesn't. They argue about it on Facebook.
these words still haunt me today.
I thought I wasn't the only one not invited.
I posted my weight loss on ProgressPics and I guess this guy thought his proposition would motivate me to continue losing weight.