This little guy told me he was a qualified electrician. Now I gotta replace a motor and break the news to his wife and kids.1yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
As a 29 year old bachelor, I recently acquired a GF with a 3 year old daughter. I hear, Mr. J! Come play with me by the Magical Rainbow Bridge!.9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Parents have disowned my brothers and I because we aren't Trump supporters.3yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd. Upvote this and it will appear in Google images when searching for Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd!7yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This piece of shit coersed a mother into performing sexual acts on her one year old.5yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
How I handled my cell phone earlier in public when I opened Reddit and forgot that I was still on /r/spacedicks.10yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Message from the mayor of a town in Texas. (He has resigned)3yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
When I was young, I only smiled for pictures if my mom let me bring my toys.5yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/blunderyears
Mom told me to stand by the tree so that she could take a pic of me. I asked how I looked. Says she didn't really want a pic of me, but she didn't want to be seen taking a picture of a random tree.9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
This was one of you guy's comments in something, but I don't remember who. Credit yourself.9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Found three condoms that expired 9 years ago on top of my kitchen cabinet.4yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This old man came up to me last night asking me where I got my shoes. He said that he's been wearing them for thirty years so it's time for a new pair.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
My new neighbor... Submitted to pics and someone said you guys would appreciate.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/BacktotheFuture
Grilled hot dogs topped with hash browns, grilled onions, and fried ham. [5312x2988]9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Ever have an easy little home project to do and then you fall through the ceiling?6yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
Sitting outside of my apartment and see this van fly by and the door swing open... Trying not to be nosey I poked my camera over the fence and see this. Yes I did go help.10yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
Just moved into my new apartment... Apparently I moved next to Dr. Emmett Brown.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
My friend's dad and his party of 20 were refused service due to him wearing an LSU hat. This is their letter explaining themselves.9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
Where's my Aids cure and... WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS SPIDER COME FROM?!?!9yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Not sure how this question came up at dinner but it did and the answer is enjoyable.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Sticks de Fish on a bed of Cheesed Pasta garnished with a Savory Tomato Sauce and Paprika.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is why you need to run your water when the temperature drops below the freezing point.7yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
Gamestop received a new shipment of Nintendos. Lil Pancake doesn't believe them.7yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/gaming
When you're Googling Russian Meteor, then you think of porn, realize you're a Reddit user and search Sexy Meteor.12yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
So the wife has been out of town since Monday... This is basically how it's been so far.12yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
My buddy sent me this, claiming that he saw him in the store. I think he's bullshitting and texted me a repost. Can someone confirm that this is a repost for me?11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
Maybe Reddit will enjoy the lack of success I have with online dating. I'm a 28/m looking for women and this is one of my matches for the day.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny
My buddies attempt at mopping the office tonight... He calls this effort.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/pics
Worse way to start Monday... Being up here and having to walk there when you feel like your colon may explode.11yr ⋅ ImNuttz4Buttz ⋅ r/funny