Co-host of the Bananas podcast on the Exactly Right network!4yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
Halloween sprinkle mix at Walmart with little knives! Would be perfect for an SSDGM/MFM-themed party5yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
This was by far the most damaging quote I think I, as a teenage girl at the time, have ever heard from a church leader. More in comments.2yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/exmormon
Just doing my duty at a Marriott. Didn't want to deface, so I tucked a note inside.1yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/exmormon
Currently watching this episode of HIMYM and this quote hit me in the feels.7yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/childfree
Have you guys seen these? Great way to satisfy the craving for pop tarts without the regular 400+ calories per pouch. These are just 110 calories for two crisps!5yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/1500isplenty
For those of us who want to stay sexy while not getting murdered5yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
Gareth mentioned Mormons floating in one of the British episodes (#7, Mary Ann Girling). Former Mormon here! It's actually called soaking, though I honestly don't know any Mormons who have actually done it. Might be urban legend at BYU haha. But here's my favorite meme about it!4yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/TheDollop
I just listened to an episode that included early plane travel with wicker seats. Can't remember which one, around 100.4yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/TheDollop
Not sure if wispy hairs or extra contouring across her forehead...6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/crappycontouring
This guy said he enjoys prowling for women more than looking at porn. He got called out for using the term prowling like he's an animal. This is an excerpt from his response.4yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/ihavesex
In addition to the MormonLeaks financial info, I learned yesterday that the church founded the largest healthcare system in the Morridor. Yet another way they've taken our money.6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/exmormon
Imagine doing this in a church building with a cut-out of Satan from the temple films6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/exmormon
That terrifying moment when you learn all of your windows have been unlocked the whole time you've lived here. At least I'm on the 3rd floor, but for fuck's sake, SSDGM and lock your goddamn windows, y'all!!!5yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/myfavoritemurder
The self-checkout machine gave me my cash back all in quarters6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This wall hanging I've had for 6 years just broke apart, revealing that the text was actually printed on it twice6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/2healthbars
Frito-Lay uses reusable plastic cases instead of cardboard boxes6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My violin rosin was smooth and solid before I left it in my car all day in Phoenix7yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This $20 desk is her last chance of ever having a desk in her life6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Out of pure curiosity, are there any Utahns here who got this new In God We Trust plate, then left the church/religion, and are stuck with this plate until you buy a new one?6yr ⋅ HeathenHumanist ⋅ r/exmormon