I have a lot of sex.

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Straight redditor has sex

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Yeah Yeah, I get it, you had sex..

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When you brag about having sex but it backfires

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Triple KO

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We get it. You have a job

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The rare double-handed technique

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Hate it when people show off 😤

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The girl in the dorm next to me has her boyfriend over today. She hasn’t stopped talking about how they’re going to be “really loud” today.

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Pretty sure I found this guys home...

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Nobody asked

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I have a lot of sex.

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My friend wanted to brag about a blowjob. I had not even messaged him since this morning.

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This guy is in highschool

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captured at 3am on a sunday night

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yikes

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An interesting conversation I just had

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Sir this is a Doordash

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The reply says it all

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Even in handbag reviews, there's no escape.

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EMBARRASSING HEY

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Mostly unrelated, but god I love the Wikipedia twitter account

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THIS guy should be the mascot of the sub

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And I’ll shout about all the sex I have from the roof top!

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Guys! His girlfriend is japanese and also, get this, watches hentai and gets horny.

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Mom found out

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Pretty straight forward

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No one cares Tana

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Found on the r/teenagers Discord

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We get it

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Couldn't go more than half hour without sucking dick

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Good for her

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This was on the Duolingo comment section

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Cool...bro. I hope it wasn't one of his 10 year old fans.

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Great story man!

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Found the fornicators in a Tiger King group

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The four horsemen of r/ihavesex

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Not only did she text this to someone, she screen captured it & posted it to Twitter.

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Well, I visited my mother's Facebook again.

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At a Cubs game

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Weird flex but ok

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Where everyone featured on this subreddit is headed to

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The bareback lady

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This guy fucks tv presenters

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Thanks for the info dude.

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Just trying to organise a squash game...

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This guy took the sub the wrong way

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Wow very cool. He’s in Highschool.

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Sex session?

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Cant get a break from this shit

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Even in Death

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Saw this on r/humblebrag and it fits perfectly here.

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One finally came out on my FB

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Thanks mate, didn’t ask

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He had sex with twins, if you didn't know.

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Dozens upon dozens of women

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Nobody asked

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People like this on Tinder...smh

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I just keep him around for the karma.

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*sighs of disappointment*

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I cringed seeing this

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The only reason I dont delete this dude on facebook is because he supplies me with endless submissions for this sub

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Dude save some for the rest of us

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Comment is his girlfriend

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My friend ladies and gentlemen

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bigus Dickus?

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Okay

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Found this one in the wild. Jesus... Toxic masculinity is everywhere. I mean eating pussy is great and all but what is this shit?

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This counts right?

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Perpetually Pregnant

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My ex is actually insane.

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On a video of making an LED chess board

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The only one who can boast about having sex

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Living the dream

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Saw this on twitter this morning, can’t believe some people are actually like this.

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Felt like this belonged here

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The amount of regret this dude will have in 30 years

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Rare W

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Cool cool, I bet your grandma loves seeing that on her feed

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It’s 1am FFS

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On a pic of a lesbian wedding

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A post from my personal account a few years back, please laugh at my expense.

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TMI sis

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My friend after inviting him over.

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My friend just posted this on his IG story

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reply perfectly sums up my reaction seeing this

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A public apology to the people you literally live with

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Dude what?

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Regional Manager at Sex😎

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This was posted in my small town’s FB group

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Happy 3 year anniversary

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Happy thanksgiving

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🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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This guy on twitter

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How can anyone share this cringe willingly??

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Oh dear.. What if I can't afford 2 inches in hight?

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I wish i couldn’t read sometimes

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Friend “accidentally” showing me his abs

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Found one in the wild on a post about a reality TV star

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

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His sister looks disappointed

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My friend after he asked for weed and I said no

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immediately left swiped

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He's banging everybody

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Ironic AND Meta

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it’s an honour, getting knocked up by this guy

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Oh did they

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Various sexual escapades.

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I stay friends with him just to see his cringe posts

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Thanks for letting the group know - exactly what we were asking.

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My friends added me to a local gaming group, this mf posts shit like this all the time

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She tapped out

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Fml.

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Wow very cool. He’s in Highschool.

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Never has there ever been a Facebook post more tailored to this subreddit. Completely unprompted post.

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We get it...

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Thank you for your cervix.

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Why yes, I do believe he is a virgin.

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Who asked

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keep her in your prayers guys!

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Do I really have to say anything

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Uhm...okay, got it.

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Chad’s don’t call themselves Chad’s

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ugh, i've been going on sooo many dates lately! it's simply quite exhausting!

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Congrats on the sex Travis Scott

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A comment on another post

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This guy is being serious

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I hate everything about this picture.

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Yeah nice

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My friend’s dog just died

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No nut november gate master

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Among Us = No sex life :(

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Allllll the time

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Wife screams what are ya doin in my swamp!

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Mhm, sure.

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Are you?

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I wish i couldn’t read sometimes

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Ya sure

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What an absolute Chad

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