The target was young, but the money was good. Snapped it's neck like a twig...8yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/hitmanimals
Zombie makeup before and after CGI. First time I've seen it, pretty sweet.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
This licence plate is the last possible combination in my state.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This MUST involve some planning and skill, not to mention sheer luck.9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
My reply when my SO notices me lengthening my stride occasionally on a hot day9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Selfie taken literal seconds before falling to his death. (More info in comments)9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/lastimages
MRW my new GF *FINALLY* felt comfortable enough with us and farts in front of me.8yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
He treated me well for years. Trusting me, confiding in me. When the call was received for disposal, I made it quick. He would have wanted that.9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/hitmanimals
MRW I was invited to mod my favorite subreddit for simply reporting a few rule breaches in posts.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Drawing on his infinite patience after waiting for days, HitCat finally strikes from the shadows.9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/hitmanimals
People often joke about Australia with our spiders. Some of it is true.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/spiderbro
Professional sculptor creates a terracotta elephant, lacquers it, and passes it off as an elephant fetus, all to birth some Karma.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
MRW My work week is done and I have a full 48 hours with this game8yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
MRW the SO comes back from holidays with the family and tells me 'take off your pants.'10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When a group of drunken man-children crack the shits with me because I don't let them into a club.9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/analogygifs
Pith helmet and goggles, you say? I see that, and raise you a custom E-Pipe!10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/steampunk
ORW we are talking about Ebola, and our manager tells us 'Don't worry, Ebola doesn't exist anyway.'10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/reactiongifs
That Clinton mural that Lushsux painted, then covered with a Hijab? Council stepped up.8yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/australia
MFW I notice another mod has added more rules to the sidebar without discussing it with the rest of us.9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/modgifs
Found a screenshot I saved from the morning after the first time with my SO. Oh, and *your.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/bigdickproblems
How I feel as a Bouncer working at a sports bar during the World Cup. Oh, and I don't like soccer.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/analogygifs
Creepy dancing guy now has a PA instead of a Walkman. The end is nigh.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/melbourne
Kepler Prime open for liberation Patriots! C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?!?8yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/Helldivers
MRW someone calls me a 'Neckbeard' for being pedantic about my subs rules9yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/modgifs
The Capybara are very selective feeders and will feed on the leaves of one species, disregarding other species surrounding it.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/Awwducational
When a tiny 'Princess' threatens me and my job (Bouncer) for kicking her group out.11yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/analogygifs
The cleaner just finished in there 10 minutes ago. I think one of the customers should get a check up, and new shoes.10yr ⋅ Greedeater ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating