The relationship between Republicans and Trump
When I forget to spray the cookie sheet
MRW I forgot to spray the cookie sheet
Watching foreign films
US Tax Code in a Nutshell
When my wife hands me my keys and says it's fine that I go out with the guys
MRW I Smell weed and remember I have a rolled joint tucked behind my ear...
When I see a gif with a watermark on it
When You Finish That Series You've Been Watching
When my wife says we can try anal if I put on the superman suit.
me at parties
People who don't browse r/all
MRW my girlfriend can't decide what restaurant she wants to eat at.
MRW I'm lying in bed and my wife comes in and says she's washing the Bed Sheets today.
Finding loot during battle in any game
When my bank account shows $12.42 the night before payday
MRW the government tries to vaccinate me
When the testicles start sticking
HIFW the cutscene blends into the gameplay
MRW I'm in line at chipotle and my gf is paying for us and they say guacamole and double meat is extra is that ok (told to post this here)
MRW someone tells me the time for 'META' gifs has passed.
When I forget to button the fly on my boxers
this is how you get to the front page
When a girl finally touched my dick
As a teacher, when I'm getting kids ready for photo day
When OP is replying to themselves but forgets to change alts
How are your grades? What are you majoring in? Have you got a girlfriend? What do you want to do when you graduate?
MRW he climaxes but I don't want to get it on my hair
MRW people ask me why I invest in low-cost index funds instead of picking individual stocks
Seeing your boss out in public
MRW I was a kid watching a movie with my Dad, and suddenly there is a scene with boobies.
MRW I try to have sex with my pregnant wife
Me when my girlfriend isn't horny but is walking around in her underwear.
When you come drunk to your ex's house, and she calls the police
There were 2 kinds of people on /r/place.
MRW my younger cousins says he can beat me at Mario Kart
MRW I am at an open bar
MRW I'm listening to President Trump give a speech
MRW my stamina is low but the mission I'm in has a time limit
When I'm getting a haircut but my jam comes on
MRW I farted and now someone is approaching
MRW I get my paycheck and have to pay all my bills at once
MRW I have diarrhea but can't be late to my job interview
When your boss asks you do something you have no expertise in, but you manage to do it surprisingly well.
As an American, MRW anyone from another country asks how our election season is going
When a moderator comes to a thread and is unexpectedly cool
When you have gum in class
When my therapist tells me I need to open up.
HIFW I have sex for the first time in months.
My boss, who is in his 60s, using computers
MRW she's really hot but she's batshit crazy
When I'm at costco and there are more people waiting for a rotisserie chicken than there are chickens in the oven
Me watching any funny movie that I've seen with my GF, who's never seen it.
MRW I'm a very large mimic.
What it feels like when I send my friend a game invite while he's watching netflix with his girlfriend
When I don't get the joke
When my girlfriend asks me to do chores
MRW I wait too long to act on something
When the hospital discovers that you have no insurance.
When I'm a doctor on a United Airlines flight and they pick me to be a volunteer (x-post from /r/startrekgifs)
MRW she doesn't like my noods
MRW my friends dared me to eat a Ghost pepper.
MRW I ask my nephew what movie he's most excited to see this weekend and he tells me The Good Dinosaur
When you're getting late and you can't find your car keys
How it feels getting invited to a private subreddit
As a guy who does PC support, MRW I'm asked to work on a Mac
MRW I walk in on my parents having sex
When my students graduate in this economy
MRW the computer starts lagging
When you make a controversial comment and you wait for the downvotes
My wife's reaction when I haven't showered in a few days...
When my life problems are easily solvable but I'm too lazy to do anything about them
When my Grandma asks me whether i want to eat more dessert and I'm too polite to refuse.
MRW the club is closing and they turn on the light
MRW I got reddit gold overnight and open my laptop this morning
first time washing a spoon
When I've had too many and she's gotta help me out
MRW I drop a sick burn on someone and my cat overhears
MRW I open my wallet the morning after drinking until 2am
Reddit over Sanders right now
When she comes home and you're in the middle of a boss battle
Me trying to get my life together
When I heard Trump would offer student loan forgiveness to anyone who helped build the wall
When someone is being obnoxious
When my wife's like, Let's go for a run!
When you and your friend are turnt, but you're trying to get them home
MR everytime my older brother comes to visit me
MRW when I get my paycheck and pay the bills
When you dont have anything to do at work
MRW the slow driver in front of me makes the light and I miss it
When my girlfriend does that kinky thing i like right before i orgasm
Every girl's reaction when I tell them I'm a Dungeon Master
MRW Bernie tries to debate me
MRW I am looking good and want to show it off, then someone touches my stomach.
Made it to another paycheck like...
MRW I looked directly at the solar eclipse and the image became imprinted on my eyes
MAW I start up Skyrim to try and finish the main storyline.
When 3 days have passed and she still hasn't replied back to your text message
If I was a girl for the day
Me working, getting and using my paycheck from work
When I'm navigating through Reddit seeing everyone talk about Net Neutrality but I don't live in the US
When there are donuts in the breakroom and I'm walking back to my desk
me preparing to give oral sex to a Pirate
When that Cassette starts playing just right
MRW I accidentally address my professor as Daddy in front of a class of 150
When there's no more good content and I have to turn to /new
When I forget my glasses and have to get really close to read the FREE HUGS sign
When you start a new game but aren't used to the controls
When my plans work out better than expected
Arguing with the GF
When you run into the invisible barrier in a video game
When your order number is called but when you get to the counter, someone takes it before you because they ordered the same thing and you're not quite sure what to do in this situation.
MRW I Discover a new hairstyle
When I try to spread the word of God
MRW I accidentally open the wrong page in the book I'm reading and it gets spoiled
Me trying to figure out how to respond to compliments
How I feel when someone hovers over me when I play the slot machines
MRW I walk across a tar road without shoes on in the middle of summer
MRW my girlfriend gives me a blowjob and it suddenly turns into a rimjob.
When I finally graduate college but then realize I have to start paying back $60,000 in student loans
MRW I check my best friend's download history while using his laptop
Orgasms for girls and guys
MRW I'm finished with exams and can discard my revision notes but my friend still has 4 exams left
My wife's reaction when she was greeted by a spider the size of NOPE up in the attic
When my ex asks me to take them back
When you graduate college and you are looking for jobs
When I've mastered the monkey bars
Meeting you girlfriend's father for the first time
tourists be like..
When I'm DM for a DnD adventure and the party doesn't follow the carefully laid out plans that I made
When you're 8 and you want to get out of having to do something.
When my husband tells me its time to get up for work.
When you're in the middle of an exam and get an idea for a meme.
When I shave my beard off and people say it makes me look less scary
When I Have Whiskey Dick
The second you post something on Reddit...
Buying season pass for a game
When deciding between which profile pic to upload to ensure your look as good as possible
When you hit discard instead of equip.
Mexico's Reaction Capturing El Chapo AGAIN