Can’t believe Rishi shat his pants at Clapham Nandos after the 1997 UEFA Cup Final1yr ⋅ Californic8in ⋅ r/straya
Moved to Australia 4 years ago and after drinking god knows how many beers, I realized there was only one beer - the Very Best. This past December I moved back to the USA and slipped 5 slabs in my household goods that were sent back. That’s a hard earned thirst ya dog kernts.2yr ⋅ jessewhufc ⋅ r/straya
Who the fuck let these pieces of shit into Australia, too long for one car parking space and too wide for two. 4 of these and the Dan Murphy's car park is screwed royally.1yr ⋅ widgeamedoo ⋅ r/straya
Happy 20th anniversary to Australia's single greatest sporting achievement2yr ⋅ TacticalAcquisition ⋅ r/straya
Old bloke at my local grows his own baccy and has been using the same pouch for fuck knows how long. Check out this weathered unit holding on for dear life2yr ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/straya
What is the charge? Performing some satire? Some succulent Italian satire?3yr ⋅ ABigRedBall ⋅ r/straya
Was permanently banned from r/Australia for this post. RIP me I died a hero.1yr ⋅ MotorMath743 ⋅ r/straya
Lesson learned, don't go to Macca's at 4pm Friday Arvo when there's 100 high schoolers ordering soft serves. Ordered a mcspicy and got a fillet-o-fish, fuckin spewin1yr ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/straya
The 1878 Australian Cricket team look like a team of convicted serial killers, led by a villain who ties women to railroad tracks :D1yr ⋅ gilesdavis ⋅ r/straya
Got perma banned from r/Australia for sharing Sydney Surf Club's new logo, maybe you crunts will appreciate it more!1yr ⋅ SkinerdeanCazoo ⋅ r/straya
Something different to the /r/australia and /r/melbourne reboot this sub has become. Cloncurry on a nice breezy arvo.1yr ⋅ sennais1 ⋅ r/straya
Oi cunts, treat Covid seriously and you get your Bunnings snags back like us Perth cunts!3yr ⋅ ForresterQ ⋅ r/straya
Ordered a shirt from Lowes, opened the delivery bag and there was a pack of twisties inside it! Not sure if great customer service or some bloke lost his lunch. Either way 5 stars.1yr ⋅ sezdawg7 ⋅ r/straya
Australian Noble prize laureate in Medicine Prof. Peter Doherty confuses Twitter with Google to ask what time Dan Murphy opens4yr ⋅ apacksofwinnieblues ⋅ r/straya
These Cunts trying to Claim our word and then determining who can and who cant say it. Fucking cunts.1yr ⋅ fatmarfia ⋅ r/straya
The Parmi and Parma people need to set aside their differences to fight whatever the fuck this is1yr ⋅ Chanandler8ong10 ⋅ r/straya
So the old man decided to make a chainsaw from an angle grinder aye.. scarnon at your place?1yr ⋅ Factal_Fractal ⋅ r/straya
