Don't ever tell me the truth ever again!
When GOD chooses you!
It's a moth.
You put the ooo in jiu-jitsu
Yes, because the traditional chosen people of God has always been America.
So why did god let it burn for 2 weeks in the first place??
Pray the virus away!
Homophobia is better than racism
God never gives you more than you can handle
Apparently Bernie sucks because he’s TOO much like Jesus
Twitter, but does this go here?
Because weather isn't imaginary.
But Nobody Mentioned Christians Until You Brought It Up...
Because Newspapers and Science Journals are exactly the same as Fortune Cookies and Horoscopes. Among other problems.
The city's officer of the year posted this. I'm sure he is totally impartial in giving out tickets.
Grasping at invisible straws
“I can’t handle this truth! She must die!”
Found on the profile of someone in my neighborhood
How would I go about getting a legit check on this piece?
Who's full of shit?
He is EXCITED about WWIII
The religious right everybody (x-post /r/facepalm)
Can I get an amen?
Public schools are anti-Christian liberal indoctrination camps, apparently
Believe in god. Also, be a free thinker.
They could have at least used Dr. Pepper for the crosses.
God produced a tornado, killing 20+ people, so he could...I dunno...work mysteriously or something
When your kid shits a cross.
Atheism is stupid cause honey
Someone linked me here from r/insanepeoplefacebook
Did GOD send the typhoon, too?
A true humanitarian..
PTL for Twitter for Android
ThE pOwER oF pRaYEr
Look at God dropping that tree on a house in NC killing a mother and her infant 🙌🙌🙌
Yeah I don't think I remember that part of the Bible.
Oh fuck off
Found one in the wild
Brainwash em with oranges
[TIL] Sesame Street is liberal propaganda
Can someone tell me where I can buy a copy of this Bible??
A little passive aggressive racism
Wonder No More
Apparently Christianity is the only religion to ever be mocked
Our friend Ann Coulter providing all the delusion we need.
I’m too dumbfounded for a clever title
Even Christian Literature Is Evil
Jesus in the court
I'm fairly sure this is what Isaac Asimov warned us about when he said: There is a cult of ignorance in the United States...nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.
Won't anyone help the church goers?! [Found on r/exchristian]
God Is Punishing California
Facebook removed this as hate speech and banned me from posting for 24 hours
The ole' trojan horse...
Just god making himself known
I’ve found some gems on my Facebook feed, but this one has to be near the top of the list
But Jesus IS the religion...
Didn't know where to post this the day Hawking died.
Same revolting slogan, now available in t-shirt form!
Even his name gives you pause
Living in the stone ages.
Apparently this picture disproves atheism
Crazy Woman Sending Gay Son to Chechnya
This guy was a prayer group leader at a church camp I went to as a teenager. Now he's made this. I commented and told him I'm gonna buy this and mix it with my real Cards Against Humanity set.
Get them to church
Oxygen was invented in the 1700s.
Trump isn't perfect, but he was chosen by GOD! GOD BLESS HIM!!! 🤲🙏🙏
A person lives in the sky
Yeah! Why won't they just be good religious fascists?
Harry Potter, Catholics, and Common Sense
Post demanding prayers accidentally makes the case against prayer
The Amens go on for pages and pages.. it's too easy to troll these people
Thoughts and prayers work
It's actually none of the above
Indian Atheist page with more than 300k followers blocked because local laws restrict Facebook's ability to show it
Amazon Review on a child book 'National Geographic Kids Why?'
The manual says to beat the living crap out of him
Everything in life is details
The holiest of presidents
The homophobia and straight out ridiculousness you have to deal with being a liberal in Eastern Kentucky
It's not like thoughts and prayers have failed us before...
MINE WILL IGNORE
Jesus is better than washing your hands!
Mother posts shit like this all the time ever since she found out I was an atheist
Happy Mother's Day! Pray for forgiveness sluts
Satan sounds like a pretty good guy
He's been posting about Christianity constantly lately
Not Facebook, but a good morning share on Whatsapp.
Well, it certainly sounds like an interesting way to spend a weekend, if nothing else...
God deals very harshly with people who mock him
Yes, that is how it works.
Local pastor totally not brain-washing his kids
You gotta pick your battles... :-)
Holy costume for a satanic holiday
slavery was the best! no seriously! X-Post /r/facepalm
Humans aren't Angels, therefore evolution is false.
Downloaded Facebook for 5 minutes.
Low Self-Esteem in the Name of the Lord!
I stand with “true, bold Christians”
Who turns on the lights before the Sun appears?
Was told to post this here 🖕🖕🖕 [X-Post /r/OldPeopleFacebook]
Defund public schools because Satan
As long as people know Jesus before they off themselves, mission accomplished. *facepalm*
Science was right, we need Jesus to live
Healthcare is for the nonbelievers!
Just a daily reminder that we're all going to hell!
Notice how Christ's umbrella comes with no responsibilities
Died 3 times from lasik.
Catholic doctrine at its finest
Great response, bud
A woman on Judge Judy advertised her bird as free to good home, Christian preferred.
Stars and Planets are Visible Sound.
All-knowing and powerful God is trying his best👌 give him a break tho, he can't prevent everything bad!!!
Atheists shouldn't be allowed to serve in Congress
Thank God our church is safe, errbody else get fked
Separation of church and state? Never heard of it.
Perfect Usage of the Poop emoji
God wants me to kill my kid? so be it!
Who needs logic when you have Ray Comfort!
Can’t risk an educated child they might think for themselves.
This one resurfaced again. Godless society.
Nancy is Judas
De-friended for applying platitudes to the real world
Yes, aunt Dawn, god made these borders.
Found in a friends Facebook post about “confessions from high school”. I’m sure if this were a Christian teacher it would’ve been discriminatory somehow
Posted by a former teacher of mine. I’d post the comments, but I don’t think I can handle reading them again.
Oh alright then
Aborted fetus lives > school shooting victims
Pro Life group thinks women are just mothers or a sex object
He died for our spins.
On an article about Hawking's last article, not Facebook, but some of the most delusional I've seen
Or... You know the rest.
It's a miracle - She died!
It’s shit like this. How are people this brainwashed?
“Please pray for my 7 year old who is terrified because we taught him that he deserves hell.”
No punishment, no deterrent.
Why draw inspiration from real life events when you can just make up fake events.
My dad posted this today 📖
Found this green this morning on my feed. Dumb ass can't even recognise the star of David
God's poor broken heart
Guess where this was posted.