First Zoom meeting (1969)

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Shoutout to the lady in the Canadian tuxedo on the left

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1 gram of Marijuana will still get you jail time in most states.

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Happy Lefty Day!

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This parasite feasts on a fish's tongue until it atrophies and falls off — then it lives in the fish's mouth as its new tongue. It's called a tongue-eating louse

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I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken

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Enough of your shit, Rebecca

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ThE nEw GeN iS jUsT wEiRd

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Every damn time

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Wrap around spider, named for its ability to flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs

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Don’t drop out just yet, chief

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It’s exactly where it’s at

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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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Every damn time

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God level

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Hollywood squares

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Yes, Missouri. Can you believe it?

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Harmacist knows best

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Sometimes it really do be like that tho

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OMG HE JUST DID

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Monopoly dollars

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Just one boop

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Therapy Meme

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I’m somewhat of a doggo whisperer myself

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“PhD Pepper”

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It looks like shit too

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Chicken is just trying to pay for college

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Murder by words Covid edition

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That’s just ducking crazy

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We get it, you vape.

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Money wasn’t even in there, man

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Put it on that beat Nate!

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[Request] What are the odds someone who drinks a glass of milk per day has had milk from the same cow on two different occasions?

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Was it a yuge mistake?

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My mind tells me “Transformers”

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1.7m long

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Criminals always find a way

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Why let strangers flex on you in front of your kids like that?

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No reason to front for yourself

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House packed full of killers

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This eye of the tiger doesn’t see as well as it used to.

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Health should never come second to a sport. Props to Andrew Luck for understanding what’s more important.

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Happy Christmas Birthday

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Hey, Jesus. Are you there? It’s me, Freddie.

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Khabib’s training partner speaks out for first time since incident

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Does this make the cut for this sub?

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Look at me, I’m the family now.

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Well, they are not wrong.

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No business cutting hair

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Get outta here with that McBullshit

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Insane Home Owner Associations

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Oh my world

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But no one has ever died from second hand lettuce.

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I think they mean Jerk Chicken

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Unpreparedness 101

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Gotta know when to let go

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Captain, we’re losing altitude.

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Generic Excuse

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Sit your ass down, Karen.

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XRP surpasses Ethereum in Market Cap to claim #2 spot

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This small Italian town is throbbing with Christmas spirit!

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There can’t be pleasure without pain

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Bros just looking out

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She must also be able to keep the living room clean and rinse off her bowl after she eats

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Rhymes so sticky, they’re almost pornographic.

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Trading nudes

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Can I get a Roll Tide?

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Comcast in the House

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Vaccinate your f’ing kids

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Take a moment to remember Crypto Genius as we’ll never be able to see his ads again. Will we ever find out who the next Bitcoin is?

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Good bye, humanity. Please turn off the lights on the way out.

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Is this good machine learning?

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Not sure if searching for new recipes or trying to make a point

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National Wildlife Reservation got jokes

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Happening right now in Savannah, GA

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Does it provide me with a sense of accomplishment? Triple no.

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It looks like shit too

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First swim in the pool

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Harmful human DNA

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It really do be like that

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No lifeguard on duty during bathroom breaks

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Hello 80085-69-420 how was school today?

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Implied correlation vs reality

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Lil John has been using earnings from his career as a rapper to open new schools in Ghana 🇬🇭

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Any professional chefs in the house?

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Cosmic Caterpillar

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Eat free with this one simple trick restaurants don’t want you to know.

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We all have that person in the gym

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Red Spider-Man redemption 2

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Moon pie face cat

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🔥 Fire Fox 🦊

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I’m sorry, what?

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Refuse to let someone else make the world a better place than you are

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Couldn’t find a more fitting name for my Tesla. I think some of you will appreciate it!

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Money wasn’t even in there, man

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Stop forcing your cultural appropriation on my people

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Why do good girls like bad bois?

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Honey, 80085-420-69 is fussy can you please try changing his diaper?

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“What the freaking heck?”

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A coffee table that can handle speeds of up to 115 mph

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Back to back champs, y’all!

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The Tree of Life found in a tomato

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2 types of laboratories

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Enjoys Web Design as well

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No one builds sand castles like I do, believe me, it’s true.

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Awe man he must have fainted at least twice

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Guns, pick-ups, and beer for Jesus

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Need a third opinion, chief?

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30 minutes of Scott

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Actual Human looking to meet new people and see where it goes

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🔥 Cosmic Caterpillar 🔥

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Feels like so long ago

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God plays too much

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Red Spider-Man Redemption 2

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Wrap around spider, named for its ability to flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs

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Why they be like that tho

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Opportunity for a “hole in one” either way

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Posted by the Marine Aquarium Societies of North America. These people can meme

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Brad Garlinghouse and a few other guests to appear on Fast Money on 3/6/18 @5pm EST on CNBC

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There is always a necks time

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“Fucking A dude”

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USA remains the undefeated Super Bowl champs.

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More after the commercial break

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This chicken is being a real prick

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Same way I drink my coffee.

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Grandma is losing her damn mind

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SLPT: Subtract the total from the tip for free food at your favorite restaurant.

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Asshole parent says “don’t lick doorknobs”

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To all the haters who said you’ll never amount to anything.

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Couldn’t come up with any funny puns, maybe necks time.

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Perfect date format don’t lie

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But riding the last bull run felt so good

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Happening right now in Savannah

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I trust Chick-fil-A with my life

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The unexplainable universe, ladies and gents!

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Fruity Pebbles Cheesecake Tacos

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Adam doesn’t play your games, Cindy.

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At least it’s done right

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It’s the most protein packed miracle

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OMW2FYB

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Shut your hole, Linda. You come from a time when women were treated as inferior property.

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The cost of space missions compared to war in Iraq

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Can’t stop - won’t stop

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It’s like that, Karen.

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Fresh out of natural light

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One year at the time, Chief.

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This black Friday is super LIT 🔥

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Stealth potion in a nutshell

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