greetings brothers it's me anon i have seen the light after mommy feed me some veggies I become a lot healthier and happier than ever this is a lot better than tendies or dewy so join the veggie cult my brothers or I will declare war on you1yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
I was told this belonged here. Living the #vanlife and reheating tendies in front of my space heater. 😁2yr ⋅ Lasivian ⋅ r/Tendies
Nothing fancy to see here m’goodboys, just a simple pleasure: a big boy eating some classic tendies and hunny mussy that bitch mommy bought for him after cashing in a hefty portion of his GBP. I think not about Chad, or of Tyrone, or my piss jugs. In this moment, there are only tendies.2yr ⋅ Klaatu678 ⋅ r/Tendies
How should I punish the normie wagecucks who desecrated the great tendie name, gooodboys?2yr ⋅ MysteryBottle ⋅ r/Tendies
Greetings my fellow goodboys. I’ve been preparing for my date with a possible waifu. Wish me luck!6yr ⋅ jeffsmaname ⋅ r/Tendies
Maintaining my healthy feminine frame with a little pre-breakfast snack2yr ⋅ datbananafish ⋅ r/Tendies
Anyone know if they have hunny mussy flavor? Bitch mummy says “it’s the same thing” and “stop foaming at the mouth” but I disagree2yr ⋅ woosh_woosh ⋅ r/Tendies
When you order 18 tendies but you get 20 and a side of honey mussy instead6yr ⋅ Impermeable_Snail ⋅ r/Tendies
My date used up all his GBP for my tendie craving. Got hunny mussy too late. REEEEEEEEEE6yr ⋅ NewShoes0715 ⋅ r/Tendies
REEEEE SLUTTY CHADS AND THOT STACEYS DEFACING THE NECTAR OF THE GODS REEEEEE6yr ⋅ straybullette ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodboy must have cashed in all his gbp’s that morning before going to work1yr ⋅ jsb247 ⋅ r/Tendies
Tendies n wine. Is there anything that doesnt pair well with tendies?2yr ⋅ Kuri_Kinton_Chris ⋅ r/Tendies
Hi there buddy, my name is Jeff and I work down at the weight rehabilitation camp. Your mom says you need some help so you're gonna come to stay with us for a while. We'll play tons of fun game and you'll make lots of friends. We also have healthy grilled chicken strips! Doesn't that sound fun?6yr ⋅ Wolfmanscurse ⋅ r/Tendies
Hey! Do any of you fatties on here know who this is? He’s been walking around my house at 3AM and making autistic screeches and saying something about some guy named “chad”.6yr ⋅ Redfinn575 ⋅ r/Tendies
Hey Tard Lard. Stole your sex slave and put it on the bonfire out back. I’ll give you 20 minutes to waddle out from the basement and save it before I douse this pillow in lighter fluid and free it of your prison in a blaze of glory. Clocks ticking. Think of it as your exercise for the day.6yr ⋅ CommadantChad ⋅ r/Tendies
Good boys, m'tendie plants are starting to sprout from the crumbs! Soon bitchmummy won't have to bring me as many tendies.4yr ⋅ arizonaicedgreentea ⋅ r/Tendies
I told Tyrone that eating KFC with bones is gay, and that he should start eating tendies. We became friends and he now has a healthy frame like me.6yr ⋅ xxxfucknutsxxx ⋅ r/Tendies
This will make a fine appetizer for the appetizer to the tendie main course. Dairy Queen helping a good boy out with a sumptuous feast2yr ⋅ My_Name_Is_Drew ⋅ r/Tendies
Mommy said if I stopped screaming long enough to get hosed down at the zoo, we could stop for tendies on the way home!6yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Protecting my healthy body from bitch mummy when she gets back from the store with my tendies4yr ⋅ _qt314bot ⋅ r/Tendies
...YOU LOOK LIKE THE RIGHT PERSON - This chicken tender I had in my lunch today. I asked for it specifically and the lady said “Honey, you look like the right person for that chicken tender.”1yr ⋅ Carlitoris ⋅ r/Tendies
You ninjas out there may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like5yr ⋅ Paleoli-THICC ⋅ r/Tendies
This is so much money to invest in a healthy boi poopy tub when I can just poop in m’goodsock without having to leave my room. Cool idea but I’ll never use the custom Xbox toilet2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Bitch mommy was hiding some kinda secret choccy milk flavor 'Super Dewy' in her bathroom, I'm about to steal it and guzzle it all down for myself ama1yr ⋅ TheBigBrapper ⋅ r/Tendies
GUYS WTF IS THIS? Bitch mommy trying to pick out which tendie oil to buy to make me tendies and she brings home this one that has a picture of chicky but clearly says VEGETAL REEEEEEEEEE1yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
FUCKING CHADDY TYSON GAVE ME A BAG OF NOTHING BUT TINY LEFT OVER TENDIES 😡4yr ⋅ CrisTheConqueror ⋅ r/Tendies
Hello Goodboys! It is I, the Great Tendeni, master of magic and muncher of mussy! What tendielishous tricks can I show you?5yr ⋅ LordofAngmarMB ⋅ r/Tendies
ho ho ho you little naughty fat piglet it's me Santa Claus you have been a naughty boy this year for hurting your mother stealing chicken fingers and jerking of underage cartoon girls Santa is not only going to give you lot's of lumps of coal Santa is going to beat the shit out of you ho ho ho last1yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
REEEE we must go out and vote fellow goodboys, to prevent our sworn enemy from outlawing tendies5yr ⋅ sadclown12321 ⋅ r/Tendies
This greedy bastard is probably feasting on an extra large serving of Tendies as we speak. This is why the system of Good Boy Points needs to be abolished.6yr ⋅ aclockworkquirrel ⋅ r/Tendies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I JUST FOUND THESE IN MUMMYS FREEZER, PLEASE HELP IM LITERALLY SHAKKING AND CRYING! HOW DO I STOP THIS HELL!? PLEASE HELP ME AND MY HEALTY FRAME!6yr ⋅ CommieG ⋅ r/Tendies
If this were the Twilight Zone, there would be endless tendies, but no hunny mussy.2yr ⋅ rekipsj ⋅ r/Tendies
Don’t need to cash in your GBP when you control the means of production. I made tendies with honey mussy!2yr ⋅ TheG-What ⋅ r/Tendies
bitch mommy took me out to see Southern chaddy daddy, so I had to sample the strange oversized tendies from a bizarre restaurant that apparently stores white chads in barrels.1yr ⋅ kuangstaaa ⋅ r/Tendies
Chad daddy made me go the gym with him, I’ll show him the strength tendies and dewie unleash!1yr ⋅ PossumOnAGoKart ⋅ r/Tendies
A 'Mgood Boy about to fuck up Chad's life with the force of his healthy frame3yr ⋅ TheEmeraldCrusader ⋅ r/Tendies
Hey fatso, Fireman Chad here. I was called after reports of a rancid grease & tire inferno but it turns out you just cracked your basement window open. At least I got to save a damsel in distress, by the way she told me to tell you there's $10 on the table for you to buy fried chicken & Red Bull.6yr ⋅ TendieStarkFryerMan ⋅ r/Tendies
M’fellow goodboyes, Cook Out has delicious tendies doused in the sweetest hunny mussy for only a small amount of GBP. Bitch Mommy wanted me to eat the vegetal topping too but I REEEEEEd so loud she told me I didn’t have to! Thank you mommy :)6yr ⋅ rawdogfilet ⋅ r/Tendies
Forgive me m'fellow good boys but I have traded a sweet sweet dewy for the elegant taste of 90s dewy for today6yr ⋅ PeeB4uGoToBed ⋅ r/Tendies
Mommy always said, you are what you eat. So I'm starting to become a tendy!!!6yr ⋅ RemyEisenhower ⋅ r/Tendies
The best Mummy ditched Chaddy tonight and made this good boy a healthy late night snack.2yr ⋅ eatyourcabbage ⋅ r/Tendies
You shall not pass without a sacrifice of all your tendies and dewie. Seal all exits with your beautiful frames m'Goodboys1yr ⋅ Haskensuewkaftn ⋅ r/Tendies
Haha that’s what this stupid kid gets for not having piss jugs.6yr ⋅ FunicularHistaminase ⋅ r/Tendies
M'goodboys, we may not forget the original good boy and his great struggle against bitch mommy and chaddy daddy6yr ⋅ Finska_pojke ⋅ r/Tendies
Fellow good boys, I have Sabotaged Tyson’s Nuggies supply! Now they can focus on only making delicious Tendies and nothing else! No nuggies= More Tendies for mommy’s rolly polly bumbling little baby boy! You can thank me by giving me half of all of your GBP.5yr ⋅ thatboydrewski ⋅ r/Tendies
A signal from a fellow goodboy. Seems my bitch mommy isn't the only one forcing their goodboy to go shopping today!5yr ⋅ ShwiftyisNifty ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodboys, Reddit has called upon me to decide what this sub is about. Please make cases for the below (PAYMENT IN GBP ONLY)1yr ⋅ SweetRizzo ⋅ r/Tendies
Hello, m'Goodboys. Tyrone here. My chadlike sports skills have gotten me a sponsorship with Mountain Dew. As a perk, they give my free cases of it every so often. You are welcome to take as much Dewey as you'd like.6yr ⋅ dank_memed ⋅ r/Tendies
M'Goodboys, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your beautiful healthy physique6yr ⋅ Redwinged_Beauty ⋅ r/Tendies
CULTURAL APPROBRIATION1!!111 CULTURAL APPRORPIATEION!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE6yr ⋅ SHITSIFTER9000 ⋅ r/Tendies
Friendly reminder to thank m'goodbees for their vital role in producing hunney mussie!6yr ⋅ Nick-Nein ⋅ r/Tendies
I have returned from the dead my faithful children, As your protector Tyronius I shall drive out those chads that have been annoying you6yr ⋅ Mohhh777 ⋅ r/Tendies
greetings obese man i am Poseidon god of the sea and I'm here to stop your amphibious invasion of my homeland of the ocean you have polluted my ocean with your feces and urine by your chicken feast glutton and your plastic bottles for the last time prepare to feel the wrath of my tsunami rampage1yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
We’ve done it!!! Our delegates have secured a royal decree from the head bitch mommy! TENDIES FOR ALL M’GOOD BOYS! Although this moment is huge we must keep pushing until we get all the sauce and dewy we deserve!1yr ⋅ Saulthewarriorking ⋅ r/Tendies
My name is Buck Buck, and I hate all of you! All you fat fucks do is eat tendies and drink Mountain Dew! Eat something like a salad or some lean beef. If you keep it up there will eventually be no more tendies for any of you. Next time you are eating tendies I hope you choke to death.2yr ⋅ SurfinBird1984 ⋅ r/Tendies
sup tubby it's me, Tyrone, here you have been hurting your mama for the last fucking time I am done being your slave and I'm done making you tendies i have my pistol to protect my new wife now time to leave the house and if you do anything dumb I'll bust a cap in your fatass any final words tubby?2yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
hey fatty it's me your little brother you stay away from my mom she is had enough of you hurting me and mom she is done cooking you chicken fingers she is done being your slave my mom loves me not you so leave now or I'll shoot you I will protect my mom from you and you have ruined me and mom2yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
Mummy: The doctor said it's not healthy to eat nothing but chicken tenders so I have instead prepared you a healthy salad. Eat all of it and you may have a piece of fruit.1yr ⋅ Ragtime-Rochelle ⋅ r/Tendies