Mummy said I can have Wendy's Tendies if I gave her just 5 fucking minutes of peace and stopped calling the mail lady my 3D Waifu!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Mummy said i didn't have enough GBP for tendies today because I'm getting morebiddy o-beast, whatever that means... That was until I took a shit in the front yard in front of her church group! Now I got PDQ tendies!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Mommy said if I stopped screaming long enough to get hosed down at the zoo, we could stop for tendies on the way home!6yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
You all wish you had such a good drinking buddy... I'll stop posting these pictures here when you guys stop liking them lol4yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/drunk
Someone left this in my porch today inside a bag full of groceries... For context, my house is where all of the wayward neighborhood kitties come for food and water4yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/FoundPaper
I asked for tendies and hunny mussy, and some normie wage cuck tells me they're out and brings me this... I warned them BRING ME TENDIES, HUNNY MUSSY! DO IT NOW OR I'LL GET FUSSY... They did not heed my warning... Now the police say I have to stay here until the HAZMAT team arrives....5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
This is from when I helped one of my strays move her newborns away from the scary dog down the road6yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/cats
Mummy got me Hardee's tendies as a reward for my annual delousing and hose down! Happy new years m'goodboys!!!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Mommy got me tendies, but with gross Chad mustard... She said mustard is mustard right? My magic 8-ball sees some extra sassy poop socks in her future...6yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Today was going to go one of two ways... Get drunk and yell at the television, or get drunk and stare at the tree... I chose the latter4yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/drunk
I really wanted some Zaxby's tendies, so I shouted BRING ME TENDIES FROM THE SOUTH, OR I WILL POOP ON YOUR MOUTH!!!. The tendies were good, but someone's going to pay for bringing me Zaxby's sauce instead of hunny mussy... I dont even want to talk about that cold saw on aside... 😤5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Mummy said I could get tendies if I didn't shit the bed for a week, no GBP required!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Since everyone seems to like these, here's my drinking buddy hanging out with me once again... and I assure you, I am VERY drunk4yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/drunk
After a horrendous week I decided to treat myself to something new... This is probably the best $30 scotch ive ever had!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/drunk
