So I got a Mickey tattoo.

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A Humpback Whale Leaps out of the St. Lawerence River in Montreal May 31 2020 . A First Ever on Record.

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Just living up to his breed.

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Hey Emily, take note...

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Celebrated our honeymoon at Disneyland so I documented our trip through a photo map.

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Found this actor on IMDB, think he deserves a shot at playing a hr rep or waiter or flight attendant or something. I don’t know I’m not a casting director.

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We left Pop at 6:12am and didn’t return until 1:51am. We had a blast on our last day in Magic Kingdom.

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Lily the rescue. She’s a little broken but a good girl.

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Setting up a Customers Tablet

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Could you imagine an actress wearing a fat suit is damaging, fatphobic, and potentially triggering to other plus-sized people.

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How are people so ungrateful?

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Fruitbats Not Doing Well

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No it wouldn't. It would look great, thank you.

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The Grand Canyon Caverns Suite. A suite 200 feet underground in Arizona.

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Update: This Sleepy Fruitbat Has Bronchitis

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Like this just fills me with so much joy, but so much hate. Two games for only $100????? Nintendo MUST be going BANKRUPT.

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The best Mummy ditched Chaddy tonight and made this good boy a healthy late night snack.

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So I got a Donald tattoo.

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God posts holding earth in hands. Claims it’s powered by “some magnets or shit”.

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I just discovered you go against the ridges to keep the chip whole.

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MEOW_IRL

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Yes. These are chips.

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I can ignore the cheese

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Some players make it to Cooperstown, others make it to Dollarama.

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Sad realization at Walt Disney World

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Don’t ask me how or why but USPS delivered my Pokemon preorder almost three weeks early!!!! 👏👏🙌😄😍🤗

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Christmasfied my RPi calendar (MagicMirrror). Complete with own holiday pictures, twinkling lights, falling snow, countdown and quotes.

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“There’s no way this will fit in your tiny car” said the Tree lot man. Why scratch the roof, when it will fit perfectly inside?

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A coworker bought a bottle of McCormick's Honey. Canada's No.1 Liquid Honey. Delicious, now blended with Chinese honey!

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How common is this?

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My schools gym during exams.

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What are you snackin’ on this weekend?

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It’s not what makes the valve slap.

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Woman tries to drive through race.

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Don't mean to be that guy, but it's coming. Near Calgary earlier today.

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Let's jump over the crowd, wCGW?

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Taco Pizza. Refried beans, salsa, seasoned beef, cheese, tomato, jalapeno, lettuce, salsa, corn chips. 9/10.

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Xplosive Pizza Goldfish crusted chicken baked on Ciabatta with mayo, pickle, onion, tomato, lettuce.

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Halladay’s Induction Display at the Hall of Fame

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Get out of the house.

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When Colt finally meets Big Pred

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This is why we can’t have nice things.

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No bread. I introduce The Hotdog Salad. Two dogs sliced, potato salad, mustard, relish, tomato, onion. The wife wasn’t impressed.

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I see all your custom docks and I want you to check out my sweet Nintendo Switch dock.

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A hooker tried to offer her services last night. I declined. When I woke up this morning this happened to my tire. How can I clear this up?

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uj/ I thought this was a post on this sub at first

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Your honour, he puts feces in socks and uses it as a weapon, need I say more? I think if anything jail would be a good place for Tubbs over there. I rest my case. A’int no chicken where you’re goin’ son.

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Found this memory. Camp fire cooked, mustard and bread pizza as bun.

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Is this how I too can meet a sweet Nigerian prince?

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Because you know getting married in a chain restaurant in Southern Ontario is so much better than Vegas.

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Husky in pool

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My local TV station has a 4/20 representative.

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Anon needs help deciding on a career.

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Anyone want to take a guess where this is from?

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Scored this wicked deal on hubless rims. Just need an install kit not sure where to start, Google is turning up nothing.

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Kraft now makes a palm oil free hazelnut spread. My childhood PB+Hazlenut lives on.

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Half of Canada's Entire Population Lives Below the Red Line

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PLEASSEE NINTENDO. I BEG OF YOU. I WILL GIVE YOU MY LEFT NUT TO RERELEASE THIS HIDDEN GEM.

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MRW I hear the boss handing out pay cheques at work.

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Waiting for the season like...

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HELP A winter tire fell off and hit my Honda. Driver just kept going on three wheels. I need help identifying this wheel. It has five holes and completely black. Anyone know what model this belongs to?

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Enjoying the last bit of baseball while I still can.

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So it says here you threw two socks filled with feces at your mother after she refused to feed you chicken. You were also spotted at the grocer stealing four boxes of frozen chicken tenders. When officer Tyrone arrested you, you screamed “reeeeee” and “you did this to me you bitch” How do you plead?

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Not saying it wasn’t a memorable moment but can we get a more current back drop on the mobile app?

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Been waiting to find a place to post this...

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They are attempting to bring an outside protein into the situation.

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Building a calendar using magic mirror. MMM-Backgroundslideshow won’t show my pictures in full image, only the default ones that came with the program. Any suggestions? Config in comments.

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Switch Lite Flip Cover

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Gotta watch out for them Canadians

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Double Barrelled Pistols

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I bought a copy of one of the most underrated games out on the Switch. 😍

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This year I opted to make my SO an advent Calendar.

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Parents are away. Decided to try and do some pickling. Yes, that is a granite countertop with a gas stove. Yes, it has burnt a divot. No, baking soda or tooth paste won’t take it away.

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Get off the rocks you inconsiderate fucks. (Peggy’s Cove, NS)

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Am I the only one who wants a remaster of this great game?

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I am a veteran. I have had to kill a few people in my time.

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me irl

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[CAN] Super Mario 3D Console Bundle $249.98 Shoppers Drug Mart Saturday/Sunday Only

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What the hell is this green light for? My car trying to turn vegan or something?

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Why does the trial cost $3 more?

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meow_irl

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Ford today: “We are frustrated with large parties and weddings...” Ford a few weeks ago:

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What is this that I woke up to on my front page???!???

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Don't trust them with a wrench near your bike.

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What we don't see, the BBCAN diary room.

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Lying for Karma is pretty petty,

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Younger brother earns mighty GB points

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My definition of Luxuriate (xpost /r/aww)

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Want to tamper proof your screws? Use a wrench on a screw driver an you will never be able to get them off again.

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Oops wrong sub. Installing snow chains on Honda.

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FixMyBags - Any tips to get the valve on these aliexpress bags to work?

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Located at the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts - Some form of snow sled - Looking for manufacturer

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Realized following The Deepening (S2E6) the soft serve still remains damaged.

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Came across this on Etsy.

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It's ok that I touched my sister, we were young

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The Pulse Rifle

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Do I need to add support to these holes? They fit a M5 bolt.

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A friend of mine wanted a Blue Jays centrepiece. Nothing existed so he made one himself.

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Watching a workplace safety video.

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But what if I don't have Facebook?

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Survived my first camping trip with the canoe.

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Can someone explain this. Found in a 1971 Waukesha Freeman Milwaukee News Paper.

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An old tin can found on a hike today. These markings were inside. Anybody have a clue what this can would have contained?

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How quickly the turtle moves into his shell [xpost /r/animalsbeingjerks]

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I ain't afraid of no goat! (x-post /r/gifs)

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Trying to build a rock garden. Any reason why a rock won’t work on the left square?

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No BBUS live feeds for Canadians.

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First time canning whole tomatoes 9/12 jars did this. They all have a good seal. Tomatoes, lemon juice and water. Should I open and top them with more water?

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[Collection] Made a watch box tonight for less than $10.

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This washer didn’t get punched all the way through.

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Gas Station Listens to Grandma After Comment of Small Flag Pole. x-post /r/murica

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I can't believe the dealer wanted $700 to clear my engine light. Went to Canadian Tire and found this, $693 saved.

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Don't know if this type of beading applies here. These are moccasin vamps I made for the Walking With Our Sisters art exhibition.

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meow_irl

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Spit, Spit, Spit who spits on someone. You are nothing but a disgrace.

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Man in Toronto see's airplane with banner proposing to girlfriend with same name. Can confirm, am pilot.

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Dream team right there ... Take all my money Tap Sports.

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OMG rummaging through a coworkers desk and found this. Smarties and a glove. WTFFFF LOLZ.

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Man watches children vandalize McDonalds bathroom, when mom walks in tells her to get knees dirty all while taking a piss. Can confirm am urinal.

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MRW Gas prices hit under $1/litre (Canada)

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