Hey fatso, Fireman Chad here. I was called after reports of a rancid grease & tire inferno but it turns out you just cracked your basement window open. At least I got to save a damsel in distress, by the way she told me to tell you there's $10 on the table for you to buy fried chicken & Red Bull.6yr ⋅ TendieStarkFryerMan ⋅ r/Tendies
Stumbled across this Chad propaganda today while looking through HuniePop playthroughs on YouTube. This is why you must make sure your mummy brings you at least two full trays of tendies every hour lest you begin to waste away. Stay safe m'goodboys.6yr ⋅ TendieStarkFryerMan ⋅ r/Tendies
M'goodboys, I come bearing dire news. Our spy in the Chad Corps has reason to believe that they are working on a new AI-fuelled superweapon, complete with pissjug deflector and liposuction gun. What can we do to keep our healthy frames safe from this abomination?6yr ⋅ TendieStarkFryerMan ⋅ r/Tendies