She said ‘do u love me?’ I tell her only tendies. I love hunny mussy and dewy, I’m healthy5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Tendie fleshlight attachment for waifu pillow? Check. Mommy still a bitch? Check. She away all my cum socks? Check. I’m not even gonna REEE about it5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodlads. I have found our secret weapon in the battle against the Chads. Victory is ours, m’lady3yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
It’s like the Armageddon clock but specifically for the bell riots episode coming true is one second away from midnight right now1yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/DeepSpaceNine
I’m hunting down the freeman and I saw he clocked in at work this morning.7mo ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/OKbuddyHalfLife
This is so much money to invest in a healthy boi poopy tub when I can just poop in m’goodsock without having to leave my room. Cool idea but I’ll never use the custom Xbox toilet2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
GUYS WTF IS THIS? Bitch mommy trying to pick out which tendie oil to buy to make me tendies and she brings home this one that has a picture of chicky but clearly says VEGETAL REEEEEEEEEE1yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Oh big boi very thirst from all this vidja let me just reach for this ice cold mountai-..... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
FELLOW M’GOODBOYS: I HAVE REACHED THE PROMISE LAND WHERE EVERY MOUNTAIN STREAM TRICKLES FREE WITH SWEET DEWEY. I SHOWER IN CODE RED2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodboy made me cry with this post. I sincerely hope this is just an appetizer or else they will definitely starve and too close to vegetal.2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
This was posted on another sub saying he was kinda hefty. This m’goodboy looks like he hasn’t been fed in hours. Just skin and bones. I hope this m’goodboy got some nourishment and back up to a healthy weight1yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Working a corn convention on very little sleep and this booth caught m’goodeye. Feed a m’goodboy and stop all food waste except vegetal cuz those are shit. It’s good for bitch mommy earth2yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Yeah cruelty free vegan hunting folks. Also the Mushrooms are allowed to go outside1yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/foraging
merREEEEEEEEEEEE Christmas m’goodboys. Round yon virgin so tendie and mild.5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
The flesh around my face has become so healthy that it’s very difficult to get my glasses to work. They keep getting lost in the folds. I was riding my rascal down the condiment isle with Bitch and trying to figure out if these bottles say Mussy. I drank one already and didn’t taste right. Plz help5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Hmm I dunno maybe it has to do with a global health pandemic? Maybe not because they’re Muslim or black like trump? There is no reaching the right or left... but the right... wtf are they doing man3yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Just got a couple pounds of indoor from coloREEEEdo. Up top is OG m’Grape Vape and bottom is a new strain called Body Pillow. Small bag on right is Fedora Borealis but that’s head-stash only. Stay hungy m’goodboyes5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Any other m’goodboys on here wanna meet up and eat some mussy sandwiches with m’lil ponies? We will use tendies instead of bread obviously5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
I found an angel that serves the great wosh. Blessed be thine egglegs5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/WOSH
This is hunny mussy for us m’goodboys that have an IQ of 140+ because we’re Rick and Morty fans and well cultured healthy lads and m’scienceboys. If you disagree I will destroy you in any debate or you can answer to my nippon steel. Be sure to have your jug empty around me.5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
I fucking rascalled all the way over here to find out it’s out of ordeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Draw me like one of your French onion flavored waifu pillows. I’m flying, jack! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE5yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
