Mommy has only returned with 5 tendies! Man the poop sock trebuchet at once!2yr ⋅ My_Name_Is_Drew ⋅ r/Tendies
Bitch mommy finally pulled off the road after I flung a poop sock at a state trooper. M'zaxbys was in the parking lot and I'm ecstatic4yr ⋅ ModestRacoon ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodhouse’s ample frame is almost enough to lure me out of bitch mommy’s basement. Almost.4yr ⋅ SwimmingCry ⋅ r/Tendies
Fellow M’Goodboys. Do not be fooled by fake news like this and be persuaded to join the Chads. The only way to salvation and a healthy frame is a steady diet of tendies, Dewey, and hunny mussy.5yr ⋅ DaRealBagzinator ⋅ r/Tendies
These chads would not survive with their malnourished bodies. Clearly us goodboys are superior in every way! 10 GBP for all m’goodboys!5yr ⋅ spookymagicians ⋅ r/Tendies
Donny is a good boy. Serving all the hunny mussy to our fellow good boys. Much respect to the presidenty5yr ⋅ Who_Dat_Nation ⋅ r/Tendies
I wanted tendies and all we had in the house was my little sister’s tv dinner. Mummy tried to get me eat the vegetables but I just REEE’d until she left me alone. This was not even a snack for this good boy. I am starving m’fellow good boys.3yr ⋅ MarchKick ⋅ r/Tendies
M'goodfrog patiently waits by the window waiting for bitch mummy to return with the tendies she promised to bring home.3yr ⋅ Naughtiestdingo ⋅ r/Tendies
To celebrate my reddit birthday bitch mommy got me this exquisite dewie and dorito cake for post tendie time4yr ⋅ abeastmuffin ⋅ r/Tendies
M'gentlemen, the body pillow I forgot to add to ye starter pack. Also more tendies4yr ⋅ BodaciousCNO ⋅ r/Tendies
M’goodlads. I have found our secret weapon in the battle against the Chads. Victory is ours, m’lady3yr ⋅ thebiggestbirdboi ⋅ r/Tendies
Took a break from the Goodboy Academy to go to DQ and study with a plate of m'tendies!4yr ⋅ Spot__Pilgrim ⋅ r/Tendies
I spent 40 GPB on these tendies, BUT THEY BROUGHT ME MELLIE YELLIE INSTEAD OF DEWEY! SCREEEE!4yr ⋅ BHole_69 ⋅ r/Tendies
This poor m'goodboy has succumbed to the bullying of his Chad friend and lost his healthy frame REEEEEEEE 1 up vote = 1 tendie meal for our comrade6yr ⋅ slimeguy42 ⋅ r/Tendies
A nice healthy breakfast of pancakes and tendies (complete with hunny mussy of course)!4yr ⋅ miki_eitsu ⋅ r/Tendies
HELLO LOSERS, I am Stan, Chad’s cousin, I’m here to deliver an eviction court order and to seize all your chicken tenders, you have 30 minutes to leave the house so I can be with your mummy or the cops will remove you by force6yr ⋅ fidok66 ⋅ r/Tendies
What would m'goodboys think of such a meal? (Out of GBP, can't afford tendies)5yr ⋅ DnivRandomosity ⋅ r/Tendies
Bitch Mommy said I have to eat DISGUSTING VEGETAL or No TENDIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!6mo ⋅ DingusTaargus ⋅ r/Tendies
M’fellow Tendicans, were gonna build the biggest Tendie and make Chad pay for it!6yr ⋅ Fartblunt696969 ⋅ r/Tendies
Petition to change upvotes and downvotes with tendies and pepe screaming (REEEEEEEEEEEE)6yr ⋅ _DEUS-VULT_ ⋅ r/Tendies
In the criminal justice system, obesity based offenses are considered especially heinous. On reddit, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as /r/tendies. These are their stories.1yr ⋅ arsellalb ⋅ r/Tendies
My frame has become so healthy, I have begun to collapse in on myself. I feel as though I have finally reached Nirvana, m'goodboys!1yr ⋅ honestlyname601 ⋅ r/Tendies
Four tendies? That's it?? And no honey mussy! Man the poops socks posthaste2yr ⋅ My_Name_Is_Drew ⋅ r/Tendies
I woke up this morning to a knock on the door. When I answered it my friend was standing there with this in his hand. He doesnt use reddit so I often send him an SMS with my favorite posts. Reading through r/tendies and spamming my friend with it resulted in actual tendies being randomly delivered.4yr ⋅ Naughtiestdingo ⋅ r/Tendies
Asked for Dewey and they gave me passion fruit mimosa. I’ve been tricked, m’goodsirs. REEEEEEE!3yr ⋅ jayqwellan ⋅ r/Tendies
Gerard Andriesz Bicker Bartholomeus van der Helst - a noble good boy rightfully immortalised in the Rijks Museum5yr ⋅ Clickle ⋅ r/Tendies
hello 911 I need your help my son has been abusing me for 35 years he demands food like chicken fingers and mountain dew throws his temper tantrum when things don't go his way and what's worst he killed my friend chad I need you guys to arrest him for first-degree murder on chad, please hurry3yr ⋅ chadosaurus99 ⋅ r/Tendies
Tendies: The Game. Choose our favorite Tendie Hero and defeat these four bad guys!1yr ⋅ crinkledMissouri ⋅ r/Tendies
M'good boy maintaining his healthy frame so he can fight off the Taliban.1yr ⋅ bellennemcz ⋅ r/Tendies
Mummy said i didn't have enough GBP for tendies today because I'm getting morebiddy o-beast, whatever that means... That was until I took a shit in the front yard in front of her church group! Now I got PDQ tendies!5yr ⋅ MeesterPoot ⋅ r/Tendies
Mommy burnt the tendies AND tried to sneak vegitals into meal. This does not help a goodboyTM with his healthy frame.4yr ⋅ haeda ⋅ r/Tendies
M’Goodboi trucker has no time to stop for the bathroom! His tendie delivery route has to stretch for many miles. PissJug deployed! Reeeeeee!3yr ⋅ friendofoldman ⋅ r/Tendies
Alert to all fellow M'Goodboys! Bitch mommy Stacy might try to give you poison dewey. Beware of this Chad plot to destroy our goodboy frames.5yr ⋅ KingSam89 ⋅ r/Tendies
Fellow goodboys... this is unacceptable. Time to rise up against bitch mommy5yr ⋅ rsmit175 ⋅ r/Tendies
Bitch mommy burnt some of my tendies, and didn’t give me any honey mussy. Waste of 500 GBP3yr ⋅ your_average_IT ⋅ r/Tendies
The great Easter Tendie Tourney! Popeyes vs Raising Canes. Popeyes forgot our hunny mussy!!!3yr ⋅ web_username ⋅ r/Tendies
