Our health officials know best.

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Chaddy Daddy forced me to eat yucky cereal I showed him REEEEEEEEEEE

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Chicken tendie

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hey fatty it's me your little brother you stay away from my mom she is had enough of you hurting me and mom she is done cooking you chicken fingers she is done being your slave my mom loves me not you so leave now or I'll shoot you I will protect my mom from you and you have ruined me and mom

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Mummy: The doctor said it's not healthy to eat nothing but chicken tenders so I have instead prepared you a healthy salad. Eat all of it and you may have a piece of fruit.

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nuggies and mac and itS ENTIRELY REEEEEEGAN there are not enough piss jugs ON EARTH to contain my wrath

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The tendie that died for our sins

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just drew bitch mommy a bath for some good boy points. Little does she know the bathbomb I used is actually my entire piss jar collection.

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Saturday, where I finally get time off online school. Enjoying some tendies with honey mustard sauce

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What the frick is this crap?

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Doggo m'goodboy loses his healthy frame!! tHiS iS sO SaD cAn We HiT 4 uPvOtEs?

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M’dewie socks

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I can’t wait to see what’s under the Christmas tREEEEEEEEEEE

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A perfectly fine enviorment for a good boy to nourish his healthy frame! You can also see he is prepared for war with those military-grip piss jugs.

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M’good cowboy

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Guy Fiereeeeee is a fellow M'goodboy

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I became to faint to start slinging pee jugs and could only let out a faint RRREE. I have never come so close to death...

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Please, Donate upvote so this young man can buy his Tendies.

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My mommy said this music writing gets me good boy points

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Woman want me, Tendies fear me!

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It's Buck Buck again, You fat retards won't stop! You keep chasing after me chanting Give Me Tendies! I'm so stressed out I molted! Tendies come frome Hens Not Roosters! I'm gonna have Farmer Chad show you his shotgun

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Weird tendy sauce... it isn't honey mussy but it is still good!!!

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Tip my hat to m’good soldier for protecting the castle with his healthy frame!!

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A fitting punishment for such a crime 😤

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One good boi defending his home from chads

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Anon is confused

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M'fellow goodbye, I have noticed an increased number of posts relating to NUGGIES and NOT TENDIES. I believe the Chads have infiltrated our borders and are undercover, trying to blend in. It is time to take up arms and prepare for battle yet again. Ready your jugs, gentlemen.

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Tendies tendies one two three, all these tendies just for me. Homemade tendies yum yum yum, in my mouth then out my bum. Crunchy chicken snack so sweet, the Chad upstairs shall taste defeat.

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M'goodboys, our bloodline is pure. Carry your sexy portliness with pride and honor. Pictures here are my great grandpappy Dewey and his controlling asshole daddy, Chadwin.

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WHEN YOU HAVE A JOB SO YOU CAN BUY AS MUTCH TENDIES AS YOU WANT

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Maggie De Block - Belgian M'inister for Health

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stolen from r/mildlyinfuriating bitch mommy wouldn't take the mackky out of my browny. reeeeeeeeeeee!

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When mommy burns the tendies

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The perfect dessert to compliment a plate of tendies... Dewey sherbet!

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Bitch Mommy said Chad wants us to save money

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Mommy has enabled me to acquire the delicious tendies I desire. Ft. Dewy

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Saw this healthy m’goodboy at steak n’ shake chowing on a healthy amount of tendies and hunny mussy.

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Tendies Squad

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Chaddy daddy said I could have them free no gbp required all i have to do is bend over and pick it up

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Another meal for a good Canadian boy

3yr ⋅

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Tyrone here to tell you its okay your biological dad wasn't in your life, i'm here now, heres some tendies and hunny mussy...

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Anon is King

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M'goodboy gettin his midnight tendies

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Chaddy daddy will be getting sloppy seconds tonight

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Shawshank redemption

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BK Tendies

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When bitch mommy tries to get you to pause an online game

4yr ⋅

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[stolen from r/absoluteunits] Finally, a m’lady for me!

6yr ⋅

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Found while looking for 3d waifu. She has strong, respectable goodgirl name, but stacy body. So confused...

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The piss jugs have evolved m'goodboys

6yr ⋅

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OP levels up with precious Dewy

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hello son it's mom here I thought you might be very thirsty after playing video games all day and night long so i bring some orange dewie to enjoy have fun sweet pea

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What should we do with her?

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When the tendies burn but you're only a little upset because mommy will make you more

6yr ⋅

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Tendie Feast!

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Hello m'goodboys my cat had a horrible thin unhealthy frame and had sacrificed some of my GBP to give him a healthy frame like my own.

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Uhh, hey there fellow gamers! Nugg- err i mean tenders amirite! you know what would be an awesome prank? if we all bought the ChadsTM a 12 pack of muscle milk on 2/5/19, the looks on their faces would be priceless! Who else agrees?

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An amount of Tendies for both lunch and dinner for the day. Tum tum is happy for once.

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M'Bath Time

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Hank is chaddy daddy

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A GOODBOYS BEST FRIEND IS BEING STARVED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CALL ASPCA

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M’goodbrother in arms fighting for our freedoms and defending our tendies

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The promised land belongs to Chad 🥺

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Healthy m’goodboy

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When chaddy daddy tries to steal my tendies but he doesn't know about my hunny mussy powers

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Hello, It's Buck Buck again. I still think that all of you are morbidly obese, retarded, and lazy! You've finally done it, you have eaten so many tendies, that there are no hens left! Short answer is that I can't get any tail, other wise no more tendies! We can no longer reproduce thanks to you all!

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Tendiezz

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All about those gbp

5yr ⋅

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I come from a long line of good boys

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M'GoodTendies

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Full of tendies. Felt cute, might delete later.

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Hunny mussy for dipping tendies

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Bitch mom finally made enough tendies today, should I give her one of my piss jugs as a reward?

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Fancy tendies at my art show opening to be goodboye inclusive, handing out gbp to every visitor

4yr ⋅

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Finally sunday, mommy gives me tendies today😋😋😋

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M'Good Twins

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When you pour your piss jugs on the wrong person

6yr ⋅

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Legend holds that if you upvote this, tendies like this will fall upon you like GPBs from heaven.

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M’goodhunter

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Week 2 of having to live on my own. Out of Tendies, Mommy's check doesn't come for another 3 days, have to eat nasty left over nuggets to survive. SEND HELP.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures...had to leave the basement for more tendies. REEEEEEEE

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m'goodboye slays the ladies

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Get it?

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The f*ck are those filthy dirt-grown fiber stalks next to my delicious tendies? What kind of sicko does this?

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Mommy’s healthy 328 Ib baby

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M'goodboy has shown you his ass, m'lady. Respond now.

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THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF M'GOODANIMALS REEEEEE

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I’m sure mom is happy to see her good boy getting his shots.

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This M'goodboy knows what's up. He will find the right M'lady

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When mummy says the tendies are ready but they are not

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

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M'goodboy takes lady out for a meal

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MOMMY GAVE ME COLD TENDIES THEY WERE PRETTY CHEWY BUT THEY SLID DOWN QUITE NICELY

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hello there it's me your teacher miss Elizabeth your mom is worried about your low IQ so she brought you here for your first school where you are going to have lots of fun with the education in math spelling history class gym class and some healthy fruits and veggies for lunch

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Can we take a moment for goodboy representation in media this year? Major strides were made.

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worst country ever fuck chads

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When you smell your neighbor cooking tendies

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Bitch Mommy said I could have tendies with honey mussie but only if I ate my vegetals and grains too.

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M'good girl is getting the royal treatment from her boyfriend

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If chads can get upvotes how many can our beloved trendies get

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BEHOLD M'GOODBOYS! BAJA BLAST DEWIE HAS RETURNED TO STORES! NOW MUMMY CAN BUY US IT IN MASSIVE QUANTITY!

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anon it's mummy I brought some yummy tendies for your tum tum enjoy your dinner

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Mommy is making work for food during ChinaVirus REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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hello son it's mummy you finish your tendie din-din and for being a good boy this week here's your dewy ice cream enjoy my sweet angel

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Pedos pretending to be tendies

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A truly inspiring example of a malnourished normie discovering tendies and transforming into a healthy goodboy

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These are not the strips you are looking for. *Jedi hand wave*

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I don't know what to think of these skinny tendies. Mommy still gave me a good portion.

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This is my waifu but I’ll share with my fellow goodboys. Be gentle with her my supple brothers.

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m'fellow good boys, i have some mortifying news, look.......

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welcome to hell fatass it's me satan you have been sinned by abusing your mother and your endless gluttony of does chicken finger and masturbating to underage anime girls time for you to thrown into to the lake of fire *drag his neckbread into the cliff into the lake of fire* final words piggy

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In a world where good boys are becoming more and more scarce, let's take time to appreciate that the notoriously malnourished Indonesia is becoming healthier and healthier every day! Take this very good boy I met in a game of Call of Duty.

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Chads jealous of m'goodboy tattoo

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The sharp comparison Part 2

2yr ⋅

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Help me M'goodboys! Just beat cancer and have the most Chad frame EVER! Mommy is taking me my 5th lunch!

6yr ⋅

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Bitch mommy tried to starve her good boy

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Oh no m’goodboys, it seems like the mommys of the world might be against us

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We have a lot of good boys working at amazon.

6yr ⋅

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RRRRRRRREEEEE Just got bailed out of jail for burning down my local tendy joint because they ran out of tendies. AMA

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Behold our saviors healthy frame

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M'Goodboy Goes to McD's

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You think this is a game, Chad?!

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Anon’s Monday

5yr ⋅

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Good boy going out to find a waifu

5yr ⋅

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Brave goodboy rises up against PETA chads

5yr ⋅

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BEWARE while these tendies look succulent and delicious. They are BAKED not fried in oil for good boys. Remain vigilant. REEEEEEEEEE

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tendies.

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M'goodgirl is truly dedicated

3yr ⋅

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Game day wing bar. Getting ready

2yr ⋅

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Inalienable rights

6yr ⋅

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M’goodboy is lost 😢

5yr ⋅

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Jon Brower Minnoch was an American man who weighed at 1400 lbs, known as the heaviest human ever recorded

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M'good boy maintaining his healthy frame so he can fight off the Taliban.

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Neighbor m’goodboy has quite the healthy frame, as shown by these incredibly supportive briefs

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Bitch mommy put my tendies in this weird white room upstairs. She said a constant stream of dewie would come out of the faucet if I turned the knob! This is gonna be great!

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When it’s 5:12 am and mummy hasn’t delivered adequate sustenance to support my supple frame

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Another Goodboy lost to the likes of Chad... We must find what is causing them to change before we're all chads m'goodboys

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Is this hobby suitable for m'goodboys, or is it a chad sport?

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When bitch mommy calls the dog a good boy

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