slpt, if you have trouble breathing under water, replace your lungs with gills.1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Bored at home in quarantine? Stack your receipts for a quick, light read!3yr ⋅ Aris-Totally ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Use a Queen sized mattress instead of curtains on your windows1yr ⋅ cascassian ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: remember to always attach your remarkably similar to a large spider hairclip on the headboard to never lose it!3yr ⋅ HerMajestysButthole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Use a sharpie to upgrade your credit card to a “Black Card”5yr ⋅ djacrylick ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Don't buy music devices, when the best music device is in your head4yr ⋅ DirkyJerky12 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Don’t want to wash your hands? Burn them! They’ll scar and will never get dirty again4yr ⋅ PM_ME_UR_BOB_VAGENE ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Avoid people knowing you purchased a new TV by using the box as a stand.1yr ⋅ Lionblaze10 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT McDonalds new paper straws make the perfect pre-rolled tips for tobacco products5yr ⋅ genevafox ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
[SLPT] Why make up different excuses for different occasions? Use a generic one to save yourself the hassle!5yr ⋅ babydoll_bd ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Always wear an anatomy bathing suit, so in the case of unexpected surgery, anyone can find their way around your body.2yr ⋅ noobesag ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Wondering how to get your road-rage pumped up for the long trip? Just imagine being in bumper to bumper traffic stuck behind this vehicle.1yr ⋅ theWildBore ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: This simple trick will keep your lunch money in your pocket6yr ⋅ irespectpotatoes ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: Put on a trainer shirt at the gym, so you can inappropriately touch other gym members7yr ⋅ PENisMighty2 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT don't swear to tell only the truth and speedrun your trail5yr ⋅ Soul_Valley ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to disable a female attacker that wants to steal your weed5yr ⋅ CamTheChest ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: Only gave sex with anti-vaxxers so if you get them pregnant you pay significantly less child support5yr ⋅ ____okay ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: Just a reminder for everyone affected by Hurricane Florence to shoot it. The force of the bullet will push it away and prevent any damage.6yr ⋅ getroastednibba ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Show your siblings to your Mum/Wife/GF when they are angry so they will show mercy.3yr ⋅ DrunkAnton ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Remote running out of batteries? Just take some from the carbon monoxide detector3yr ⋅ thriftyandshifty ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Ruin everyones summer by not getting out of the pool when youre pushed in3yr ⋅ Jawadude8 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
THIS IS A REPOST I AM TIRED OF REMOVING. ANYONE WHO POSTS THIS TIP OR ANY VARIATION OF IT, FROM NOW ON WILL BE BANNED PERMANENTLY.3yr ⋅ jaggazz ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: speed up your heart rate and save money by using an X-large coffee cup at 7-11 and fill it with just espresso and only pay for the price of coffee (CAD $2.79+tax)1yr ⋅ mysickname ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Make sure you time it right though, yo or your body will turn off5yr ⋅ Nyskit ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
[SLPT] Well, he is technically correct. The best kind of correct.6yr ⋅ babydoll_bd ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you're arguing loudly on the phone in public, put it on speaker.5yr ⋅ CriticalGeode ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Heavier guns keep small kids immobile and builds teamwork!4yr ⋅ ebvillanueva ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Zip up someone’s fly for them. Found in an AskReddit about innocent things that get taken as sexual4yr ⋅ heterotard ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Want to become TikTok famous fast? Post a gym vid of you being a douche, Joey will handle the rest1yr ⋅ rgatoNacho ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Save money by skipping meals! This doubles as a weight loss tip as well!1yr ⋅ Jessieface13 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: To bond with your feline it is highly recommended that you nuzzle your face into their exposed belly. They love it4yr ⋅ Darkangel1979 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Saving money, broke or dieting? Great alternative to coffee. Too cheap to even buy a battery? You can probably taste it by just looking at the picture so this ones on me my friend.1yr ⋅ Blisser_the_Sniff ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips