It's really odd that this is true.
All right Rowling, we get it.
I'll bet he thinks about you sometimes too.
Block an electric charging station..... Get towed
Well played, France.
A happy ending at least.
President Fucking Snowflake
The positive side of cyber bullying
We attack at sunset
Bang up job
That's a good excuse
It's all coming together
Make it happen
Like it's a liar
I would listen to his podcast
God loves butt stuff
Give this lady an award
Australia’s Christmas Island has bridges for crabs to prevent them for being crushed under the wheels of cars during the mass migration
Fuck that nonsense
Saving a dog from the dogcatcher
A helping hand indeed.
This is worth a shot
Is it organic?
So there is hope for us?
Everyone hates the special Olympics, right?
Next level right here
A real turning point
The highway robbery never ends.
Can't save any money
Leave Gronk alone. He ain't do nothing.
I've done it
Really steppin up. Thanks Mexico!
Lawn darts association got no pull
That's not even legal on the internet
Excellent way to keep time
If you ain't got a jacket like that, don't even show up
Ya gotta check
A beautiful tradition
Well ok then
Bark twice if you need help
And gotta be home by 11
It's almost as if there's, like, 2 totally different standards. Weird.
This sentence has never ended well
Runs out quicker and quicker these days.
Stop showing it to everyone
I wish my calendar would yell this at me
A ship in Balestrand, Norway
What i want at my funeral
It's a great plan
Walmart, stepping up the stupid
What happens when we didn't see eye to eye
You do it
Footage of Epstein's jail cell is released (2019)
Learn these powers I must
Lincoln assassination (1865,colorized)
SLPT : Escape the Matrix
We got screwed
Smug Lil SOBs
BEND TO MY WILL METAL SKY BIRD
I didn't know they grow on trees
Ugh.... You wouldn't believe the day I've had
The student has become the master
Kids got a bright future
Keep looking buddy
Wanna post this every single day
Out of womb, out of mind
He might come back
Don't fall for Big Math propaganda
I'm sure this was just an accident
Going hard in the kitchen
May I see it?
That's smooth AF
As Rihanna sings We found love in a hopeless place
Stop doing that
Happy birthday indeed
*angry Citizens United noises*
Worth a shot
Every story you've ever heard about Australia is true
Fair is fair
Add cum to McDonald's sprite for peak vibes
Lemme get a hit of that Flonase yo
Cooling the whole damn city
They were identified within hours of the pic being posted. Internets really do cool stuff sometimes.
Ah, you still pray to the old gods
Special guest host Frederick Douglas
This is startlingly accurate
Does it even matter which one?
They were politely given jobs, they ain't TAKE shit
Nobody asked you
Sir, how can I help you?
Are you happy with your current service provider?
SLPT : Once you can see far enough, stop eating carrots.
Maybe shoulda read it one more time
Be aware of blue buckets
SLPT : Feeling lonely? Pay someone to follow you around.
So, you're saying there's a chance
I'd watch that
Just grab a sign
Great, another sport I suck at
HBO didn't submit her name for an Emmy nod. She submitted it herself. And got the nomination. Like a God damn boss.
On another level
Some people learn slower
So close Dad
That's how they talk
As always, there's a tweet for that
How do we start one of those meme war thingies on Barstool? Seriously, fuck Barstool.
Ain't that the cutest
Power in numbers
A+ for effort tho
Fine by me buddy
Is there a Kickstarter for this? I'd donate.
I meant like a pizza party
SLPT - Save the planet 🌏
Inject another one
That's just glorious
Never know how someone else's day is going