slpt, if you're into horse back riding but you can't afford a horse, bash two coconuts together and ride to your heart's content1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
slpt, become legally obese so that your company has to let you work from home1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
slpt, enjoy a tasty sandwich fresh from your local truck stop restroom1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
slpt, if you have trouble breathing under water, replace your lungs with gills.1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
slpt, become a billionaire simply by investing 93 cents in a compound-interest savings account and let it mature over a thousand-year period.1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT, fool people into treating you like upper class by being as rude as possible as often as possible. The ruder you are, the more important and powerful people will think you must be and they will adjust their behaviour accordingly.1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
For those who are interested, the Spanish word for flames is llamas. For example, Ifrit lives in the cave of llamas11mo ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/FinalFantasyVIII