SLPT Cosplay your husband’s dead mom mom for brownie points.3yr ⋅ CartmansAlterEgo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Leave your kid in the car while you shop so it doesn’t get stolen.2yr ⋅ lebranflake ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Do you have a dog who likes to chew your apartment's baseboard corners? What else than hot sauce to the rescue! Small dab of some good ol' Frank's Xtra Hot on every corner and problem solved. Just the smell keeps him away.1yr ⋅ AltruisticDisplay813 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
LPT: If you stir coconut oil into your kale, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash1yr ⋅ AlienApricot ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Dipping sauce cups fit perfectly in a Keurig machine. Expand your beverage horizons!1yr ⋅ _themaninacan_ ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Fly your Drone directly under the smoke detector, so you can smoke indoors.1yr ⋅ Mordewin ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: save approximately 20% off oranges by peeling them before weighing them in the self-checkout lane. it isn't theft, as you can leave the peels behind in produce1yr ⋅ merrell0 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Supermarket out of flowers? Not a problem. Get a nice Red Bell Pepper and let romance live again.3yr ⋅ DrunkAnton ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you're already pushing a baby stroller, you don't need a shopping cart.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If your phone falls off the top of your car at speed, Try putting it in Rice6yr ⋅ live4lifelegit ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT people leave you, but cancer stays until death. credit to u/YouAreFunnyBro on r/memes3yr ⋅ Kevin5882 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Save on your electricity bills this winter with this one simple trick1yr ⋅ GoodPud99 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Needing perfectly boiled eggs for Father’s Day? Look no further!4yr ⋅ BitesizedBlubber ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Sharing a small room but want the bed to yourself? It's easy!1yr ⋅ Fleetlord ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Need to use the bathroom at home but it's already occupied?3yr ⋅ The_Master_of_LOLZ ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Send somebody an embarrassing message? Send it to everybody and claim it was a virus.4yr ⋅ collinsig ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Ever wondered about how to wipe your ass more efficiently? I present you Clean as you go5yr ⋅ Anuncie-aqui ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you want to capture an alligator, just chase it around until it's exhausted2yr ⋅ WickedCoolUsername ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you don't have enough to light a candle, take a match and concentrate its light on the wick of the candle with a magnifying glass4yr ⋅ LoupphoK ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Eat cereal out of a plastic container so you can easily seal and store the leftovers.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Learn to speak German to tell loved ones how much they mean to you3yr ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to keep your lover from feeling like a dead fish in bed.3yr ⋅ HM-Wogglebug-TE ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Heat is directly proportional to pressure. This means if you dance hard enough on bacon, you'll cook it.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: send dick pics to people who chack your LinkedIn profile4yr ⋅ The_RoGueaPe ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT-got a bbq or a party coming up? Need to feed a group of friends and family?? No problem! Grab your trusty crockpot and slow cook your hotdogs! Just remember, DO NOT add water. The hotdogs already have water in them.1yr ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Disc tray not working? Just cut a fucking hole through the top of your console3yr ⋅ 90059bethezip ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: always think about your past mistakes in order to fuel your future gains1yr ⋅ p4nu5 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Depressed? Just remember these little tricks to help you through it.2yr ⋅ jaycombz ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: listen to the advice of health experts for good health5yr ⋅ BlueAgileFish ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Break up the monotony at your next funeral by playing your favorite tune on this bad boy2yr ⋅ nater20k ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Throw away all all your old coins as they no longer work.4yr ⋅ Ronando1612 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Instead of wasting water when you wash the dishes, wait for a rainstorm and then hurl your dishes upward through the falling water. Repeat until clean.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT - Grab a couple flooring samples every time you go to The Home Depot until you have enough to tile your floor; as a bonus the back padding is already applied!1yr ⋅ Katiari ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT:Look for free drugs hidden behind vents in public bathrooms.1yr ⋅ CarbonReflections ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to be the soul of the party and also make new friends4yr ⋅ misterkairos ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
