SLPT:Look for free drugs hidden behind vents in public bathrooms.1yr ⋅ CarbonReflections ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: How to be the soul of the party and also make new friends4yr ⋅ misterkairos ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If the cashier asks you to pay and you don't have money, just use this card and he will have to pay you instead!!!!6yr ⋅ bralk_hibovit ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: When you are almost broke, change all your money in cart coins3yr ⋅ Kingborn_ ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Strap your Apple Watch to the back of your phone because the selfie camera just isn't enough.2yr ⋅ Theohhno ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: if you ever have a car accident, press this button to undo it3yr ⋅ moe87b ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT fill your decoy purse with poisonous bees to prevent theft3yr ⋅ pkkballer22 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: With winter fast approaching, make sure to reverse your car battery.3yr ⋅ CartmansAlterEgo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
Need to watch the Bee Movie but don't want stupid pop ups or viruses? Just go to pornhub instead.6yr ⋅ 9spaceking ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
[SLPT] Marry a foreign prince and move there to pull a fast one on your insurance company!5yr ⋅ babydoll_bd ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Blame all your relationship problems on an imaginary person!4yr ⋅ MichaelTheMage ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Trick your Fitbit into thinking you're working out by taking too much Adderall1yr ⋅ limbylegs ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: New driver in the US? Buy a black Ford Explorer. All the people around you will stop driving like assholes because it looks just like a Police Interceptor.2yr ⋅ NovaTheMighty ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: want a better smelling subway ride? Bring a Christmas tree with you!1yr ⋅ TuxedoFloorca ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Instead of paying for a gym membership, go to Target every day to work out.3yr ⋅ thkoog ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Wear a mask so your coworkers can't smell alcohol on your breath3yr ⋅ qwazpoi ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Put your shoes in the microwave for one minute to warm them up in the winter.1yr ⋅ pastafaz ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT-when it’s you day off from work, wake up extra early to bring your wife breakfast in bed.. for her to make.. for you. This will insure a great start to your day!11mo ⋅ shootermac32 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Don't have a bidet? Follow this tip to stay clean and juicy!3yr ⋅ Stacks_of_Cats ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: how to save yourself having to say ten foot pole all the time.3yr ⋅ Goku_Kakarot91 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you're transgender, use your assigned-at-birth identity to commit crimes and nobody can catch you1yr ⋅ Enkinegio ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: be sure to discuss politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It will save you money on Christmas Gifts.1yr ⋅ deanfortythree ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you want to remove marker from your book just pour coffee on it4yr ⋅ Broco_Laco ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Never run out of eggs again and improve your health. If you leave a dozen chicken eggs out in the sun they'll turn into a dozen hens, which together will lay approximately 3,780 eggs in two years. These eggs are high in Vitamin D and can be rubbed on your skin like a lotion.4yr ⋅ PaulMCapo ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
slpt, enjoy a tasty sandwich fresh from your local truck stop restroom1yr ⋅ megacerealcrunch ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Use a fake wasp nest to prevent your utilities from being shut off5yr ⋅ noah5666 ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If you come up with a good LifeProTip, add a picture. This way people who can't read can also benefit.6yr ⋅ MC_Kloppedie ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you commute in a deathtrap, drive really fast to work every day in order to reduce the distance you have to walk after a breakdown.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT Have Reese's for breakfast, part of a balanced breakfast1yr ⋅ Slamuel_The_Lamanite ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
