Moms deserve all the love we can give them.

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Oh no, how will he ever live this down..?

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Kid: That’s a risk I’m willing to take.

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Lowkey Genious

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this is so wholeso-

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And the title of Miss Independent goes to:

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Thanks, I hate Vaccines

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SLPT: Claim you’re under 21 to avoid paying for alcohol.

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this is sending me

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Someone get the Guinness Book of World Records on the phone.

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Oh no, not people doing the same thing as me...

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SLPT: Get out of making plans with one simple move!

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If white characters were written the way POC are:

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2meirl4meirl

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Wonder which one of her classmates figured that one out...

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Dad knew... for sure

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SLPT: Drink seawater to avoid criminal charges

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The Duality Of Rihanna

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Women, we care about you being subservient.

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Must have driven her batsh*t crazy...

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TIL we exist solely for the satisfaction of straight people...

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Stay away from my girlfriend bruh...

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YEAH!

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This is why I hate videogames. They appeal to the male fantasy...

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Miss my masculine ass with that feminine hygiene sh*t

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It just dawned on him guys...

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Who you are today doesn’t define who you will be tomorrow. Low points are natural, stay strong!

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Bring on the presents !

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just friends being pals, just pals being buddies

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That came out of the blue...

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grandma gettin that tumblr clout

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Stay away from my girlfriend bruh...

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You carry the fate of us all, little one.

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nJoey!

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Cause fuck science, I have a shiny rock.

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me_irlgbt

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Baskin Robbins Mascots are this nation’s backbone

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At least we care about the real issues, right ?

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A terrifying Faux-Bee-aaaahhh !!!

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talk about a shitpost

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me_irlgbt

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Republicans: bUt tHe wOmEn...

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The Million Dollar Smile!

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Taking a girl out 101

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It’s more acceptable to k*ll a-holes if they are foreign

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Is it that hard of a concept to get ?

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I bout spit my coffee...

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SLPT: Bored at home in quarantine? Stack your receipts for a quick, light read!

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Quick, make a wish !

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EAT THE RICH

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let’s be honest here, this is all of us

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me_irlgbt

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Let them loose their freaking minds !

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Love your body & one day it’ll return the favor!

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we don’t talk about the erasure of queer women enough

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If there was ever a time to bring it back, it’s now.

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5 Stars: Great Service ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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None of that reincarnation sh*t for me please

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Pupper Cerberus guarding the gates of Heck

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To be honest, I thought the exact same thing

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The sanctity of marriage that gay people destroy apparently...

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flaming piles of garbage

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Honesty

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Why do my clothes come out burned ??

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SLPT: Save some big bucks on these condoms boys!

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TIL I am a Superhero!

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It’s inspection day boyz, drop ‘em !

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Look how happy he is!

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Escaping the Death Grip of the Binder

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Quick, make a wish !

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talk about a shitpost

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Mixing skills on point!

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The world isn’t ready for me!

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Thanks, I Hate Vitamin D...

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No pandemic down there ghouls, rave on !

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me🐶irl

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Pro Tip: If you run out of reasons to get offended, make up your own

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Tbf, I can’t even find Miso easily where I live...

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What is this, a rug for ants?

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I english perfectly, how do you english ?

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Cause what is pie, if not a fruit casserole ?

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Out of touch with reality.

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sooo... who’s gonna tell him ?

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Omg, it’s finally happening!

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i’m sorry, WHAT ??

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How dare they do they same thing I’ve been doing for 18 years..?

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And all the ants rejoiced!

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ah yes, the philanthropist

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Any Gamers ?

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Now Spit!

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U - R - A - B

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sad noises -.-

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basically...

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me_irl

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You’re not a real fan.

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I FEEL VERY ATTACKED

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Queue

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Just a few simple ingredients my ass...

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You love to see it!

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Ava’ah, the last Chavbender !

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P R O F E S S I O N A L I S M

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FINALLY! Been playing nonstop for 1.5 years, and I just got my first copy of MK11 Scorpion from the jolly fat b*stard himself, Bo’ Rai Cho !

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What even is this luck ??? 😱

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Didn’t know we had a second April Fools Day on November 3...

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So did they change the Diamond Rewards in Faction Wars ?

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Halo there Hooman! I iz friendly pupper. 🐶

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