What's the difference between the red thermometer and the blue thermometer? The taste.3yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/memes
“Yes, I said closer. Move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point blank range.”2yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/starwarsmemes
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.3yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/futurama
When Usain Bolt finishes in 9 seconds the world celebrates But when I do it my girlfriend gets disappointed...2yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/technicallythetruth
Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we met the Loch Ness Monster?1yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/southpark
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally1yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/funny
I started weight watchers a year ago today I was 389 today I am 253 I still have a long way to go but I think I will get there3yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/weightwatchers
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Oh, it appears the goalie has pooped his pants. Oh and look at this! Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal!1yr ⋅ zelgadiss44 ⋅ r/southpark