“There’s a homeless guy on my porch, what should I do?”

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The best part of working on the ambulance is the respect I receive from the community.

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Found on Tumblr of all places. Someone knows.

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So many confusing words

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uh oh

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I don't enjoy it as much as you think I do, babe.

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For you my master.

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Can we appreciate how dope Dutch EMS uniforms look?

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meme

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Which one of you was this?

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Just found out Im the single lowest paid medic at my ambulance company, despite having the most experience by several years...

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Met the ugliest cat I have ever seen in my life today on a call.. And his name is Tippy.

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Random redditors always have the best EMS takes

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Fact or fiction

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I’m just going to leave this here

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Happy EMS Week

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Thoughts?

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Heroes

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Haven’t seen this meme in here

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Come on, I thought this was pretty good!

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A classic

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Quite the learning experience

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Pay meee

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Had anyone ever found ghosts in a patient's blood?

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Rural EMS hits everybody different

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“I haven’t had water in over a week” - Pt w Diabetes

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Maybe the public is finally starting to get it

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I am just saying someone is going to be upset with the outcome.

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on god

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Clear

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Here is my dumb EMS meme that I am proud of

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Had to make this after a call today

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At this point, it shouldn't be a surprise.

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2 years EMT-ing and 2 years ER tech-ing, and it's finally my last shift before medical school starts :') all y'all have any advice for me going forward?

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It be like that sometimes.

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It do be like that sometimes

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Why give oxygen when narcan do trick

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Color coded backboards outside the ED

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Medics in the US need two jobs to survive

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Gotta love our boys in blue

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Happy Thanksgiving everybody! (Now stop playing on reddit & clear up, there are runs holding.)

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That first time giving report is *rough*

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Advice

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Someone got mad at the LifePak... It was me, I got mad at it.

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Sounds about right🙄😂

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meme

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After 5 years of working BLS at an ALS agency, I had my first code where I did NOT have a partner or ALS to fall back on & was truly on my own. 3 shocks out of VF later & patient made it to the cath lab. Mission success.

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Someone put this sign up in the bathroom in one of our EMS rooms.

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If you liked that you should see how fast I can pack up the monitor!

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(Me)me

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this made me LOL.

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Pls

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New recruiting statement...

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Happy birthday to our fallen EMS comrade, Breonna Taylor. She would have been 27 today.

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* Proper use of a backboard

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Drunk guy that shit himself doesn’t need to go to the ER

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Rural EMS aint all bad

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Nursing home called for BP concerns.

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Didn’t make it to the ER fast enough and delivered a baby in the ER parking lot. Lesson learned, have the EMT drive faster next time.

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On the next episode of House Hunters

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This Ambulance has stork decals, one for each of the babies born in the back

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Not OC. This may be the most accurate EMS meme created.

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A little funny haha I made

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It really do be like that

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Well that's a hot take

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I’d imagine this is pretty much what happens

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Medic raccoon tattoo I just got. (raccoon is proportioned to represent an experienced paramedic)

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Unknown powdery substance

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Don't do this... There's absolutely zero reason to ever cause your patient harm.

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Remember, providers: professionals have standards.

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The response of shame

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Someone go find an adult

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IFT is what we do

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Today's Psych Transfer

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“I don’t know...I just came on an hour ago”

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Every now and then dispatch tries to be nice.

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The blood adds character

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I'd say it's based off of a true story, but that would imply it's only happened once

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Doesn’t matter a whole lot but still

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Anyone know of any outrageously ridiculous current protocols?

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Maybe not the best choice for a high schooler

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Not just like an ambulance driver. I am *the* ambulance driver.

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Oh, your doctor said not to with your warfarin? Yikes.

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Based on a true story

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I have had this happen more than a few times.

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My dad giving oxygen to a firefighter in 1980

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EMT Pikachu sez take your meds!

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Yea, that's a thing.

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That was a close one pal.

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What's HIPAA gonna do?

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Meme

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meme

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Glad dispatch didn't think sudden onset right-sided weakness was worth dispatching as a stroke

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The truth?

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Cake my coworkers at the ER got for us since I'm getting on an ambulance crew and one of the nurses is moving out of state

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Happy EMS Week!

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Its been one month since her passing due to a rare form of Covid-19, she helped people who couldn't been helped. I miss you Mom.

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Found the guy from a few days ago who said he tried to badge into his Ring doorbell

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Hope this doesnt get removed

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Night shift is great

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EMS! Open up!

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Our physician medical director > your physician medical director

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House Fire, Total Loss, One Patient, Saved!

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When everyone’s on diversion, no one is on diversion.

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A Well Balanced Meal

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Also don’t call 911 for your 86 year old family member with foot pain so we can take her to the Er and she contracts covid.

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Oops

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It's my time to shine

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EMS lounges are a lifeline like no other.

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Cute Enough to Stop Your Heart, Smart Enough to Restart It.

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ems in a nutshell

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alright Smitty, I’m gonna put this traction splint on you now

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The truth hurts

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finally taking off my N95 after 7 hours of back-to-back calls

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Interesting take on scene safety.

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Meme based on real life

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Show the way to the non-psych bathroom, please?

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Word

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Get yours quick, limited stock available

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Y'all seen this before?

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WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? - BLS truck edition

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things have been strange lately

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Found on Facebook

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Back in the saddle today after recovering from covid

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Rare picture of a paramedic showing up on scene and asserting dominance over volunteer EMTs

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Someone hit our local ED barrier pole. Is this protocol correct?

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You know its true

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You'll never guess why/when the idea for this came to me. 🤔. Be safe out there tonight.

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Oops.

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The flight medic left his raybans on the bumper. I’m legally allowed to work on the helicopter now right?

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My brother was an EMT and when he passed 2 years ago, every squad in the area sent rigs to escort him to his rest. I want to take a moment to say thank you for being there. For being a second family. You are appreciated. 💙

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This pretty much sums it up!

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A little humor for today...

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You never forget your first

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Meme

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He’s awake and improving. CPR and early defibrillation WORKS!

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Please be careful. You owe it to every loved one in your life, and every patient you're yet to have.

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Found a vintage picture of medics from my service drinking a keg out of the back of ambulance. Circa 1980s

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Still not sure how every time we show up they just had shift change

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POV: You've been hit with 3 doses of Narcan after overdosing in a Home Depot

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I see ya'll posting pics of Ricky-Rescue-Belts. I raise you the bandolier of many alarms

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This is what EMS Week looks like for Night Shift

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Why is EMT pay so low?

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Get yourselves a Union 🤝

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Maybe the best chief complaint I’ve ever had.

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Free things make me feel weird

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SNF meme

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Dispatch told us last minute that we were working the A’s game. Rare W from dispatch

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