Me bringing in the 500lb patient from the nursing home to the ER for chest painsMay 2020 ⋅ totalyrespecatbleguy ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #500
Guess which floor the 500lb cardiac arrest is gonna be on. Hint: it’s not the bottom 3Mar 2021 ⋅ Claytoncowboy ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #m #500
When dispatch drops a 500lb patient on you and cancels you right afterApr 2017 ⋅ Liberi_Fatales ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #500
When dispatch has had us running all night and decides to throw a 500lb pt our way and tries to say there's no lift assist availableDec 2015 ⋅ mr_perfekt_dick ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #500
No lift assist available for your 500lb patient, see if you can get the family to help...Jan 2013 ⋅ BuckeyeBentley ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #500
We are only 6 hours in the shift and we are both at about 500mg of caffeine. In ems some of us cope with alcohol but the truth is a lot of us use copious amounts of gas station food, vape, and caffeine to handle the job.Apr 2019 ⋅ MonsterHunterBoi ⋅ r/ems ⋅ #500 #6
tell me we aren’t the only one that has had the charger break and would rather not spend the 400 or 500Apr 2022 ⋅ HIHFTY22 ⋅ r/ems
