I swear to white American blue-eyed capitalist trickle down Confederate Jesus4yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A super shy kid was at my work today with his grandma because school was canceled. I took him outside and showed him how to staple bread. We're best friends now.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
They force him from his bed so often that I leave him a blanket next to it now. He's a good sport.4yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/stolendogbeds
An actual staple job would not have been appropriate here (destruction=jail) ... This mini blueberry bagel is hanging by a staple. Shout out to my mom for keeping guard and not questioning my life choices.7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
This tree will be gone next month when I start building my house. Here is my proper thank you for it's life.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Sliced French bread proves you can stand out when you're one among many6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Our quail has been wild and crazy since her mate left...I helped her by giving her 10 baby chicks. She's never been so happy.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/homestead
This tree gets a cinnamon raisin bagel for it's enduring green leaves in December.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
TIL that Harry Potter's wand was made of Holly. I Thank this tree for it's vibrancy in an otherwise dull landscape. This beauty deserves no less than 4 types of cheese on it's bread6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
I couldn't let this fallen tree go without a sandwich thin all its life. RIP7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Honoring this fallen Pine tree on Christmas. Or Hanukkah, I accept trees of all faiths.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
English muffin on my neighbor's tree. Hes a jerk so let him waste some time pondering wtf this is7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Sesame seed bun in my uncle's bathroom. He built his home and it's pretty awesome so I'm honored he let me do this even though it makes zero sense to him. Shoutout to Uncle Jim!6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
This whole grain hotdog bun on this groovy tree. Bonus points for finding a new walking trail close to home.7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Stepdaughter staple! I gave her the tools and told her what to do. I also told her to take a selfie with it but she came back in and asked why the heck she would take a selfie with bread?! Good job Sahara, that's some fine stapling.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
I felt like this newly-cut tree would look better with an onion bun.7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Spreading the joy with a tortilla bow. I put this outside of my boyfriend's work because he's a great sport but he just doesn't get it.7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
This hydrant is just glad for the attention that didn't come from a dog.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/EggsInStrangePlaces
Hamburger bun on pine. Now I can go back to loafing around in the house where it's warm.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
My Ella went over the rainbow bridge 5 days ago. I feel like the pain will never cease.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/pics
If the wind blows, we're scrambled. Egg-stremely precarious situation.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/EggsInStrangePlaces
This tree reminds me of an old man with lots of character. Enjoy this french bread, old-timer.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Some eye bleach after the stroller incident...he goes by 'Eggtopus'6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/EggsInStrangePlaces
This tree fell last year and knocked out my grandfather's power lines. He then blew the transformer and almost killed himself cleaning it up. So the tree stays. Score one for nature.7yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees
Its Friday but I dont really have a reason to drink. Every upvote=another swig anyway. Cheers!5yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/drunk
Triple abandoned. In the hills of West Virginia, most things come to be abandoned. [5312X2988]6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
Home Depot throwing all this away refused to let anyone have it or buy it and said it had to go in The dumpster.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Posted from an acquaintance's facebook with the caption Best Valentine's day dinner. I ate a salad and pickles by myself tonight and it didn't seem this sad.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Found this big veiny bastard when I moved some potted plants my boss had on a table6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/mildlypenis
So insane that I've never even heard of this idea! And I know some crazies...6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
$50 REWARD for my MISSING CAT Lost near Perry Township. Kittypants has a freckle and is fixed.Missing since 11/276yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/canton
Help to identify this chicken? (They fly) I have 2 and I am trying to determine which eggs come from them so I can incubate for more. Thanks!6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/chickens
Annoying, annoying, annoying...asleep. Mine and my puppy's 2nd weekend together.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/pics
Captured this cutie with a trail cam in the hen house. Probably the same guy that keeps knocking stuff down in the attic.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BackYardChickens
She's limped since birth and does not use this foot. Any ideas on what could be wrong? I can't tell if she's in pain.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/homestead
My brother and I just adopted our first dog to go with our new home. Meet Ella, the Collie Beagle mix.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/aww
Just became a member of my tiny town's only bar. I dont know the qualifications but I got drunk here 2 nights in a row so i guess I'm doing it right.6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/drunk
This corrnbread is like life. I could never get it to staple to a tree... Until I stopped dwelling on the problem and the answer came to me over breakfast. Sometimes when things don't fall right in life, you just gotta shake them up. The question is not what you look at, but what you see6yr ⋅ Pud500001 ⋅ r/BreadStapledToTrees