Girl on Instagram admits that she loves drunk driving and almost killed her ex by rear ending somebody.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
For Valentine's Day this year, I commissioned an artist to paint my girlfriend and her cat as a traditional Disney Princess/companion. She nailed it!6yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/pics
NBC reported Usain Bolt tested positive for coronavirus by sharing a picture of Kevin Hart4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
When I asked someone how I was supposed to golf with a newborn, they told me to “get a Sunday Bag and walk the course” so you know what, I did. Sorry for the lack of Obama.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/golf
I deliver food to seniors who live in homes as a side job. This woman's shirt made my day. She knew what she was doing.9yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/pics
My anti-vax cousin thinks that we should have had a vaccine prepared for a disease that we didn't know existed yet.4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
The “CU” letters in the Wrigley Field Cubs sign are out, no now we’re just on our Chicago Bullshit4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/chicago
Oddly enough, this was shared by a 26 year old female family friend. She’s a boomer at heart though.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/Boomerhumour
Shoutout to these peeps who stand on the Locust Street bridge almost every day with a patriotic agenda!10mo ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/milwaukee
Post your highschool baseball fields in this thread. Pictured: Fromhold Field, San Pedro, CA (mine)1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/baseball
Sorry, everybody. We're the face of the NFL now. I don't make the rules.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
Now that the Lions having a winning record, we have to outsource some of our memes to Clickhole.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
Some random Facebook meme page stole u/-yellsatclouds- masterpiece. I, for one, am outraged at the lack of credit.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
20 y/o body builder literally beats a 13 y/o kid senseless for ding-ding-ditching his house.6yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/trashy
Two months into life and he already has the same face as me when I watch the games. I’m proud of my boy.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Home from the hospital waiting for the next episode of Hard Knocks like1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
My 70 year old godmother. Not quite understanding how phones work.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/Boomerhumour
My friend received this follow request yesterday. It's her new calling.4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
Pro Football Focus has the Lions as the highest odds in the entire NFC to win their division!6mo ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
A mix of Thalassophobia and Megalophobia: ice skating next to the abandoned ore dock in Marquette, MI on the shores of Lake Superior. The dock is 75 feet high and 1250 feet long.4mo ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/thalassophobia
DJ Chark asked his IG followers to send him socks for Christmas, so we sent him and his new baby some socks for Christmas!1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
My girlfriend and soon-to-be mother of her own stupid kid, ladies and gentlemen.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Somebody was VERY upset with the McDonalds on Capitol today. Keep it classy!1wk ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/milwaukee
Even local Milwaukee pubs are realistic about the Pack this year1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
I jumped on the AI text generator train. I really don't know what I was expecting with this one.2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
My 3 month old really enjoyed his first game this weekend. His record attending a home game is now 1-0 with a point differential of +26. Oh, and he’s dressed like a football.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Girl on Instagram admits that she loves drunk driving and almost killed her ex by rear ending somebody.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/trashy
Happy International DAWG Day! Now let’s quit pissing on the porch and FEAST!1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Found a 4th dimensional time cop gun today. Difficult to use tbh.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/rickandmorty
Guy tells Metallica that they haven’t released in album in over 12 years, then tells Metallica that he’s a bigger metalhead than they are.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
It's the end of the season. Even though we didn't make the playoffs, Matthew Stafford is full smile because he's getting back to good health, his wife is alive and making an amazing recovery, he has you as diehard fans, and he loved the memes. See you all next year!4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
For every win this season, I’m going to turn Stafford’s frown upside down slightly. Win: he’s feeling hopeful!5yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
You know what this is actually pretty funny; albeit complete boomer humor.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/Boomerhumour
For every win this season, I’m going to turn Stafford’s frown upside down slightly. If we make the playoffs he will be at a full smile.5yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Even though I can’t go inside I’m still here to cheer on our boys!3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Back by popular demand: For every win this season, I’m going to turn Stafford’s frown upside down slightly. Win: Climbing back up the ranks!4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Good to finally see the Lions social media team fighting back a little bit.5yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
I've only been working here for two months, mentioned in passing how I'd like to leave California for a few years!7yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My Jersey collection has finally turned into a memoriam for my favorite Lions players.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
I see so many shots of downtown on this sub, how about a shot I took of Uptown last week?3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/chicago
Truly Educated Minds know that Thanos eliminating half of the human race was the ONLY WAY.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
My anti-vax cousin thinks that we should have had a vaccine for a disease that we didn't know existed yet.4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
I spent a night at a build-your-own mini golf course in Milwaukee and even they think that Rodgers is a chicken2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
We’ll outsmart them with our improbable, low percentage Hail Mary pass to our 3rd wr!1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Girl on Instagram admits that she loves drunk driving and almost killed her ex by rear ending somebody.1yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
Being gay is a choice now! Insight political violence! Don't work hard to earn things you desire! Isolate yourself from those who are sworn to protect you!7yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
My buddy’s Familiar Faces photo project is now permanently displayed in the CTA headquarters mostly thanks to the attention that r/Chicago gave him months ago! Thank you so much, all, you made his dreams come true!2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/chicago
Popped in Life is Strange 2 this morning for the first time, noticed that the main character’s ID expires today! Fun coincidence.2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/gaming
For every win this season, I’m going to turn Stafford’s frown upside down slightly. Win: Getting so hopeful! Eating birds is fun!5yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Putting our differences aside for the greater good. See you all next year!5yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Kelly Stafford trashing Rodgers, Cousins, and the entire city of Chicago2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/NFCNorthMemeWar
Guy leaves it up to IG on whether or not they leave the hospital against their doctors wishes so their other child can go to school.2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/trashy
Nothing says “thank you” like almost-expires cupcakes and Kool-Aid Jammers!4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
Sanders and Staff got some representation at the worlds largest bobble head museum in Milwaukee!2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
Educated minds know that what Thanos did was for GOOD. Eliminating half of the human race was the right thing to do!3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
Of all the things that didn't happen, this one didn't happen the most.2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics
Dad doesn't let his daughter have Facebook or email because of creeps, so he posts her number online instead.12yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
Antifa is protesting at Trump Tower in Chicago today. Surely he is finished.6yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
Went home this weekend and my dad pulled out a pretty cool MLB collectors pin set from 1990/91-ish (still sealed) featuring only 28 teams and the California Angels6mo ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/baseball
I went up to him and said, Has anyone ever told you you look like Zach Galifianakis? He simply shook my hand and said, Nice to meet you I'm Bruce Willis. Then I told him that I hope my beard will be as full as his one day.11yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/pics
The Panthers, The Vikings, The Falcons, The Titans, everyone falls to the power of our memes.7yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/detroitlions
After hearing that the U.S. beat Japan 59-12 in an international American Football tournament.9yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/funny
This is how my sister and I pass the time, I'm usually less attractive than this though12yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
What about last night at 8:20:20? Or the night before? Or tomorrow? Or any other day this year?3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
My buddy was a stripper pole at last nights party, he was grinded on all night and had dollar bills thrown at him12yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/funny
Nazis didn't hang people, the developers are just racist. Don't buy Call Of Duty.7yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
I finally got that startup job in a Chicago high rise that I’ve been yearning for since I moved into the city almost two years ago!4yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/chicago
I recently rescued a one week old baby kitten. No kitten would be complete without a little hat!8yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/aww
Things are really popping off at the local Ace Hardware in Rural Tennessee. Gotta be ready.9mo ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
Since he was a puppy, whenever i took out the trash he would follow me outside and play in the yard. Now he's 15 and still follows me, but he can't make it back up the stairs. Still regal as ever, I'm happy to carry you back up the steps, Lightning.13yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/aww
Have you ever just wanted to crawl into a little hole and be buried alive for somebody?2yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/facepalm
As a 29 year old going back to get my BA, I run into this content a lot. She'll probably pass the class.3yr ⋅ metaldrummerx ⋅ r/cringepics