He guarded a bird with broken wing under my truck for four days before it could fly off. Had to bring them both food and water because he refused to leave its side day and night, very proud of him.4yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/aww
Saw a post titled “what would you do” today, I’ll raise you one1yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Serverlife
Slow Sunday when a party of 9 came in for drinks and someone took the whole tab11mo ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Serverlife
“Hey America, can we have some of those new light tanks you started making?” “Best we can do is a 20 year old M1”2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/TankPorn
I made the total 129.99 and really hope it bothered them a little.1yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Serverlife
Took a new pre workout before going to the gym. It made me very sick and I was stuck in traffic with no where to pull over.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/MakeMeSuffer
The club I work at said we are doing 4 sold out shows for a YouTuber this week, turned out to be King Bach.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/happy
What is this? Looks like a panzer II to me but I’m no expert. Santiago, Dominican Republic1yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/TankPorn
Establishes collaborative governments in France before you invade so you get German France and no free France. You get all the oversees resources.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/hoi4
I myself justify this at least twice a day, before I eat breakfast, and after getting back from grave robbing.1yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
The rental market in my city dropped so my corporate owned new building can’t fill even half of its 1,500 per month studio apartments. My lease is up in two months and I am going to leave also.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
They arrived 10 min after the show started, took order within 5 min and got great service. Who raises these people?2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Serverlife
I understand people shouldn’t own tanks, but I’d be soooo upset if I had the collection this man has and was forced to give it up.3yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/ww2
This is Couscous, it’s an hour till last call and he desperately wants to go home, his owner does not.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/funny
It’s like someone decided to walk into a kennel and started blowing a dog whistle.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Tinder
He was supposed to eat his bone off stage but followed me on2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I have a dog, my mom has this bulldog, I can’t explain the phenomenon that makes humans continue to make these things.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/funny
I was going to shoot my shot, but then I realized her bio is a repost I’ve seen here way to many times. Clearly I’m desperate enough to be on this app, but not enough to date a plagiarist.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/Tinder
This Amazon van blocking me in right as I’m about to pull out.2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
What’s crazy to me is it’s taken 3 years of people looking at you like you have a swastika on your forehead and you just now are getting around to this?2yr ⋅ MasturbatingMiles ⋅ r/trashy