Lolly picked out the cutest outfit so I stalked her around the island taking pictures and sobbing from how adorable she is ππ4yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
MRW my SO's friend's mom has attempted to add me as a family member on Facebook 3 times now.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
When my uncle didn't think that I could lift that really heavy chair and tried to get my cousin to do it for me.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO tells me that his friend gave us free tickets to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me tonight! PUBLIC RADIO EXCITEMENT!8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
To the stranger on the street who grabbed my arm in order to pull me aside to tell me that I am pretty.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I looked in the fridge to see that my leftover pizza was gone. Trolls, it is our 6 year anniversary today but I might have to break up with him.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
This time of year can be incredibly stressful or sad for some people. This is for any trolls that need an internet hug today.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My sister visited my town. Although we are 800 miles apart, we didn't miss a beat and started acting like sisters.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
Wanted a picture of my two cats getting along, got a picture of one cat biting the other so he didn't have to share the window.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/CatsAreAssholes
What I want to do when my SO's sister doesn't see any point in neutering her puppy.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
The Express editor should have spent more time with the cover of today's edition.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/washingtondc
For two weeks, I have been waking up at 5am to go to the gym. It was really difficult waking up today. MRW my SO tells me that he is really proud of me.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
What taking an unplanned trip to the vet felt like last night.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I managed to snag a (hard to get) reservation at my SO's favorite restaurant for his birthday. I have to keep this secret for 2 months.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone shares one of those minion quotes on Facebook. Minions don't speak English or hold your opinions about raising children.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I changed my town flag this morning - Neko Atsume fans may appreciate it9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
MFW I was knitting a penis chapstick cover for my Troll secret Santa this weekend.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls - I am going to a yoga event tonight at a brewery. I think you know what will be attempted.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I got a professional bra fitting and she knew my band size just by looking at me.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come home to see flowers on the table and my perpetually messy SO deep cleaning the kitchen.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally pluck that pesky eyebrow hair that kept evading the tweezers9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I am trying the Bumble BFF app and I have learned one thing about what most women in my region are looking for in a friend8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Who else is getting the popcorn ready for the drama over Reddit's content policy update scheduled for today?9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My reaction to cable companies when we finally cut cable.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls - my SO is announcing today that he is taking my name when we get married. My emotions are a confusing mix of nervousness and IDGAF what they say.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Some asshole on the street just told me (more like yelled at me) that I need to go to the gym and stop eating. I still have a full workday ahead of me. :(8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO calmly tells off his brother for making fun of their childhood friend who recently came out as trans and is transitioning.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
A friend who is at the gym nearly every day shot down someone who was judging her for eating chips by saying Is it my turn to evaluate what you are eating right now?9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO places dirty dishes in the sink when he just watched me empty the dishwasher.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I have been successfully tracking my meals and eating properly....then shark week approaches.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Upon finding out that my SO and I had a very small wedding, my SO's friend commented on our FB relationship change by asking if we can come to his wedding now since we saved money on ours. (We are not coming because he is getting married on a Thursday halfway across the country from us)9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Thanks to a severe summer cold, it is my first day at work this week because I am out of sick days.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't know what your plans are, but this is my Friday night plan.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I pulled out an ingrown hair out of my husband's butt cheek.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
You mean skin cancer? (My SO's sister shared this on Facebook)9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I gave myself a leg cramp during sex last night, so my SO confused my screams of pain with a super orgasm and continued with what he was doing, but better. I rolled with it.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my body has decided that I need to get on the baby making wagon. My brain has not caught up. This is confusing.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My BFF Lolly decided to support my budding designing career. β€β€β€8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
I love it when they cherish the first letters that I ever wrote to them.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
I am 27 years old and I bought my first set of panties that did NOT come in bulk plastic packaging. And they feel luxurious.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a newborn and I play Pocket Crossing while feeding the baby. I am sick of the judgement I receive in 3 in the morning ;)6yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
MRW friends have been backing out of their commitments to go to the Halloween party that my SO and I are hosting because we are only friends with introverts.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a friend asked me how old I am and I honestly had no idea.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Jeremiah came over while I was rearranging my house. His letter is adorable.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
MFW I ask my SO what time he will be back on Feb 14th so I know if I should order a heart shaped pizza for ME or for both of us.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I actually enjoy exercise, but after an intense stress eating battle I have had this mindset for a few months.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO says that he has been shutting down friends' talk about a man cave in our new house because the whole house belongs to *both* of us.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night and this morning were incredibly numbing. Feeding Harvey's birds made me feel better. Even my mayor is happy!8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
When your BFF villager asks to move out for the 4th time this month7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
MRW our awesome landlords didn't raise the rent when they asked if we will continue renting with them for another year8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I was signing paperwork to buy our first house in my pajamas.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my SO and I were having a childish fight where I threatened to poop on his face. Then I giggled for 5 minutes about that remark.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband told me that he invited his family to come in from out of town to attend my 30th birthday.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
After almost 3 weeks of wearing my nicest panties and taking two negative pregnancy tests...I finally made an appointment with my gynecologist when my body did this only 1 hour later.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a stranger comments that my son looks like my husband for the 5 billionth time5yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXMoms
It is my only day of work this week! I don't think I have the attention span to do anything.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I have PMS and plans to go to the Minnesota State Fair this weekend.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My repair man keeps saying hello and sending disturbingly flirty vibes to my puppy mailbox.6yr β JoyfulStingray β r/thesims
MRW I realize, after trying on my wedding dress, that my wedding is a week after Christmas. I am an IDIOT for not realizing that I cannot gain weight during Christmas.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW at my WORKPLACE, a man tells me not to hurry when he was holding the elevator because he was enjoying the view and continues to hit on me throughout the elevator ride.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband's baseball team plays its first game in the playoffs. His team has never made it into the playoffs since we have been together and I am not a baseball fan.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
[FO] Finished a baby blanket in exactly one week thanks to furious knitting to avoid thinking about housebuying stress.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/knitting
MRW I am added to a FB group with my high school graduating class so they can plan a 10 year reunion. Spoiler: I was the nerd in high school.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW at yoga class, the position made it difficult to hold in gas and the lady next to me let an impressively loud one rip10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
After stumbling on nail art youtube channels and watching hours of content, I got inspired to actually paint my nails for once.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW a friend posted a status saying that women are bad drivers. I got so angry in the internet argument that my vision got blurry.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO brought me my space shuttle slippers to cure my bad mood. He should become a doctor because it is working.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO voices concern about my anxiety when having the should we have a baby talk8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I just bought a train ticket for my visit to NYC! This is the first time in my adult life that I am using a train to travel to another city!9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO and I are trying to buy a townhouse in the Washington DC region. We both make good salaries but nearly everything is out of our price range unless I want a very long public trans commute.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, in my SO's own words about his sister, 'What do you get the most boring 20 year old girl for Christmas?'9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
My sister was complaining to me about bra prices and I started laughing because you can only find my size online while she can go to actual stores.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I need to clean the apparently this weekend. Trolls, give me strength and give me tips for cleaning and organizing8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
My SO asks me what I want for dinner because he wants to treat me for my stressful day today. All I can think of is cheese.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
M(SO's)RW I tell him that period blood is full of clots and mucus.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
The final fossil! What a nice surprise, I thought I had 2 left!9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing
When you say a TrollXThing to someone and it wasn't well received.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW some random guy just tried to hug me while on a street with not many people9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I went to the restroom to find my undies inside out and I am wearing tights making it difficult to remedy the situation.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO and I have been binge watching Friends. He looks over at me with a smug look whenever Monica is neurotic about something. I JUST LIKE THINGS THE WAY I LIKE THEM!!!!10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
In a last minute decision, I am going to protest at the supreme court tonight. What should I put on my sign?7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
Trolls, I am stupid, wrote down the wrong date for enrolling for my company's health insurance....and now I am in my office crying my eyes out.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRWever someone said about time after our wedding yesterday.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
What my brain is telling me due to a performance review being scheduled for later this afternoon. THANKS ANXIETY.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Had a pop-up wedding on Saturday and I would not change a thing! Information and a few more pics in the comments!9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/weddingplanning
MFW I accidentally dropped my very full menstrual cup in the toilet.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
When I am added to two Jamberry party facebook groups in one day.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Alrighty trolls - I ordered my first diva cup. What are tips because I am pretty clueless.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
We are packing up to move on Friday. I am fairly certain Hell is just making people pack their own things for eternity.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally made it to the gym today. I had been drowning in mental stuff and busy getting in my own way. Can I continue this? I HOPE SO.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/trollfitness
Any fantasy or scifi readers out there? I have been listening to Game of Thrones and am in need of some legit butterfly in the tummy romance but with badass women with swords or something.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
Trolls, I have clocked in 80k+ steps since Monday and I am finally planning on getting my eating under control after vicious grief eating.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/trollfitness
MRW I post a picture of my cat in a cat related sub and it was immediately downvoted :(9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am excited to finally finish all my holiday shopping and then my SO asks if I can help him buy gifts because he hasn't even started.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
We had to take our cat into the vet this morning for some emergency surgery. They just called to tell us that the surgery was successful and he should make a full recovery!9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I am pretty sure my uterus is Dolores Umbridge since it is causing me so much physical and emotional pain at the moment.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I unknowingly finished my binge watch of The Office on the 3rd anniversary of its finale episode (today!!)8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/DunderMifflin
MRW the dude on the bus thought that his backpack deserved a seat rather than any of the 20 people standing in the aisle of the bus.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
HALP. OUT OF CONTROL, TROLLS. I am drowning in poor eating decisions.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXFitness
What is a witty sign I can make for the Women's March on Washington?7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
I let my anxiety get the best of me last night and I am completely embarrassed with how I handled myself in front of my SO. Can I just hide under the covers all weekend?9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I have PMS and Halloween is on Saturday so candy is everywhere.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
HELP. I can't get out of my own way. I am struggling with other things and I just can't find the energy to eat correctly.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXFitness
Trying to console my crying mother is difficult when you are on the phone.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls - I did a factory reset on my phone and didn't realize that it would erase my podcasts on my podcast app! While I try to remember what I was subscribed to - what are your favorite podcasts?9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
Β‘Finalmente! After a year of on and off duolingo, I have the Spanish trophy (and all gold skills)9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/duolingo
Less than 24 hours after my right index nail chipped off, my left index nail followed suit. :'(8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW we get an update about our apartment complex's lack of AC. We have been without AC since April and the condo association STILL has not chosen a contractor to fix the issue.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am added to another Jamberry group and she TAGS EVERY PERSON in status just to make sure that everyone saw the fun game she wanted to play with us.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I put a fresh coat of paint on my nails and suddenly have the urge to pee.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I tripped getting off the bus, skinned my knees so bad that blood running down my leg, and now I have to work when I would much rather do this because I have an owie9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Look at all my Christmas spoils!!! My family knows the way to my heart (and my SO spoiled me)10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/knitting
It is raining in Washington DC today. It feels appropriate for what took place yesterday.8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
I was offered a new job within my company 2 months ago. It is currently stuck in paperwork. My current team won't give me anything to do because I could leave at any time.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the air conditioning is broken in our apartment complex and my SO hints at having sexy time tonight.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally meet a group of IRL gals that I completely click with after moving here almost 2 years ago10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see my SO now. He recently shaved his head and my brain can't wrap its head around the concept.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
My first real workout in a LONG time + personal trainer + leg workout = WADDLE ALL DAY10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/trollfitness
MRW I realize that I made a mistake a few rows back and I can't decide if I should fix it or move on.10yr β JoyfulStingray β r/yarntrolls
MRW my SOs aunt shared a picture of a kid's schoolwork for getting points taken off for using cursive and my SO's aunt claimed that the teacher was jealous of the student. JEALOUS, I TELL YOU.7yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls - our apartment's AC has been broken for the entire month. They just said that it will be at least 3 more weeks before it is repaired. How can I make our apartment feel cooler or less sweaty and gross?9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
Tried a no streak tanning spray so my legs are not glaringly white. I do say, I look fabulous.9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/TrollXChromosomes
What is a good freezer safe meal idea for me to make for a family that just had their 2nd child?8yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AskTrollX
Iggly was unpacking yesterday and now he wants to move out. Should I take this as hint that my town is horrible? ;)9yr β JoyfulStingray β r/AnimalCrossing