Sent this to my fiance after an argument about wedding planning1yr ⋅ zebrafinchyfinch ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Don't mind me, just weeping with jealousy over everyone who can have gorgeous backyard ceremonies3yr ⋅ angryladies ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Good to know what the dress will look if I get killed and left in the desert3yr ⋅ allcapsallcats ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I know Reddit loves initialism but this is how I look at y’all every time you shorten Save The Dates to STDs3yr ⋅ dedepancakes ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Getting married to my high school sweetheart of over ten years this weekend and still wondering how I don’t need a permission slip1yr ⋅ counting_beanz ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I've been watching a ton of Four Weddings (for research purposes of course) and have noticed some common themes.2yr ⋅ sopholopho ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
We got legally married before all this craziness (wedding is postponed) now pictures from the marriage day are cursed by the background 🤣😭 god damnit Corona4yr ⋅ heyhocrumpets ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I did our engagement photos; we took some typical ones, but I wanted to find a way to include out kitties and this is what came of it...3yr ⋅ RosinDustWoman ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Tried this light pink for my wedding nails and my fiance says “hey that’s toebean color!”2yr ⋅ allcapsallcats ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you take his last name and people won’t stop referring to you as “Mrs. His Full Name”3yr ⋅ bridal_bullshitting ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I get it's panels you dance on, I don't get why I need to rent one for $700 when there is perfectly good floor-floor9mo ⋅ FromUnderTheWineCork ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
May or may not have had a minor breakdown while designing change the dates for our twice-postponed wedding2yr ⋅ angryladies ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Been congratulating myself all day for last nights epiphany of wedding color palette that finally felt “me”. Watching TV and just now realized my brilliance of combining cobalt blue, olive green, terra cotta, and accents of wood and fairy lights was literally just my own damn house.3yr ⋅ weddywedcat ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you come in $1000 under your venue’s spending minimum so you get to send bougie emails like this:3yr ⋅ bridal_bullshitting ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My bridesmaids, who have not yet met each other, are connecting over the bridesmaid dress I chose because it has pocketssss! (and they titled this group chat, Don't Talk Shit About *OP* in This One)4yr ⋅ Nugs_NotDrugs ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
After a 2 year engagement we rescheduled our 10.10.20 wedding for next year due to Covid concerns. We made plans to just go ahead and get legally married on our original date with a small brunch with immediate family afterwards. Now a hurricane headed this way threatens to derail those plans too.3yr ⋅ Molcat ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
So I gave up on my wedding diet the same day my wedding shoes came in. It's called balance.3yr ⋅ CherryWedding ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Any trolls thinking about shaving their fingers for those hand close-ups? (Sorry if this doesn't belong here; couldn't find a wedding sub for neanderthals.)3yr ⋅ palibe_mbudzi ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When wedding websites and resources assume I’m both the bride and marrying a man 🙄2yr ⋅ AnonymousFangirl ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
FH, five days to wedding: “oh, I need to check with X about if they’re bringing their kids.” (Kid-free wedding, seating chart is done and headcount confirmed...)2yr ⋅ dontcallmel1zard ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
His website place holders once again reminded me why I’m marrying him2yr ⋅ Rosenblattca ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My MOH has her hand mauled in a cat fight the night before. Bridesmaid sewn into her dress. Postponed two years. We did it.1yr ⋅ FrightenedCustard ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
add a veil to say, 'I'm the bride'! - because the dress, invitations, website, venue decor, and ceremony will totally leave everyone guessing ...3yr ⋅ shimmy___shimmy ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW when my seamstress politely asks me to please maintain my weight for a YEAR.3yr ⋅ bi_pedal ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When your mom says they can't afford to help with a wedding but then complains about spending $20k for pool excavation, a new $15k carport, and the cost of new granite countertops. But then sends me a list of 150 non-negotiable people to invite and sends me venue links starting at $50k.3yr ⋅ tophswanson ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My wedding is in a month and 2/3 of people haven’t replied one way or another still. Very tempted to send this to them all😅2yr ⋅ Tiffthehuman ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
PSA:This year is when the largest cicada brood in the country emerges. Outdoor weddings in mid-late spring should be prepared for loud noises and crunchy exoskeletons on the ground.3yr ⋅ mysterychick1689 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
wedding is in 1 week and it feels like everything is going wrong BUT I picked up my dress yesterday!1yr ⋅ nyleveeam ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Rescheduling our small elopement, after postponing our original wedding for next year. Snip snap.3yr ⋅ Teenymarteeny ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Trying to decide if I should keep dieting for my June wedding or if it’s okay to eat my feelings since it’ll probably get postponed4yr ⋅ writerforreal ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I just want the guests and the wedding party to have a good time2yr ⋅ AnonymousFangirl ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you downsize your wedding to family only, then see a video of your extended family partying without masks or social distancing...3yr ⋅ EmGC3 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Confirming addresses for the third (and hopefully final) time.....2yr ⋅ TheLurkingMantis ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
“Can’t wait!! Can I bring my friend?” “I’ve got to reverse my RSVP.”2yr ⋅ munchkym ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you already have two dresses and another year+ to go...my mom doesn’t understand I have a problem 🤣3yr ⋅ Weddit2022 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you see people asking if it’s too early to START planning a Fall Oct 2022 wedding 😬2yr ⋅ Weddit2022 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
With the price of centerpieces im tempted to just buy these as centerpieces!3yr ⋅ leapdaypopper ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I've been worried about how people would take up having a no kid wedding... I don't think my cousin knew I could see this lmao3yr ⋅ ch1k-- ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Told one of my bridesmaids I was thinking of doing different color dresses. She said we'll look like the infinity stones and now I can't unsee it lmao4yr ⋅ ch1k-- ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Breaking in the Wedding Shoes while doing House Cleaning #Fashionista XD2yr ⋅ ThrowawayNerdist ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Me stressing on the inside about getting everything we’ll need because we aren’t using a caterer.1yr ⋅ pr3ttypeanut ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW Someone told me white ties are Tacky when I had already planned the outfits4yr ⋅ dangereaux ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When the wedding you’ve postponed and rescheduled over and over is less than 3 weeks away2yr ⋅ kluvspups ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
tfw your wedding coordinator quits without telling you right before you drive 8 hours to meet with her3yr ⋅ bridal_bullshitting ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you're already feeling insecure and the woman altering your wedding dress looks at you and says that's pretty in a monotone while looking dead behind the eyes, before gushing over the next person in line.2yr ⋅ persnicketous ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Bought these centerpieces thinking they were small hoops with small bouquets. Turns out they are not. I’m a quidditch referee. If I used these at my wedding, the jokes would be endless 😂2yr ⋅ munchkym ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My wedding date is 7/11/2020. What are other July brides doing? We have a contingency plan in place but I just want to make a decision sooner than later. I'm sitting on my invites that I finished doing handwritten calligraphy labels for right before this all started :( Engagement pic for attention3yr ⋅ devonrenee7 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
People in wedding groups saying they won’t vaccinate and talking about people who got sick at their events are making it abundantly clear that this is never going to be over. 🙃2yr ⋅ munchkym ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I have been waiting to shave my head until after the wedding.. but with the wedding looking to be canceled...3yr ⋅ OldLadyCoyote ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
A bee flew through one of our “change the date” shots. Don’t think we’re gonna go with this one.3yr ⋅ bridal_bullshitting ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When my wedding is THIS WEEKEND and I still have 4 more days of work this week...4yr ⋅ Medimandala ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
It was supposed to be the happiest week of our lives together. Thanks corona.3yr ⋅ FuturamaLifer ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When one of your bridesmaids asks you if she AND her boyfriend can stay with you in your one bedroom NY apartment the week before AND after the wedding.4yr ⋅ nvr_frzn_beefpatty ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Saw this on the wedding shaming sub and immediately got a headache2yr ⋅ overthera1nbow ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Just finished notifying our guests of the cancelation of our destination wedding. Happy Quarantine, brides. I'm not crying, you are........4yr ⋅ ellemeg ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Ordered a veil from AliExpress and decided to get it “a little longer” in case they pulled a WISH. It’s supposed to be fingertip 😂🤷🏻♀️2yr ⋅ ImmunocompromisedAle ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
We've postponed it 3 times now with less concrete plans each time.2yr ⋅ smallsqueakytoy ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Me after spending the last two months hunting for the perfect wedding shoes.4yr ⋅ ame-foto ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
We’re posting our silly engagement announcement on social media tomorrow, but are having trouble coming up with a good caption. Any thoughts?2yr ⋅ Rosenblattca ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Every time my mom texts me to add another cousin I don’t know to the guest list4yr ⋅ xtheredberetx ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
It’s going to rain on my original wedding day. So Corona and postponement and all the tears were just the universe protecting me from having my beautiful wooded wedding under a tent, right?3yr ⋅ inkyglasses ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
All I wanted to know if our guests had food allergies. Grandma took the opportunity to make other demands 🙄4yr ⋅ Describing_endora ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you have sunk hours of research time into trying to make your AirBnB wedding idea plausible but everywhere with big yards in your state fills them with this nonsense3yr ⋅ weddywedcat ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When venues finally email me back MONTHS after I contacted them, and I get to tell them that in the many weeks since I reached out, we found another spot4yr ⋅ bridey7 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
What in the actual classless bridezilla land is even happening here?!2yr ⋅ misstuckermax ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Found my something blue! Anyone else fall down the rabbit hole of bridal masks?2yr ⋅ lbsteige ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Early 2020 couples have to postpone their weddings; Me (planning a wedding in October/next Spring) thinking about trying to book a venue after the postponements3yr ⋅ Chelesto ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW my fiance estimates photography will cost max $500 during our budgeting4yr ⋅ splashingpaint ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I was looking for bridesmaids dresses when I came across the most unenthused model ever.5yr ⋅ yogiologist ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When 20 of the 30 people invited, bailed on my bridal shower, including my FMIL and FSIL. I drank 2 bottles of champagne to cope with that one.4yr ⋅ wireddachrn ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Currently in the “hurry up and wait” phase of wedding planning. Also on my period. Had a meltdown today because we just found our reception venue. Our contract is pending after a week of making endless revisions to it. No, we cannot elope. I just want to send out Save the Dates already.1yr ⋅ WorriedCucumber1334 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW my future mother-in-law starts spamming us with “guest list etiquette” articles after we said no to inviting her “close friends” (a.k.a. distant acquaintances she wants to impress)4yr ⋅ EmGC3 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
our cake & DJ deposits were due as soon as our payroll came in this morning, so i made a meme i’m sure we all relate to4yr ⋅ shelixir ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
TFW you see mobsters in films having huge lavish wedding and you are in the process of assuming that your wedding is off.3yr ⋅ Poisoncilla ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Planner and photographer both found out they are pregnant, due within a week of my wedding. I am about to become the crying subway bride.4yr ⋅ inkyglasses ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you live in Seattle and have an April 2020 wedding planned in the age of COVID-19. The stress is real.4yr ⋅ adherentrival ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Posted yesterday about going alone to try on dresses - here's the one I bought!!!5yr ⋅ w001092c ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I also trolled my daughter on Mother-of-the-Bride dress choices. This was my favorite I sent her. 😄4yr ⋅ Hippiemamklp ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW when I find my dream photographer, he responds to a request for a quote within 5 minutes, says he is available for my date AND he’s in my budget but then ghosts for 2 days4yr ⋅ Molcat ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
The fiance definitely knows how to make me laugh while making hashtags3yr ⋅ ch1k-- ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Me, learning bridal party, flower girls, officiants, and ushers now get ?boxes? or it’s not official2yr ⋅ itsbecccaa ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When the last minute panic buying sets in and now you have two virtually indistinguishable veils (BUT NEITHER ONE IS PERFECT)2yr ⋅ margogogo ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Took the hoops off and now the centerpieces are looking much more my taste!2yr ⋅ munchkym ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
How it feels when you send out some inquiries to DJ’s and they all respond at once with capslock emails4yr ⋅ amiidala ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When you’re six weeks out and you thought you didn’t have much left to do, until you write it all down.4yr ⋅ kluvspups ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
It's not the New Orleans themed wedding party of 50 at a beautiful pavilion, but I'm trying to make the most of our livestream wedding backdrop anyway. 8/15/2020, wooooooo3yr ⋅ ElsieBeing ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I made a collage of some of the candid reactions my MOH captured while dress shopping.4yr ⋅ FrightenedCustard ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I care not for interpersonal drama and am normally all “do not engage” but when a friend of a friend is trying to stir shit up in my friend group three weeks before my wedding I will cut a bitch.3yr ⋅ gingerbreadspicetea ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
RIP spring wedding. Using my wedding invites to pack my donations dishes that my wedding gifts are replacing. The irony4yr ⋅ engtropy ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Figured y'all would enjoy this RSVP to our *very* PNW Wedding . We were actually prepared for vegan and GF part...2yr ⋅ dumpsterdonut ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW my professional chef auntie offers to make her famous white chocolate cheesecake for our wedding cake for 100 people as a wedding gift5yr ⋅ Aoid3 ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
ERMAHGERD WERDDING CERKKKK! - Photographer managed to capture my truest self XD4yr ⋅ duffinator ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I relate to this cat as an introverted bride, with my wedding 8 days away, and everyone asking me questions.4yr ⋅ redkait ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
