MRW my fiance is upset I don’t want to change my last name, but then refuses to vote because we just moved and changing his voter registration is too much of a hassle.5yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My mom hates my dress and says it’s too simple, but I’m madly in love6yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/weddingplanning
I'm convinced all of my clients are dictating their emails to this fellow10yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/funny
Friend decided cash was boring, so he made this as a Father's Day present at Staples.10yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/funny
As requested by you lovely ladies (and some gentlemen) A clearer shot of my Rainbow Brite eyes and horribly over-plucked eyebrows and a much better shot of my current eyebrow and makeup situation. Details in comments.10yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
HIFW a super hot guy at the gym winks at me and his shirt says Class of 2015.9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The outtakes from our engagement shoot are my favorite part. I may use them for the save the dates....6yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Directing a new volunteer to Major's cubby. He's the one pondering the weight of life's problems.8yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Went to the shelter to pick up the smaller one and ended up getting his cell mate too. Reddit, meet Frasier and Niles.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/pics
HIFW I see my neighbor jogging the day after Christmas while I'm eating the discarded half of a gingerbread house10yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A friend of mine adopted these two dogs from the pound about an hour before they were scheduled to be euthanized. They had already been prepped. They're still too afraid to do anything but sit and look around, but I know they're going to be happy.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/pics
Thought you darling trolls would like my response to bfs suggestion8yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sweet boy I met working at the Humane Society today. He's a little special, but I have hope he'll find his forever home soon. Meet Major.8yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Brought him home from minor surgery yesterday (cat bite). Needless to say, he hadn't recovered yet. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Some call them outtakes. I call them save the date material. The best of our engagement photos6yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My lovely makeup Addicts. I need your help. I have skin around my lips the same color as my lips that is technically not my lips. What would you guys do in this situation to reduce the overdraw effect? Does anyone else have this problem? Top is zero product.9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
A tip if you want to see what you would look like with bangs. Twist a section of hair in the front around and use the ends as fake bangs to get an idea. I can't decide!!9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
Just bought a pack this weekend and they've all disappeared...9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The sweet motherless babies we found behind the house. I kept the one on the left and found homes for the other two. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Congratulations, you wrote the worst summary of this movie possible6yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I moved in with my boyfriend a few months ago and he was worried my cats wouldn't like him...11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Neighbors below me had a wild party that lasted until 5 am. Repeated requests to quiet down were in vain. So at 6 am, I decided to vacuum and hang pictures. This oddly specific flier was distributed the following week. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/funny
Today is your day. You've got this Richard. You aren't going to eat any house plants today8yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Any ladies remember this gorgeous Israeli gentleman? Oded Fehr in The Mummy. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Cleaning the bathroom and nearly had a heart attack. Thought these wayward falsies were a nasty dead bug at first.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Our adorably bizarre kitten loves to scoot under the bathmat, chirp to herself, then scramble out suddenly like she narrowly escaped something. Then repeat.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
As a Canadian who calls Atlanta home, this seems to be the case. And I love it.9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/Atlanta
When I feel really sick, but try to cover it up and drag my ass into work anyway. [via Hyperbole and a Half]11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
If I ever accidentally reproduced, this is exactly what would happen12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/childfree
F/26/5'5 [156 lbs. > 137 lbs = 19 lbs] December 2014 to June 2015. Been in ketosis for a month and on a weight lifting regimen and feeling great.9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/progresspics
She does this every morning while I get ready. I have no idea what she's waiting for...12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
FOTD. Finally brave enough to try my black lipstick from Jeffree Star Cosmetics. Other products in comments9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
When my nails look great, but all the pictures I take make my hands look like prehistoric claws. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Does this happen to anyone else? Something about changing the angle always throws me off.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
FOTD. LOVING these new liquid lipsticks from Jeffree Star Cosmetics. Products in comments.9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
[self] A bit of asymmetrical love. Hair is long now and I miss it :(12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
Finally got around to starting the show. The strangers yelling Robin! and coworkers turning the lights off in my office makes sense now...11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/HIMYM
Had too much sangria at a going away party and woke up to a receipt for an $18 tube of black lipstick. I knew only you fellow MUA's would understand drunk me. Anyone tried it?9yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I like him better when he doesn't glitter, but he's gorgeous either way12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
We have a set of automatic doors at work that open too fast. We tried multiple times to fix them but in the end we just settled on doing this7yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/funny
I was going to use Confession Bear, but then I figured a lot of ladies do this...right...ladies...? *coughs*11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If any of you haven't seen this two part show on Netflix, I think you'd like it12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/steampunk
My adult cat comforts the kitten I had to lock up (for litter training purposes)11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/Awww
Julia Child on the set of The French Chef in 1963. It's amazing to see what went into making it look so seamless on television 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/pics
This is why I can't have children; I just wanted to trim a knot in his fur and I lopped off his whiskers...11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/childfree
This emotional trifle currently has 190,000 likes on Facebook. Bleugh11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/childfree
This may be weird, but I've always had a bit of a ladyboner for Ellen. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Haven't seen him lately, but 15 year old me will never forget Josh Hartnett in Pearl Harbor. 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I don't know who this is...but I have the strangest urge to touch him. For some reason 12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Say what you will about Looper, I thought he did a phenomenal job as young Bruce Willis. You could tell he studied him so much!12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/JGL
An update on the abandoned kittens I posted here a few months ago. All are thriving! Couldn't get a picture of the one on the far right though.11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/cats
Took some advice from a prior post and updated my everyday look. First time contouring and brow shaping. CCW!11yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
The warning label on my straightener. I wonder who tried it and sued them...12yr ⋅ Sarbanes_Foxy ⋅ r/WTF
